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Clips from The Simpsons - Husbands and Knives (S19E19)

"does Gallactus eat planets?"
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"of course I do"
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"Wow. I was in such a bad relationship with my..."
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"Mmmmmm"
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"Bye Bart enjoy your funny books"
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"Look Maggie I'm Wonder Woman"
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"Wo-ah I've lost my perfect 26-26-26 figure"
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"Never compare yourself to a stand E"
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"Hey you're way skinnier then a lot of super-heroes"
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"Girthquake, Labarella"
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"Kearney's mom"
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"makes her bloated"
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"She's depressed because you're so lame"
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"Woo, I better join the Gym before I go from hippy to hippo"
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"I wish my mom said cute things like that..."
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"she can't because she's depressed"
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"Shut up."
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"Alan Moore"
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"Art Spiegleman"
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"Dan Clowes"
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"I've really identified with the girls in Ghost World..."
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"they made me feel like I wasn't so alone..."
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"yeah yeah whatever"
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"because I really want to draw Batman"
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"I'm awesome at utility belts check these out"
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"This is where the Batman keeps his money..."
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"in case he has to take the bus"
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"Uh huh"
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"Alan Moore, you wrote my favourite issues of"
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"Radioactive Man"
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"so you liked that I made your favourite superhero..."
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"a heroin addicted jazz critic..."
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"who's not radioactive"
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"I don't read the words. I just like it when he punches people..."
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"how do you make his costume stick so close to his muscles"
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"you see what those bloody corporations do?"
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"they take your ideas and they suck them..."
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"Very Well {laughs}..."
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"I love yu-lu just the same haaaaa"
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"Attention comic book aficionados"
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"He has a girlfriend {all gasp}"
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"My name's strawberry my purse is a lunchbox"
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"Now listen up..."
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"my wayward little fan boys"
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"I have the most wonderful news..."
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"my store now sells ninja weapons"
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"Whoa..."
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"you would sell weapons of the orient to children..."
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"comic book guy our town deserves"
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"Very well"
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"I guess the mature thing to do is..."
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"Activate"
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"we've got tummy tone with Sacha..."
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"Zen Abs with Zac G."
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"and you've just gotta try mummy and me kickboxing..."
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"Marge, you missed a spot"
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"I wish there was a gym for us regular ladies"
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"but why would women want to go to a gym..."
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"if there were no men there..."
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"watching the and judging them"
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"We're gunna be rich..."
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"we can finally start a family"
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"We have a family..."
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"a better one"
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"I love this gym..."
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"Finally an exercise bike for women of a certain age"
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"Jurassic aha ha ha ha"
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"Mum every workout appointment is booked up for months"
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"We just need to find a vacant rental property"
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"I can't believe the labour board is shutting me down..."
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"you lock your workers in at night"
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"It's so they can't tell their stories"
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"Mr Krusty came to my village"
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"He said he would marry me"
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"No ring just fill apple pies all day"
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"that's taken the tri-county area by storm"
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"Marge Simpson"
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"and uh my boyfriend thanks you too..."
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"uh uh............."
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"y'all getting german cuckoo clocks..."
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"you're getting a cuckoo clock..."
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"and you're getting a cuckoo clock..."
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"and you're getting a cuckoo clock"
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"the T.V. remote isn't nailed on..."
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"my whole life I've never been in a hotel that trusted me..."
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"hors d'oeuvres, big fancy desserts..."
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"now I know why pimps are so happy..."
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"yo guys, come meet a new husband..."
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"hey how yo doin? I'm Homer..."
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"my wife invented a gym for 'regular women'"
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"my wife invested Sky Pills, she mixed vitamins with alka-seltzer..."
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"I pay ten dollars a tube for those..."
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"that's why I drive a Bentley"
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"Yep. I haven't decided what kind of new car to get..."
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"you better decide soon as I have a feeling..."
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"your wife will also be getting a new model..."
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"yeh she'll be trading up..."
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"and they're not talking about cars..."
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"because those are car words"
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"Homer, we're all second husbands..."
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"as soon as our wives hit it big they dumped the fat old guys..."
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"they were with and married us"
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"Marge won't dump me"
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"I'm the anchor that keeps her weighed down..."
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"here's how it starts..."
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"she gets a total make-over..."
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"then she stops wanting to tell you about her day..."
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"here's how you know she's really about to go..."
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"your wife seems happy and full of life..."
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"that will never happen"
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"Marge. Marge."
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"the makeover..."
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"oh my god the prophecy is being fulfilled..."
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"um so tell me about your day..."
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"oh you don't want to hear about my boring old day"
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"I do. I do."
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"well the first inspirational speech of the day..."
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"hey the networks are different channels in this city"
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"go watch your thing..."
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"Marge, now that you're rich..."
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