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Clips from Friends - The One with the Boob Job (S09E09)

"- Never? - Never."
Friends
"Wow. Are you still gonna move in with him?"
Friends
"I want to, but I wanted you to tell me that marriage really isn't that big a deal."
Friends
"You know, that I won't be missing out on anything. That marriage stinks."
Friends
"Yeah, marriage stinks."
Friends
"I mean, if you want to see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving..."
Friends
"...get them married."
Friends
"- That's not how you really feel, is it? - No, I'm sorry."
Friends
"Look, I know it's not what you want to hear, but I can't help it."
Friends
"I love marriage."
Friends
"Seriously, you? Divorce-0?"
Friends
"If you have to call me a name, I'd prefer "Ross, the Divorcer." It's just cooler."
Friends
"...but, you know, I loved being that committed to another person."
Friends
"Anyway, I'm sorry."
Friends
"Ugh. It's okay. That's how you feel."
Friends
"But, come on, I mean, living together will be great."
Friends
"I mean, you guys have so much fun. And you love Mike."
Friends
"- I do love Mike. - Yeah, see?"
Friends
"And you were so excited about moving in together before..."
Friends
"Yeah, I guess you're right."
Friends
"Yeah, thanks. This helped. Thanks."
Friends
"The Divorcer to the rescue."
Friends
"- It's not cooler. - Yeah, I just heard it."
Friends
"Rash?"
Friends
"Rachel?"
Friends
"So I can't do anything I like?"
Friends
"Ah, perfection. Wouldn't change a thing. Not a thing."
Friends
"- Um, I'm going to change. - Yes, but, honey, you don't have to."
Friends
"I'm gonna get bigger."
Friends
"Honey, I..."
Friends
"I love your breasts the way they are."
Friends
"And it's not just my breasts. My ass is gonna get bigger too."
Friends
"And don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too."
Friends
"- They do that? - It's kind of a package deal."
Friends
"God, why? Why would you want to do that to yourself?"
Friends
"I thought it was something that we both wanted."
Friends
"If it means that much to you, I may be able to get on board with the big boobs..."
Friends
"...but the giant ass and the big clown feet?"
Friends
"Oh, my God, Chandler."
Friends
"If you can't handle this, what are you gonna be like in the hospital..."
Friends
"...with the blood and screaming and the little person that's shooting out of her?"
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"- Chandler knows I borrowed the money. - Mm-hm. For your boob job."
Friends
"- Joe... - It's over."
Friends
"Hey. Hey, what do you guys think about this: Ross, the Divorce Force."
Friends
"- Better. - Yeah?"
Friends
"Very cool."
Friends
"Hey, Pheebs? You know, I'm really glad you came to talk to me the other day..."
Friends
"- ...and I hope I was a little helpful. - Oh, yeah, you were helpful."
Friends
"- Yeah. No, thank you. - Good. Good."
Friends
"Because the more I thought about it, the more I realized..."
Friends
"...I don't think marriage is necessarily the right path for you."
Friends
"What do you mean?"
Friends
"I know the other day in the coffeehouse..."
Friends
"...you were all caught up in the whole soccer-mom thing..."
Friends
"...but is that really you? I mean, can you honestly picture yourself in a Volvo?"
Friends
"They are awfully boxy."
Friends
"I mean, I don't know, you'd be so bored with marriage. I mean, it's so normal."
Friends
"Uh-huh. Yeah."
Friends
"Hey, can I help?"
Friends
"Well, we climbed up four flights of stairs, maneuvered a narrow hallway..."
Friends
"...dodged a rabid pit bull. But these last three feet are where it gets really tricky."
Friends
"You know, sometimes your words, they hurt."
Friends
"Hey, where do you guys want this?"
Friends
"Yeah, seriously, because this is really heavy."
Friends
"I mean, not for me, because I'm only pretending to hold it, but for these guys."
Friends
"Just one last time on the marriage thing. There's no wiggle room? None at all?"
Friends
"No, but you don't want to get married either, right?"
Friends
"Right."
Friends
"Except that I do want to get married."
Friends
"Someday."
Friends
"And hernia."
Friends
"I haven't had a normal life. And I never felt like I was missing out on anything."
Friends
"But it feels like now it's my turn to have some of the regular stuff."
Friends
"If you wanted to get married, why didn't you say something before?"
Friends
"And I love you, and I wanted to live with you."
Friends
"I wanna live with you too. I mean, let's do that."
Friends
"But I don't think I can."
Friends
"It was okay to move in when I didn't know what was gonna happen."
Friends
"But I can't move in knowing nothing is ever gonna happen."
Friends
"Can we at least try living together? You might change your mind about marriage."
Friends
"Are you gonna change yours?"
Friends
"No."
Friends
"Me neither."
Friends
"Um, I think I need to be with someone who wants what I want."
Friends
"But I don't want this to end."
Friends
"No, I don't want it to end either."
Friends
"I can't believe this is gonna end."
Friends
"I guess I'll have my stuff picked up."
Friends
"Yeah. Okay."
Friends
"Good bye."
Friends
"- Take it easy, Mike. - Bye, Mike. See you later, Mike."
Friends
"I'm so sorry, Pheebs."
Friends
"We're all sorry."
Friends
"I mean, at least you won't have to live with this ugly chair."
Friends
"That was here already, huh?"
Friends
"I love you."
Friends
"I did it! I did it! Ha, ha!"
Friends
"All right."
Friends
"I'd better take all I can carry."
Friends
"Who knows when I'll be able to get in here again, huh?"
Friends
"Ugh. Fascist."
Friends
"Your ass?"
Friends
"I just never want to get married again."
Friends