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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Witch (S01E01)

"Cordelia! You haven't been mean to me all day. Is it something I've done?"
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"See how she has no clue that I'm a man, much less a human being?"
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"- I see that. - The Invisible Man Syndrome."
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"A blessing in Cordelia's case. A curse in Buffy's."
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"- You're not invisible to Buffy. - It's worse."
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"I'm part of the scenery. Like an old shoe."
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"Not cos you like it, more cos you're used to..."
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"Or, I could be wrong. Maybe you should beat around the bush more."
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"I've gotta stop giving her ID bracelets, subtle innuendoes,"
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"taking Polaroids outside her window late at night."
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"Man. Me battle."
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"Xander, I have to, um... We can make this up later. You don't mind, do you?"
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"Nice of you to join us. We didn't keep you waiting, did we?"
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"You've flunked driver's ed twice. Show me some moves, or you'll be taking the bus."
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"Start the engine."
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"Slow down! Slow... slow... Turn right!"
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"- Turn right! - Aargh!"
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"Everybody out!"
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"- Oh, my God! I can't see anything! - It's OK. Oh, God!"
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"What's happening? I can't see anything!"
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"First vampires, now witches."
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"No wonder you can still afford a house in Sunnydale."
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"- Why should someone harm Cordelia? - Maybe because they met her?"
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"And setting Amber ablaze?"
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"- Yeah, they don't hang. - They're both cheerleaders."
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"- Someone doesn't like cheerleading? - Or likes it too much."
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"Amy!"
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"- Amy. - You're leaning towards Amy?"
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"This witch is casting horrible and disfiguring spells so that she can become a cheerleader?"
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"You're underestimating the pressure a parent can lay on you."
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"If you're not a perfect carbon copy, they tend to wig."
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"Cheerleading was kind of her mom's last hurrah."
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"We still have to stop Amy - grab her..."
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"We should be sure she's the witch before we arouse her suspicions."
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"- She's capable of some unpleasant things. - OK."
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"So you're in high school. You are desperate to make the team and please your mom."
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"So you turn to witchcraft. What's the first thing you're gonna do?"
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"Check out the books on witchcraft."
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"No! It's the last thing you'd do. You don't wanna leave a paper trail."
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"- Forget that. - It'll just take a minute."
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"We don't have a minute! Cheerleaders are in danger! Buffy's in danger!"
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"You were the first alternate. You are on the team now. You could be next."
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"- We gotta get you to a safe house. - Xander?"
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"Yeah?"
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"You like to look at the semi-nude engravings?"
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"Have you all quite finished? We have to find a conclusive test."
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"There may be something in here."
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"You'll need some of her hair, a little quicksilver and"
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"some aqua fortis."
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"That's just mercury and nitric acid. Go to the science lab."
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""Heat ingredients and apply to witch.""
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""If the spell has been cast in the previous 48 hours, the witch's skin turns blue.""
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"Those of you in track one may begin your dissections now."
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"Those of you in track two,"
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"take your hydrochloric acid and your ammonium hydroxide"
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"pour them into"
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"- capping one, and being safe. And you get - Eye of newt."
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"that."
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"- Isn't this exciting?! - Oh, yeah!"
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"Amy, help me. Which is the hydrochloric acid and which is the ammonium hydroxide?"
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"Read the bottles! Concept!"
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"Wave hi to the nice little witch."
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"All set."
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"- Do you have a plan? - Spill it on her, try and make it look natural."
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"We're right behind you, only... further back."
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"Lishanne, can you tell me why these chemicals have this reaction?"
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"Lishanne? Are you...?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Amy was as freaked out as the rest of us."
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"- It's not her. - The test was positive. She's our Sabrina."
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"- She just doesn't realise what she's doing. - Shall we talk to her?"
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"We should talk to her mother. Maybe she knows what she's created."
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"Where are you?"
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"Another productive day in front of the TV?"
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"I got a history report due tomorrow."
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"But instead, Miss Buffy and friends are sneaking around stealing bits of my hair."
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"I'll be upstairs."
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"Ooh, hey, juice! Mmm!"
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"Quality juice. Not from concentrate."
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"I'm on the squad! I feel like cheering and leading others to cheer."
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"- Ooh, hey, juice! - Honey, about yesterday? I really..."
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"That is totally yester. Besides, it's not like you were wrong, you know?"
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"I just want you to know that despite the problems you've had..."
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"Mom, you just don't get it. And believe me, you don't want it."
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"- Being a what? - It's a long story."
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"- Are you feeling well? - What?"
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"Oh, I'm fine. What? I can't be in a good mood?"
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"A new house rule? Fine, you know, that's just fine, fine, fine. Cos..."
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"Get it together, Buffy! We have a game in less than four hours!"
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"Willow! Xander!"
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"Hi!"
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"You are so outta here."
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"- She's on medication. - What?"
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"Oh."
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"No, no, no! You don't want her, she's a w..."
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"A wise choice indeed."
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"- I got kicked off the team, didn't I? - I don't think it was your fault."
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"I know you don't. Cos you're my friend. You're my Xander-shaped friend!"
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"- Do you know why I love you so, Xander? - We've got to get her to a..."
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"- Let her speak. - I'll tell you."
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"That's great!"
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"We've gotta get her to a hospital."
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"May God help her. This is a bloodstone vengeance spell."
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"Hits the body hard like a quart of alcohol and it eradicates the immune system."
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"- Vengeance spell? She's getting even? - She knows I know she's a witch."
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"The others, she just wanted out of the running. You, she intends to, erm..."
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"- Kill. - How much time do we have?"
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"- Ooh, er, I'm sure, er... - Truth."
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"Well, I've been researching that, and we can reverse all the spells if,"
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"we can just lay our hands on Amy's spell book."
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"- And if we can't get a hold of it? - The other way is to cut the witch's head off."
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"Show of hands."
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"I don't care why. I care that you go on breathing."
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"We'll just go to her house, and we'll get her book."
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"- OK, we'll go with you. - No."
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"You guys stay here and keep an eye on Amy."
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"Who are you? Is there something wrong?"
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"I'm not allow... You'll have to come back later."
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"- Excuse me. - What?"
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"Are you all right? Erm... in here."
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