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Clips from The Office (2005) - Todd Packer (S07E07)

"I have the best stocked survival shelter in northeastern Pennsylvania."
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"It's nice not to have to plan my meals."
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"in the back of my fridge you might like."
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"Hardy-har-har. All right, picture this."
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"No, because you laughed at me."
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"Be assured this day will come. It's just a matter of time."
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"Four months."
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"I see that happening, yes."
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"Four hundred and ninety-four months."
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"It was the best of times. It was the "awesomest" of times."
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"And now Packer wants to come home."
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"Hi. Hi."
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"Whoa, I'm sorry."
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"Okay, let's get started. After you."
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"Michael, this'll be just us."
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"And it also helps if you've had five shots."
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"to a man who needs no introduction,"
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"In all seriousness,"
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"Todd Packer is a permanent salesman at this branch."
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"Oh, my God. Where did this come from?"
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"Who did this?"
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"I should know."
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"Thank you, Pam."
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"Can I do something for you?"
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"I've been sitting here for 10 years, Michael."
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"Plus, my name's carved under the desk."
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"Check it out."
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"Do any of you have any concrete complaints about something he's done?"
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"Well, if that's the case, I guess I've got to be fired, too."
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"Yeah, but if you donated my computer to Africa,"
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"Reception needed a computer, so we got one."
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"Well, Andy's desk needs a computer."
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"And, I mean, it's just kind of a coincidence that I work there, but..."
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"for Dwight, for Stanley. It would be crazy."
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"So something good happening to Stanley is crazy now."
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"See? That's what I'm talking about."
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"Three muske-queers."
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"So, Todd, this must be nice for you, getting off the road."
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"Well, some girls go through a phase."
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"This guy..."
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"you'd be considered a promising up-and-comer."
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"Pam."
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""Is this worth freaking out about?""
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"Andy, why should she have your crappy computer?"
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"That's interesting."
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"Switch the computers back, Andy."
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"Pam, come on."
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"- Now, please. - Fine!"
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"I think the ants are waking up."
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"Please."
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"Him. What..."
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"No. Are you jealous of him because you think he's funnier than you?"
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"No, what I'm saying is he's not funny, but you're funnier than he is."
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"For Pete's sake, it just needs to be done."
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"Yeah."
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"That's sweet. How's the sex?"
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"I got this awesome hot chocolate recipe from my wife."
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"Here. Okay. Okay. Okay."
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"You have got to stop"
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"Then, that way, you can see everything in them,"
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"Where do you come up with this stuff?"
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"Who is Justice Beaver?"
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"Why don't you write up your best 40 ideas"
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"Absolutely. I'll e-mail you 100."
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"Pam, can I talk to you in private?"
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"You did that? Can we talk about this in the meeting?"
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"'Cause we're already late. Okay."
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"Wow, when did people sign up for that?"
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"What you did out there earlier was totally un-cool."
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"Okay, well, I didn't think about it like that."
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"I can't replace your computer unless that one breaks."
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""Eat a brog." Maybe it's 'cause I didn't understand it."
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"Just when we were... Just when we were getting going."
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"Why are you doing this to me, Andy?"
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"And a 76ers fan to boot. I like that."
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"and that you had said some things about Kevin."
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"And you've been an outdoor cat."
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"so you can't be peeing all over the walls."
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"because maybe there is somebody here"
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"Okay, sweetie, no, you shouldn't be apologizing to Packer."
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"like it's some offense to have feelings."
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"Packer's gonna keep saying terrible things,"
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"Packer doesn't speak with his child, Meredith."
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"Packer never lived up to his parents' expectations, Andy."
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"or an elegant old lady, and she just kept it around"
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"in case her grandkids came to visit."
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"Jo's a little bit forgetful,"
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"so she may have locked the gate,"
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"Apparently, as soon as corporate found out"
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"Jo offered me a cushy new job in Tallahassee."
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"I'm a huge alligator nerd."
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"And be sure to bring those swimming trunks."
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"You have to tell him. You have to tell him what you did."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no. That is not in the plan."
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"Like, in the corner of the warehouse?"
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"Yes, I found it on a shelf in the corner of the warehouse."
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"Gonna put the "ass" in Tallahassee."
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"Yes, about that..."
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"Listen, I'm gonna tell you something"
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"Sounds great."
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"What are you, wicked smaht?"
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"No, you are."
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"Yep. Super lucky."
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"You know what? I think I saw one sick day."
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"You're eating eight-year-old tomatoes."
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"You know, I think I might have some type of cheese"
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"Snowy ash drizzles from the sky."
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"You pound. You beg. "Dwight, please let me in.""
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"Because of the sign that says, "No pounding. No begging.""
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"Kevin will be eaten. Pam will be taken slave."
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"Jim will be made a warlord's jester. Meredith will do okay."
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"Could be one month, could be two months."
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"Three months. Could be."
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"Eight months?"
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"That's a realistic timeline."
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"Eleven months."
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"Perhaps."
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"Okay, wait, now really think hard about this one."
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"One year."
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"I could see that as a very real possibility."
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