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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Witch (S01E01)

"It came that way. Really. They all said that."
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"Just look at that Amber."
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"Amber Grove."
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"- If you're not auditioning, move off the floor. - Amy! Hi."
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"Hi!"
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"I didn't know you wanted to be a cheerleader. You lost a lot of weight."
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"- Do you know Buffy? - Hi."
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"- Hi. - How I hate this. "Let me count the ways.""
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"She trained with Benson. He's one of the best coaches money can buy."
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"- They have cheerleading coaches? - Oh, yeah! Don't you have?"
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"I train with my mom - three hours in the morning, three at night."
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"Hm. That much quality time with my mom would lead to some quality matricide."
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"Enough of the hyperbole!"
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"It's OK. It's OK. You're gonna be... OK!"
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"God!"
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"I've been slaying vampires for over a year,"
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"and I have seen some pretty cringeworthy things, but..."
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"- So, this isn't a vampire problem. - No."
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"But it is funky, right? Not of the norm?"
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"There have been cases for hundreds of years. Usually all that's left is a pile of ashes."
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"So we have no idea what caused this?"
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"Pardon me for finding the glass half full."
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"- It's like the Human Torch, only it hurts. - I'll get the skinny on Amber."
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"Find out if she's had colourful episodes before."
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"That means hacking into the school's computer system. Something I can do."
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"Yeah. You're the Slayer, and we're, like, the Slayerettes."
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"OK. Just walk softly, at least until we know a little more."
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"- Hey! - Hi. How was school?"
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"Mm. A reverentjoy!"
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"- What's all this? - It's for the tribal art display."
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"Cool!"
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"- We had try-outs today. - Oh, great. How'd it go?"
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"I didn't actually get to try out. There was an accident."
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"Keep on pluggin'. Just have to get back on the horse."
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"- What was I trying out for? - Oh, uh..."
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"..some activity? I have no idea. I'm sorry."
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"That's OK. Your platitudes are good for all occasions."
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"I'm distracted."
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"I've got a lot of inventory to go through here."
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"This is my gallery's first major show."
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"You know, it might not physically kill you to give me a hand here."
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"- I'm not in trouble. - No, not yet."
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"- Oh, dear. - What?"
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"- A fertility statue. You don't need to see it. - You know,"
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"there's this girl, Amy, and she trains with her mom, like, three hours a day."
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"- Uh-huh? - Sounds like her mom's pretty into it."
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"Jeepers!"
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"Despite the terrible thing that happened, we still have to pick new cheerleaders."
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"If you make the team, you'll find your names posted in the quad after lunch."
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"Why do my hands sweat when I get nervous?"
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"Don't worry. You'll do great."
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"Five, six, seven, eight!"
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"Sunnydale! Sunnydale! We never fail! We never fail!"
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"You saw that, right? That wasn't me."
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"Right?"
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"Catherine Madison. Get down with your bad self!"
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"Her nickname was "Catherine the Great". She made that team Tri-County Champions."
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"You know, no one's ever done that before. Or since."
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"- They got married after graduation. - That's kinda romantic."
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"Well, he was a big loser. Never made any money."
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"OK. That part's less romantic."
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"- My folks split up, too. - Drag, huh?"
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"He left my mom with nothing. She put herself through cosmetology school."
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"She sounds really great, Amy. But, um..."
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"it doesn't mean you need to lock step as far as this cheerleading thing."
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"She was the best."
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"And I can't get my body to move like hers. I choked in there so bad!"
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"- I'm gonna get changed. - Wait! No, uh..."
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"- Is she OK? - Oh, she's... wiggin' about her mom."
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"The big "cheer queen"."
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"Heil."
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"If she gains an ounce, she padlocks the fridge and only eats broth."
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"So, Mommy dearest is really Mommy dearest?"
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"There's a bitter streak. But Amy's nice. We used to hang in junior high."
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"When her mom was on a broth kick, Amy'd come to my house and we'd eat brownies."
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"Nothing thrilling. Average student, got detention once for smoking."
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"So we'll just have to wait and see what happens."
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"Maybe nothing will."
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"I have a dream."
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"We have to achieve our dreams, Amy. Otherwise, we wither and die."
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"Look, I'm sorry about..."
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"Have a nice day."
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"- I told Buffy about Amber. - Cool. Was she wearing it?"
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"The bracelet. She was wearing it, right? Pretty much like we're going out."
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"That's why you're so cool. You're like a guy - my guy friend that knows about girls' stuff."
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"Oh, great! I'm a guy!"
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"Yes!"
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"Cover me, I'm going in."
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"- You're lucky. - I made it?"
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"- Ooh! - I made it."
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"One of those girls hit me really hard. We should test for steroids."
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"Not only did you make the team, Buffy is the first alternate. Amy's third."
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"What better way to celebrate than a romantic drive through..."
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"Alternates are those who didn't make the team."
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"They only fill in if something happens to the ones who did."
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"At least it's over. You know what I think we should do about it?"
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"Brownie pig-out. My house. After school."
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"Just how many more hours a day can I practise?"
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"This would never have happened to my mother."
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"Never."
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"Give me the power."
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"Give me the dark."
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"I call on you,"
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"the Laughing Gods."
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"Accept this sacrifice."
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"Cordelia."
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"It's my yearbook from junior year."
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"Mom, I've accepted that you've had sex. I am not ready to know that you had Farrah hair."
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"- Well, it's really cool, but I gotta go. - Well, I was thinking."
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"I know the cheerleading thing didn't work out."
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"Maybe you should think aboutjoining the yearbook staff. I did. It was a lot of fun."
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"Not really my tip, Mom."
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"I was, uh, photo editor. I got to be on every page. Made me look more popular than I was."
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"Have you seen the kids that do yearbook? Nerds pick on them."
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"Oh, this just in. I'm not you. I'm into my own thing."
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""Your own thing" got you kicked out of school..."
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"..and we had to move here to find a decent school that would take you."
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"Honey...?"
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"Oh! Great parenting form!"
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"A little shaky on the dismount."
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