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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - One Last Ride (1) (S07E07)

"Regal Meagle?"
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"Real estate is pretty cheap right now."
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"If you're gonna do it, this is a good time."
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"Okay, I'm doing it."
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"Over the next five years,"
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"there's gonna be 20 Tom's Bistros across America."
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"but not in the good way."
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"Tommy, you got to stop watching this."
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"I can't tear myself away."
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"It's a whole documentary about my failures."
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"That you made."
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"I have to remember every tiny, awful aspect of this."
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"I lost everything, Lucy--"
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"The franchises, most of my money."
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"I had to sell my pocket square collection."
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"What are people's eyes gonna be drawn to?"
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"Look, you had a tough break."
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"The stock market tanked, credit dried up."
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"Who could have predicted that the country"
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"You just got to move on."
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"That's the problem, though."
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"I've gone bust in the past,"
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"but it was because I did something reckless."
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"This time I was smart and careful,"
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"and I still went broke."
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"What do I do now?"
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"Well, you and I are gonna be fine,"
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"and you'll come up with a new idea."
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"You always do."
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"I once started an entertainment company."
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"It failed in four months."
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"I opened a clothing rental store."
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"I built a restaurant empire."
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"They all failed,"
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"but the story of America isn't about second or third chances."
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"It's about 4th, 5th, 6th, 20th, 50th chances."
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"That's how long it took me to get where I am today:"
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"Failure: An American Success Story."
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"I've outlined seven different types of successful people."
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"You can be an Andy, an April,"
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"a Ben, a Leslie,"
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"a Ron, a Donna,"
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"or my personal favorite, a Tom."
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"But what do we definitely not want to be?"
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"A Garry!"
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"That's right. Do not be a Garry."
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"Oh, he's talking about me!"
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"Hey."
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"A best-selling book, a 40-city tour?"
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"Well, I couldn't have done it without you."
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"Well, the book's called Failure."
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"You guys have always supported me."
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"Here, I inscribed you a copy."
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""You are a true inspiration to me."
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"Oh, sorry, that's actually for Kendrick Lamar."
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"Here's yours."
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""Best wishes.""
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"And I mean every word of it."
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"So how are we gonna fix this swing?"
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"Hold a public forum,"
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"have a rally, smash that door, and do some looting?"
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"Jim, how the heck are you? Yeah, look."
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"Leslie Knope and Tom Haverford..."
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"Shh!"
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"And we need the first floor maintenance room open."
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"Mm. Okay, great, and best to Louise and the girls."
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"Okay, bye-bye."
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"- You guys are all set. - Thank you, Mayor Gergich."
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"You really saved our butts."
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"I am so happy that you get to be mayor."
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"Oh, are you kidding me?"
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"Leslie, I know that this is purely ceremonial,"
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"and it'll be over in just a couple of weeks,"
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"but I just don't know how my life"
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"could get any better than this."
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"In a turn of events both shocking and unexpected,"
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"interim mayor Garry Gergich was officially elected today,"
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"thanks to a massive write-in campaign."
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"Mayor Gergich, what are your plans"
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"for your first actual term?"
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"I have no idea, Perd."
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"I mean, this is so crazy."
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"and I promise I'm gonna try my best."
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"And faithfully serve the people of Pawnee, Indiana."
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"As president of City Council, I, Councilwoman Brandi Maxxxx,"
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"star of more than 11,000 adult films in the last two years,"
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"for the fourth time."
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"Thank you, Pawnee!"
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"Garry Gergich, you are now mayor,"
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"that in these corporate states of America,"
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"Thank you, Councilman Morris."
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"Happy birthday, my sweet, sweet husband."
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"I have had the perfect marriage..."
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"and the perfect grandchildren and great-grandchildren!"
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"And I just want you to know how much I love you."
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"Okay, come on, everybody, say, "Gergich!""
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"Gergich!"
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"Mayor Garry Gergich died peacefully in his sleep"
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"on his 100th birthday,"
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"holding the hand of his beloved wife, Gayle."
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"He will now be given"
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"the Indiana Notary Society's highest honor,"
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"the 21-Stamp Salute."
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"Oh, rest in peace, friend."
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"They spelled his name wrong on the tombstone."
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"Okay. How's this for a headline?"
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""Still Swinging: Parks Gang Reunites for One Last Bang.""
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"Well, it's a headline, Shauna. Sex sells."
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"Oh, not bad craftsmanship, Ron."
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"It is perfect craftsmanship."
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"I calculate the cost of my labor at $38."
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"I can send the bill to you?"
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"Oh, I imagine so."
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"Not sure where I would go, really."
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"Well, we're gonna come back here a lot."
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"Despite the recent financial crisis,"
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"Very Good Building Company will finish fiscal year 2022"
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"Mr. Chairman, would you like to say a few words?"
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"I resign as chairman, effective immediately."
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"Uh, would you like to explain why?"
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