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Clips from The O.C. - The Risky Business (S02E02)

"- I know, Sandy, I know. - I'm sorry, but... you have no one else to blame but yourself."
The O.C.
"Joan. Tell me you didn't order those napkin rings."
The O.C.
"- This is not a mob wedding. - Gosh, Sandy, I thought they were kind of fun"
The O.C.
"Okay."
The O.C.
"So, you and Kirsten have been spending a lot of time working together."
The O.C.
"Sandy, you have a great wife. Sorry to keep her from you."
The O.C.
"Well, here's to being friends. You, me... and Kirsten."
The O.C.
"Moved back to her parents', yeah."
The O.C.
"So, we got a decision?"
The O.C.
"I mean, you know those busted pipes? Trey here's quite handy."
The O.C.
"Him with a sledgehammer, amazing."
The O.C.
"I think she means hammer, but... but, yeah."
The O.C.
"I'll call you tonight with an answer. Just leave you number."
The O.C.
"Cohen. I hear you're the guy to see about the inventory."
The O.C.
"Hey, will you help me? I've got to take pictures of all of this crap."
The O.C.
"- Yeah. - Okay, thanks. Hold it up."
The O.C.
"More. More, more. You're naughty."
The O.C.
"Excuse me, you're Seth?"
The O.C.
"Your mom, Newport Living. She said you were quite the comics fan."
The O.C.
"- Yeah, we're auctioning off our comics. - Your mom said you had your own comic."
The O.C.
"Must be hard to walk away from your own comic"
The O.C.
"- Well, you know, I've actually been sort of -You went on without me?"
The O.C.
"- How many issues do you have? - Uh... probably have enough for, like, 12 or 13 stories."
The O.C.
"- You know who it's up to? - Who's it up to?"
The O.C.
"Okay, what do you want, Cohen?"
The O.C.
"- and Zach and I got to talking. - Zach was there? Glad to hear that you two are putting the past behind you."
The O.C.
"- our passions and our dreams and... - Aw, that make you think of me?"
The O.C.
"Captain Oats, whiny music"
The O.C.
"I really don't care about tablecloths, honey. I just enjoy watching those Newpsies squirm."
The O.C.
"After Jimmy left, I thought I'd said good-bye to my last friend, but Carter..."
The O.C.
"You are looking at a proud new renter."
The O.C.
"- Wow, congrats, man. - Thanks. Thanks."
The O.C.
"Cohen residence."
The O.C.
"Oh, hi. Yeah, hang on."
The O.C.
"*Your background didn't check out. I just can't risk making you the manager.*"
The O.C.
"I'll come up with the money."
The O.C.
"- Thanks. - You bet."
The O.C.
"- Everything all right? - Yeah, just wanted to know when I'm moving in."
The O.C.
"- You sure you can cover it, the money? - It's handled, little brother."
The O.C.
"I'm just going to do some work around the place until I can pay him back."
The O.C.
"Told you, I'm getting it together."
The O.C.
"- I'm proud of you, man. - Well, thank Marissa. It was her idea."
The O.C.
"Don't worry about me, Mommy."
The O.C.
"I was over at the new place. Landlord wanted me to tape down some drywall."
The O.C.
"Plaster's got to dry before you paint, bro."
The O.C.
"Come in!"
The O.C.
"- Hey. - Hi."
The O.C.
"But you're probably busy, so..."
The O.C.
"- I'll come back later. - Look. I overheard your call."
The O.C.
"- You know, he really wants to believe in you. - And why shouldn't he?"
The O.C.
"- Because you lied to him. - It's not a lie."
The O.C.
"You've done enough. And I don't need anyone else here worrying about me. I've got it."
The O.C.
"- Baseball cards. - They're really cool."
The O.C.
"They come with gum, and they're worth... like all sorts of different amounts."
The O.C.
"But, each month, they go up and down in value, like the stock market."
The O.C.
"- And they come with gum. - You talked to Summer, didn't you?"
The O.C.
"I dipped a toe in the comic book pool. It was icy, Zach; it was subzero."
The O.C.
"So that's it? All that work, you're never going to show anyone else..."
The O.C.
"Dude, I like his uniform, though. Can I have this one?"
The O.C.
"Hey. My mom already left for the Pseudo-Charity Non..."
The O.C.
"- Yard Sale. - Actually, I came to see you guys."
The O.C.
"My old assistant is the VP of development at a graphic novel company. I arranged a meeting."
The O.C.
"No. I'm sorry. Now let's go. Zach, you're dri Thank you so much, though."
