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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - One Last Ride (1) (S07E07)

"No."
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"Should we discuss your retirement package?"
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"Just give me whatever the board thinks is fair."
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"Ron, your family is beautiful."
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"They're a handsome bunch."
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"at Stanford University."
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"Wow."
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"I did. Thank you, again."
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"I sold some of my gold"
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"Congratulations."
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"You now own 51% of the Lagavulin Distillery."
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"Pleasure doing business with you."
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"Sláinte."
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"So, Ron, what brings you here?"
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"Yes! I love personal crossroads."
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"I once made the mistake of not talking to you at such a moment,"
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"and I do not intend to repeat that error."
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"Well, let's take a walk."
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"There's a cute, little park nearby."
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"I suppose I had simply"
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"and there seemed to be little point in continuing."
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"So what do you want to do now?"
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"My kids are growing up."
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"My days in an office feel like a waste."
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"I would like to turn my attention to something..."
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"but for the life of me, I cannot figure out what."
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"And there are not many people--"
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"for many years, and so I thought--"
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"Say no more, you big softie."
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"I'm gonna spend every waking moment"
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"You want to stay for dinner?"
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"- We're having steak. - Mm?"
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"But we're also hosting several members"
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"Hey, there you are. Thanks for meeting me here."
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"instead of that conference room,"
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"right next to Pawnee is quite an accomplishment."
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"This is a fine piece of land you saved."
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"The superintendent of Bryce Canyon retired,"
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"and I convinced the superintendent of this park"
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"The point is someone needs to take care of this place now."
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"Thought it should be you."
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"I..."
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"Well, first of all, I would be working"
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"Your job would be to walk around the land alone,"
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"you'd live in the same town you've always lived in,"
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"Next argument?"
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"There must be dozens of people gunning for this job."
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"I wouldn't want you to ruffle any feathers."
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"Well, a few people might be annoyed,"
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"And as far as your qualifications,"
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"you're Ron Swanson."
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"- When do I start? - Oh, today."
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"I still remember how to forge your signature."
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"Let's go meet your staff."
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"Pawnee National Park rangers,"
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"Rangers, my name is Ronald Ulysses Swanson."
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"Your job and mine is to walk this land"
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"If you show up on time, speak honestly,"
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"and treat everyone with fairness,"
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"Though hopefully not too fine,"
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"You're welcome, Ron."
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"Okay."
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"♪ Don't ever let me start"
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"♪ Feeling lonely"
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"Well, I have to make a couple more adjustments."
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"Babe, I don't want to seem dramatic,"
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"But when is this group of people"
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"That's all I want,"
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"It'll happen someday."
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"What's gonna happen between now and then?"
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"- You promise? - I promise."
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"You say that every time we're here."
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"I'm just trying to distract you,"
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"so you don't have a nervous breakdown."
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"Hey, folks, welcome back."
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"We're looking forward to a great conversation and a good dinner."
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"As usual, there's only one rule: No shop talk."
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"So if you want to discuss politics,"
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"you're gonna have to wait until after dinner."
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"I'm looking at you, Leslie."
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"Okay."
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"Last time we played charades, she spent 3 1/2 hours here."
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"You're just mad 'cause you lost."
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"Oh, come on."
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"Damn! That food was good."
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"I've said it before, and I'll say it again--"
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"Joe Biden knows his way around a seafood risotto."
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"Anyway, the point is, yes, I do like working at Interior."
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"isn't going to run again, and my friends at the DNC"
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"are very interested in you as a candidate."
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"- For governor of Indiana? - Mm-hmm."
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"Someone's been reading my kindergarten dream journal."
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"So what do you think?"
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"O-okay, great."
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"I'm gonna take this energy,"
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"and I'm gonna go crush Joe Biden in charades."
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"Need the congressman. This is time-sensitive."
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"I'm everywhere."
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"You want to be governor of Indiana?"
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"What?"
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"Colquitt's not gonna run again."
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"You're the perfect candidate."
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"blah-blah-blah- blah-blah-blah-blah."
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"is that devastatingly nerdy "Cones of Dunshire" thing."
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"but it's the ninth-highest selling multiplayer"
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"with Janet from the DNC tonight."
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"She said that Governor Colquitt"
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"Oh, God. That... kind of sucks."
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"Really? Why?"
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"No. I mean, that's--"
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"That's amazing."
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"It's just, Jen Barkley kind of approached me about running."
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"Oh! Oh."
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"Right. Yeah, no, no."
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"Yeah, I mean, obviously..."
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"we could make Pawnee our home base,"
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"kids could go to school in Pawnee,"
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"and it would be a huge career move for you."
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"The pros of me running for governor are the same thing."
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"- It's the same list. - Right."
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