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Clips from The O.C. - The Risky Business (S02E02)

"- $30! $30 anyone? - Sixty!"
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"- Sixty dollars? - Ew! Foot fetish much? - Sold!"
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"Now, what we are doing is, we're putting on a Tom Cruise retrospective."
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"Hi. How are you? Now, what we're doing is,"
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"we're collecting Mr. Cruise's props from his most memorable films and putting them on display."
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"- He's actually in the car. I don't know if you're interested in meeting him... - Come on, man, get lost."
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"- How do you know about the egg? - How do I know about the egg? - Yes."
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"Okay, but... Mr. Cruise had it outfitted with a..."
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"trans... mitro... pneumonic transmitter device tronic."
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"- Let's kill this guy, man. - Hey! Hi."
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"- Seth! Go deep! - This never worked in P.E."
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"- Where do we begin the bidding? - Eight hundred!"
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"And now the item you've all been waiting for. Since there is no thing and no one left to be auctioned,"
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"that's right, folks, finally, the crystal egg from Risky Business. Ladies."
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"So, it's egg-shaped, and... it's made of crystal."
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"$10,000! Going once!"
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"Reach into those deep pockets of yours! Come on, folks!"
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"Looks like the Ironist and Kid Chino,"
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"- It's like an issue of Atomic County. - No, just life with Trey. Thank you for your help."
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"I don't know what you kids were up to, but I'm betting it had something to do with Trey"
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"He sings, he surfs, and he reads minds."
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"I got you the money you need. I sold something of my basement."
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"I screwed up."
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"Yeah, I do. 'Cause there's no way Ryan's ever gonna forgive me, and..."
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"I don't blame him."
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"You know, if you told me you wanted that tea set, I would have just given it to you."
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"Nothing. In the morning, he's gone. I don't care where he goes."
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"Legally."
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"Thanks."
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"You cold?"
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"Thanks."
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"So..."
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"So."
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"I better go pack my stuff."
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"- Trey's going to be staying with us. - Just until I can find my own place."
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"- My own son doesn't know Steve McQueen. - You know, a lot of people like Great Escape. I gotta go with Bullitt."
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"Julie Cooper. This can't be good."
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"Well, for starters, their housekeeper got deported, and so there's no one to stay in the house with Marissa."
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"So, I told Julie that Marissa could stay here for the week."
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"- What? It's cute. - Yeah, well, if you think it's cute wearing something that screams, "Take me now!""
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"- I thought all the yards around here were gated. - It's in a ballroom. Of a country club."
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"You'd be the master of ceremonies, like an auctioneer, and you know what an MC has..."
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"a captive audience."
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"What's a Newpsie?"
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"Let me just paint a picture of what could maybe happen."
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"- ( falsetto ): "Hey." - "You who?""
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"Hey, I gotta get going to class. I'm gonna be late."
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"- No, not at all. - Great. See you then."
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"I got an idea. Why don't I donate five of mine, spare you five of yours. We'll go in on it together."
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"- Absolutely. - All right. Good stuff."
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"- So what are you doing with these things? - Making a grand sacrifice for charity, Ryan"
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"but we're too old to be sleeping in the same room."
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"All right, buddy, it's catch-up time."
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"Since the pool house has been occupied, there hasn't really been any privacy, so this'll have to do."
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"And from everything she says, we should be friends."
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"- I'll take it. - Great. I'll need first and last month's rent, plus security."
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"- save for a meltdown during the pitch. - Yeah, but we're putting that behind us now"
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"- Yes, we can. Come on. This is awesome. - I know, but it's not even up to me."
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"I hope you approve of the tablecloth that I have selected for dinner."
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"Have I mentioned how much I like Carter?"
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"- I think he's a keeper. - Really? Well, that's great."
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"- Hello. - Hey, so... bad news."
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"But you seem like a good guy, so I'll hold the place for 24 hours."
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"Hey, I just wanted to thank you again for helping me out."
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"But you should know, if you do anything stupid, it's really going to hurt Ryan."
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"- So what do you got? - Our new hobby."
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"Let's give it up for them!"
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"- Hey. Where are you going? - I'll tell you later."
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"Ok, well, you're going to need a wingman, and Marissa and my dad are busy."
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"Sold for $550. Imagine what the whole beast would've cost you."
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"Going once. Going twice. Sold!"
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"but for this item, we thought it might be fun to do a blind auction."
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"Gentlemen, please present the egg to the very proud owner. Ladies and gentlemen!"
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"That's it for today's auction. The bar is open!"
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"I know."
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"Oh. Well, is everything okay?"
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"I have failed, I have failed."
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"Hey, Cohen. You know what's coming out on DVD this weekend?"
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"- because of a girl? - She threatened to kill us both."
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"Let's welcome our lovely assistants, ladies and gentlemen."
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"$3,500! Do I hear $4,000?"
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"Folks, we're talking about two of Newport's most strapping young men, Zach and Trey!"
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"Yes! Going and sold!"
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"- Trey, it's for you. It's the landlord. - You can grab it right there."
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"I was making breakfast and... I made too much. Thought you might be hungry."
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"All right."
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"We've got the little kid with the big head from Jerry Maguire."
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"- It's on. - Really?! I am always the last to know"
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"So you meet up at the fridge. "Hey.""
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"I got a tenant in 6A whose pipes burst. I got to get down there before they drown."
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"What are you gonna say to them?"
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"Okay, I was at the yard sale..."
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"I know he didn't take the offer."
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"What does it matter? These people think this stuff is junk."
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"Oh, was, was. Zach and I here are actually moving on."
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"Do I hear $2,000 for the tea set?"
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"Going... going..."
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"Oh, we did. We almost sold it to Wildstorm,"
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"- Are you kidding me? Seagal, man. - Yeah, a divided house cannot eat."
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"- Carter. - Sandy, I had no idea you were so multifaceted."
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"Who are you, and what did you do with my husband?"
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"I can help you."
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"and, well, I know it can't be comic books, because"
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"A few times, yes."
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"- Seth! - What? What? Oh..."
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"So Zach and I got to talking, and we're sort of chatting about,"
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"if you bring up you and Zach and Atomic County. I'll kill you both while you sleep."
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"Our first item..."
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"I'll be back to pick you up in a couple of hours."
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"We've got the rum bottle from Cocktail. We've got the ceramic mask from Vanilla Sky"
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"Yeah, since you can't actually see the egg, we thought we would describe it to you."
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"- Looking for a job. - I got one for you: Me, you and the Newpsies."
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"This thing must be worth a fortune."
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"Ask Taryn, please. She screwed up the tablecloths. Get her off the tablecloths."
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"Start with an "S.""
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"- No, actually. - Really?"
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"Hello."
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"- Kirsten? - Hello, Chanda."
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"You've done enough. I'll go."
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