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Clips from Letterkenny - Ain't No Reason to Get Excited (S01E01)

"A couple hockey players come up to the produce stand the other day..."
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"Wayne. How're you now?"
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"Oh, I think you cum in men enough for all of us."
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"She was your sweetie for five years, right?"
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"Fourth line for life, bro."
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"What did you say?"
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"Dude, I can't hold your spitter. You're holding my spitter."
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"Just put the spitters down. Tick‐tock."
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"What? Oh, she's bashful."
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"KATY: So why didn't you stay there and eat it."
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"Mornin' Dary. Mornin'."
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"Wayne, Angie did you a lot of good."
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"You're not even fighting anymore."
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"You know what you need? Sex. With a girl."
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"Not just any girl. A good Christian girl."
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"Yeah? Name ten."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"You need a distraction."
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"Something fun. Look at this."
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"So if you like 'em you just type 'em out a message or what's the scoop?"
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"'Cause hockey players would grab a monkey by the tit if they could."
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"(CHUCKLES) Trash the ash, pal!"
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"Ouch! Put it out! Put it out!"
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"It's really more of a Wayne story."
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"Oh, you've heard it a baker's dozen times."
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"and the driver's fumin' pissed."
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"like it was a goddamn fish hook."
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"KATY: Is Angie working?"
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"GAIL: How are yous? WAYNE: Not too bad."
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"One for you, too, Gailor."
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"Last I seen ya, you were on a pack and a half of smokes."
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"but never more than two packs of smokes."
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"McMurray. How're ya now?"
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"and leprechaun buckles on his shoes."
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"Running a fuckin' Dippity‐Doo convention upstairs for a salad."
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"Good enough."
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"It's inappropriate, McMurray."
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"Just fuckin' look, Wayne."
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"Seen Angie with her new dude? What a fuckin' dandy."
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"Thank Christ, Wayne, I'm pushing clobs here."
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"Get outta the way, I'm growing a tail."
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"And which part of that appeals to you?"
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"All right, cool it."
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"What say, we go for a quick ice run, Wayne?"
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"I'll do the Youth Group."
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"Told you to flush as you go. Fuck."
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"Margaret."
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"And you must be Wayne. Mmm‐hmm."
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"and I thought a night at the Burning Bush might help him out."
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"Tinder?"
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"and that it was made for gay men to sodomize each other?"
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"Second question, has anyone seen..."
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"Vaginal intercourse!"
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"and now they tell me it's for finding dudes."
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"But that's some bullshit, right?"
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"Oh, fuckin' Grindr."
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"for the better part of 48 hours. Out on the decks."
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"STEWART: Ever played Aladdin on original Sega G?"
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"Coffee? Tea? Sega?"
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"My basement resembles an island Xanadu, in comparison."
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"Okay. Ah, but some quick math"
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"you've been so agonized by a woman you're now seeking the company of men."
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"Who knew he liked the chutney ferret, eh fellas?"
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"Uphill gardener. (LAUGHING) Bum bumper."
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"Hey, it's okay."
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"Phone. Okay."
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"About you. (MOANS) Sorry."
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"If you don't change your attitude you're gonna lose out on all the girls."
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"Like the 12‐year‐olds or the 13‐year‐olds?"
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"MARGARET: You missed the best part."
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"You guys wanna get some milk shakes?"
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"Well, well, well..."
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"Daryl, girl, Wayne."
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"(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(GIGGLES)"
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"Didn't I just catch you cruisin' Grindr?"
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"with a gym sock on your joy stick?"
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"Chirp Tim Riggins. I fuckin' dare you."
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"He's hunting bear now."
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"WOMAN: Oh, my God. That's Angie's new boyfriend?"
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"(CHUCKLES) What a shit."
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"you fuckin' been through, you ugly fuck."
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"Boulevard of Broken Dreams."
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"RILEY: Fuck you, Stewart. Hey, fuck you..."
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"on my computer from a guy calling me a slut?"
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"You drove over to his house and broke his nose on his front lawn."
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"It's for the better."
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"(HUMMING)"
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"(GRUNTING AND MUMBLING)"
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"Nothin', eh?"
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"(GROANS)"
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"Welcome to fuckin' Letterkenny."
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"(ENGINE REVVING)"
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"♪ Pigeon Hole, like a wild wolf pack ♪"
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"♪ Somethin' brand new to go sla on the jukebox ♪"
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"♪ Too high for 'em, I am on my jet pack ♪"
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"(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) KATY: Bye!"
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"KATY: Good and you? Not so bad."
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"Hi, Katy. Go home, Daryl."
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"Nice onesie. Does it come in men's?"
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"I think you better come in my..."
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"I mean, you better come..."
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"I think you better come say that to his face, you fucking hicks!"
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"Nice execution. You're doin' terrific."
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"Hey, I heard about your break‐up, buddy."
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"Your high school sweetie, right?"
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"What's it to ya? Heard she cheated on you, buddy."
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"That's a real kick in the knackers, bro."
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"Just a real ouchie, bro."
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"It's too bad she taught you not to fight anymore, buddy."
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"'Cause that's a fight on sight for you and her new guy, buddy."
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"Maybe, if you'd ever been in a real fight, you might not be so keen for another."
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"You heard me."
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"Darts off, boys."
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"You looking for a tilly, buddy?"
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"Let's have a donnybrook. DARYL: Pump the brakes."
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"You take your shirt off, but leave your sunglasses on?"
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"Do you want to fight with those shades or play pokerstars.com?"
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"Hold my spitter."
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