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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - One Last Ride (1) (S07E07)

"Oh, I'm Sandra Dee O'Connor. Get it?"
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"Sandra Dee plus Sandra Day O'Connor?"
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"- Who's Sandra Dee? - Who's Sandra Day O'Connor?"
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"a character from my new board game sequel,"
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"Gameplay Magazine called it "punishingly intricate.""
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"I want to say hi and wrestle all three of them at once."
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"Oh, they're trick-or-treating in Georgetown with some friends."
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"It's just us grown-ups tonight, no kids at all."
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"So what do you need a hand with?"
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"Oh, no, I just thought you might want to talk."
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"Whoa. Dude, that's really slick."
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"Oh, man, that's some secret agent stuff right there."
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"So April's still on the fence about kids, huh?"
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"Yeah, and I'm freaking out, man."
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"and I saw this group of eight-year-olds laughing,"
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"I almost started crying."
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"That's what they were laughing at."
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"Sure."
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"- All right, go ahead. - What?"
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"You're gonna lecture me about how Andy and I should have kids."
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""They change your life, and yes, they drive you nuts,"
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""but it's all worth it for the beauty and the majesty"
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"Blah, blah, blah, and barf.""
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"You know why it's so unfair?"
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"You had sex one time, and you had three kids,"
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"and now your lives are perfect."
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"But our life is pretty perfect already."
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"And you know what, kids act the opposite of their parents."
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"That's why your kids are so cool."
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"But Andy and I are cool already,"
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"so our kids will be, like, really lame and weird."
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"I'm sorry. I just don't know what to do."
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"Please tell me what to do. What do I do?"
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"and you want to bring in some new team members."
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"So you think we should?"
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"I don't know if you should have kids."
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"But I do like your team."
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"All right, Ms. Ludgate, we're getting close."
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"than I have ever seen you."
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"Wow."
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"Can I get a warm towel to get that makeup off?"
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"No! I want it on! That's the whole point."
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"I put the makeup on after I went into labor."
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"Whatever blows your skirt up."
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"Okay, you ready to push?"
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"Wait, no. Babe, my birth mix."
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"♪ He did the mash"
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"♪ It caught on in a flash"
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"♪ He did the mash"
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"♪ He did the monster mash"
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"♪ From my laboratory in the castle east ♪"
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"Burt Macklin Junior?"
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"How about... Demon Spawn Baby Satan Dwyer?"
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"Or maybe"
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"Burt Snakehole Ludgate Karate Dracula Macklin"
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"Demon Jack-o-Lantern Dwyer?"
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"We call him "Jack" for short."
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"Oh, I want to scream,"
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"- We can talk about it later. - Congrats, guys."
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"I know it came unexpectedly early,"
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"but pretty cool he was born in Pawnee."
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"Where do I put these?"
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"I have so many presents, it's weird."
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"- What's his name? - Jack."
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"Oh, that's good."
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"and I know just the person who should accompany me."
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"I'm a little busy right now."
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"Not you, Kyle."
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"deliver a form to maintenance just like this?"
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"Oh, so many great conversations,"
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"- What was that, boo-boo? - Nothing."
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"Ooh, what are you two bad larrys up to?"
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"Well, this is our last day in Pawnee,"
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"and we have one last problem to fix."
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"What's going on? You're not injured?"
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"Uh, yeah, I'm injured."
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"I got a terminal case of"
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""Get me to the front of the line at Six Flags"!"
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"It's a winter wonderland."
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"Will you pretend to be my wife for an insurance scam,"
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"but then we fall in love for real?"
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"Also, can I have a pair of your gym socks?"
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"No, wait, it's not for anything weird."
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"It's just a fetish I have."
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"- Jean-Ralphio... - Yeah."
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"Although I truly hope that I never see you again,"
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"As per his last will and testament,"
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"we will now listen to his favorite song,"
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"Bend Over by Lil Jon, featuring Tyga."
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"Okay, they bought it. They bought it."
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"- Do you have the insurance money? - No doubt."
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"No doubt. Let's hit it, bro."
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"Time to start a casino in..."
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"♪ Tajikistan"
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"♪ Talking 'bout Tajiki..."
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"Stan!"
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"Jean-Ralphio?"
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"- Go! Tajikistan is off! - Go, go, go, go!"
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"Tajikistan is off! Tajikistan is off!"
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"Leslie, I've always loved you."
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"Oh, man!"
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"I forgot that maintenance was closed on Fridays."
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"What would our last ride be"
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"Don't worry, boo-boo, Tommy will solve this problem no sweat."
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"Can I just say, Tom, you have accomplished so much."
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"You have come so far. Now you're so successful."
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"Uh, the gentleman by the bar there"
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"and his business card."
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"has been presented with a huge expansion opportunity."
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"I don't want to make a decision until I hear"
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"from my senior advisory board."
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"- Accounting Nerd? - I'm a congressman, Tom."
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"No can do, Accounting Nerd."
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"We all knew you before you were a big shot."
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"Let's keep the whining to a minimum."
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"when you open new restaurants, but you've done your homework."
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"I would again strongly recommend adding calzones to the menu."
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"Ugh. The worst. Ron?"
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"It's a bold, capitalistic gambit, son,"
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"but nothing ventured, nothing gained."
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