The O.C.
"- He's offering us a second chance. - I promised."
The O.C.
"Dude, technically, you're not doing anything wrong."
The O.C.
"- Coop! - I'm in the basement!"
The O.C.
"No torture chamber down here. Lost that bet."
The O.C.
"I need money for Trey's security deposit."
The O.C.
"Yeah, see that mark right there? That leopard's head, with a "W.E."?"
The O.C.
"- Could be worth a couple grand. - All that Antique Roadshow really paid off"
The O.C.
"All right. Come on."
The O.C.
"All right. I've become quite the expert, since I've got to put one on every week."
The O.C.
"- It's okay, man. I don't need your help. - Yeah, you do."
The O.C.
"You know, these formal things, they... seem like they're going to be pretty boring, but..."
The O.C.
"usually something crazy happens. Keeps it exciting."
The O.C.
"- Oh, yeah? - Yeah. All right. There you go."
The O.C.
"I am impressed."
The O.C.
"Nice."
The O.C.
"- Marissa, where'd you get that? - I found this in the basement with all this other old junk my mom's getting rid of"
The O.C.
"- I better get in there. - You look beautiful. - Oh, thank you."
The O.C.
"- You guys bringing back the comic book? - No. Absolutely not. - Goodness gracious, no."
The O.C.
"So there's no Kid Chino or no Cosmo Girl? No the two of you working together, ruining our friendships?"
The O.C.
"no more comics, no more me."
The O.C.
"- Pinkie swear. - Okay."
The O.C.
"Seems like things are going pretty good, right?"
The O.C.
"I'll see you in a bit. What's up?"
The O.C.
"- Trey didn't...? - Yeah. Yeah. I think he did."
The O.C.
"Why would Trey steal anything... everything's going great, right?"
The O.C.
"- So you stole it. - I didn't steal it. - Don't lie to me, Trey."
The O.C.
"How could you do this, man? After everything the Cohens have done for you, everything Marissa's done for you?"
The O.C.
"I was thinking about you. That's why I wanted to get the money, so I could just get out of everybody's way."
The O.C.
"- Well, now you're going to be, 'cause you're going back to jail. - Wait. Stop."
The O.C.
"I've got the money."
The O.C.
"Good afternoon, Newport Beach, and welcome to the O.C. Pseudo-Charity Non-Yard Sale."
The O.C.
"I'm Sandy Cohen. I'll be your host and your auctioneer for this grand event,"
The O.C.
"and the fabulous team of Carter Buckley and the lovely and alluring Kirsten Cohen."
The O.C.
"- What are you going to do? - I'm going to go find the egg before anyone notices it's gone."
The O.C.
"Last year, we raised $100,000..... only 50,000 which actually went to charity."
The O.C.
"- we're stalling until Ryan gets back with egg, okay? - What egg?"
The O.C.
"- Hey. - Hi."
The O.C.
"Every honorary chair gets assistants... to assist."
The O.C.
"- Tell me now. Marissa gets to be part of the plan. - There's no plan. I just got to do something."
The O.C.
"- Come on. I never get to go. - Yeah, there's a reason."
The O.C.
"that if you were doing anything dangerous, I wouldn't get to go. I'm the perfect cover."
The O.C.
"- No more comments about me and Marissa? - You and who?"
The O.C.
"Yes, indeed, very fetching. Why don't we start the bidding at..."
The O.C.
"$75. I guess it's very "esque." More "esque" than Erte."
The O.C.
"Sold to the lovely young lady."
The O.C.
"$550! Over here! Going once! Going twice!"
The O.C.
"$2,000! Do I hear $2,500? $2,500! Well, okay. $3,000?"
The O.C.
"- Come on, folks, reach into those deep pockets. - $5,000."
The O.C.
"- Fi... Five thousand dollars! - $5,000."
The O.C.
"Do I hear $5,500? $5,500, anyone? $5,500. All right."
The O.C.
"it's the kind of plan that made me All-Camp Capture the Flag, Camp Taco, and it is extremely stealth."
The O.C.
"This next one is a very exciting one. Folks, who here... is a Tom Cruise fan?"
The O.C.
"- Do something. - What? Why?"
The O.C.
"- This is what Trey stole; Ryan went to go get it back. - What do you want me to do about it?"
The O.C.
"Ladies, if you could, please bring, straight out of 1983..."
The O.C.
"- Your shoes? - How about we auction these off?"
The O.C.
"Yeah, I do know, and it's up next. So you better think of something else to auction, or Summer's gonna be selling herself."
The O.C.
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