Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Friends - The One with the Boob Job (S09E09)

"There is a hardware store right down the street?"
Friends
"Hey, you guys? Okay, we've got great news."
Friends
"- Phoebe and I are moving in together. - Congratulations."
Friends
"Well, it's just like living with a girl, only they don't steal your makeup."
Friends
"Unless they're playing "This ls What My Sister Would Look Like.""
Friends
"Yeah, she's not so cute."
Friends
"- I'm gonna go to the bathroom. - Well, you put down the toilet seat."
Friends
"Yes, dear."
Friends
"- Is that a bit you guys do? - Uh-huh. We're playing you two."
Friends
"We don't do that. Tell her we don't do that."
Friends
"Yes, dear."
Friends
"- I hear wedding bells. - Monica, slow down, okay?"
Friends
"I'm just excited to be living with him."
Friends
"You know, I mean, I don't know..."
Friends
"...can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure. Yeah."
Friends
"You know, I could picture myself walking down the aisle..."
Friends
"But do I want that house in Connecticut, you know, near the good schools..."
Friends
"...where Mike and I could send little Sophie and Mike Jr.?"
Friends
"Oh, my God, I do."
Friends
"Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional."
Friends
"I know. I guess I am."
Friends
"- You ready to go? - Yeah, you bet, roomie."
Friends
"Don't you mean "groomie"?"
Friends
"These guys. We haven't even moved in yet..."
Friends
"...and they have us picking out china patterns."
Friends
"China patterns!"
Friends
"This is easy. "Can't do this...""
Friends
"Wow, seriously. Can't do this."
Friends
"- Hey, Joe. - Hey."
Friends
"Listen, um, I need to ask you a favor, and we can't tell Monica anything about it."
Friends
"- I thought you guys didn't have secrets. - That will remain the official party line."
Friends
"Look, Monica and I are having a little financial trouble."
Friends
"- Yeah, I know. - What? What do you mean, you "know"?"
Friends
"Uh..."
Friends
"I just figured it out, you know?"
Friends
"I mean, you're not working and, uh, the economy is bad."
Friends
"Oh, right."
Friends
"Anyway, uh..."
Friends
"...I need to borrow some money."
Friends
"Oh, sure. Yeah, how much? Two thousand dollars?"
Friends
"Yes, $2000 exactly. How did you know that?"
Friends
"Uh, well, I know how much you used to make..."
Friends
"...and I know how much your rent is."
Friends
"Oh, okay."
Friends
"I am on fire."
Friends
"Did you write a check to Monica for $2000?"
Friends
"Did Monica borrow money from you?"
Friends
"- Uh, kind of. - I can't believe her."
Friends
"Did she tell you we were having money problems?"
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"Something personal."
Friends
"What would she get for $2000 that she wouldn't tell me about?"
Friends
"Excuse me."
Friends
"Boob job."
Friends
"I don't want her to get a boob job. That's crazy."
Friends
"Making them smaller, that would be crazy."
Friends
"Well, I think the reason people laughed is that it's a play on the word "roomie.""
Friends
"No..."
Friends
"I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was."
Friends
"Maybe we should've talked about this before."
Friends
"Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?"
Friends
"- Oh, no, no. Not at all. - Okay."
Friends
"Yeah, well, that's the thing. For me, it's as far as it can ever go."
Friends
"I love you very much. But I never want to get married again."
Friends
"Oh."
Friends
"- Wow. - It's just, my first marriage was..."
Friends
"...you know, such a disaster that I kind of lost faith in the whole idea."
Friends
"- Mm-hm. Was it really that bad? - At one point, near the end..."
Friends
"- ...she deliberately defecated on my... - Okay, well, that's bad. Yeah."
Friends
"But don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps..."
Friends
"...a blond who always uses the toilet?"
Friends
"Except for once in the ocean."
Friends
"Look, it's not about who I would marry."
Friends
"I was certain the first time I got married it would last forever. I was wrong."
Friends
"- But, it just... - Look, Phoebe, it's not about you."
Friends
"- Ah. - I'm sorry."
Friends
"Are you okay with that? If not, maybe us moving in together isn't the best idea."
Friends
"No. Oh, I definitely don't want to get married."
Friends
"No, I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to, too."
Friends
"Because, you know, if we move in and you start changing your mind..."
Friends
"...there is gonna be hell to pay, mister."
Friends
"- Trust me. I will never... - Yeah, I get that. Yeah."
Friends
"Hi. So you gave in and decided to call someone?"
Friends
"Yeah. I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks."
Friends
"- You're all set. - Oh, thank you so much."
Friends
"Wait. You forgot your, um..."
Friends
"Your game."
Friends
"Hey, Rach. There she is, my perfectly proportioned wife."
Friends
"- Thank you? - No, no. Don't thank me."
Friends
"Thank you. Do you know there is not one thing that I would change about you?"
Friends
"Not one single thing. And definitely not..."
Friends
"...two single things."
Friends
"Okay, you're being weird. Do you want sex..."
Friends
"No. No. No. I just love the way you look. I am warm..."
Friends
"...for your form."
Friends
"Okay, um, you know the old classics like, you know, "You look nice"?"
Friends
"They're still okay."
Friends
"But "you look nice" could mean that I'm saying, "Your face looks nice.""
Friends
"I want to compliment your body."
Friends
"I mean, I wouldn't change it at all."
Friends
"And more specifically, I wouldn't want anything to get any bigger."
Friends
"- Okay. - I mean..."
Friends
"...you wouldn't want any part of me to get any bigger, would you?"
Friends
"Don't answer that."
Friends
"Just when you thought that dude couldn't get any weirder."
Friends
"I know. Why do you think he was so worried about me getting bigger?"
Friends
"Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You know what? We're trying to get pregnant..."
Friends
"...so he's probably starting to freak out that my body's gonna change."
Friends
"- You think that's what it is? - You heard him."
Friends
""No bigger. You're perfect. Just don't get any bigger.""
Friends
"My God, he sounded just like my high-school wrestling coach."
Friends
"- I'm gonna have to talk to Chandler. - Yeah. If you don't, I will."
Friends
"Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger..."
Friends
"...your ass is gonna get bigger..."
Friends
"...you're gonna lose bladder control."
Friends
"God, it's just such a magical time."
Friends
"- Hi. - Hey."
Friends
"Listen, I wanted to ask you something about marriage."
Friends
"No, I really want to know how you feel about it."
Friends
"- Why? - Mike doesn't ever want to get married."
Friends
Show more clips