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Clips from The Office - New Guys (S09E09)

"The new guys called one."
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"The new guys called a sales meeting?"
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"Did you know there was a belt above black?"
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"- Is there a belt above black? - You should ask him."
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"It's a color you would never expect."
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"Too easy."
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"Attention, everyone. Comstock is still available."
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"Oscar has been flirting with adopting him,"
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"For any interested candidates,"
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"I will be conducting 20-minute interviews."
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"My ideal situation would be"
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"with a strong commitment to education."
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"Black or white-- I'm fine with either."
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"but you need to wow me, okay?"
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"No, I'm going to make sure that it is."
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"And if it isn't, I will take immediate action"
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"to rectify that."
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"Now, I don't like to throw around the "B" word,"
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"Now, this is called slacklining."
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"I set up the old slackline to teach the office"
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"the skills of focus and discipline."
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"Or in the case of certain individuals,"
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"If you make it all the way across,"
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"your confidence will soar."
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"But if you Toby out-- Aah! Aah!"
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"Then you'll feel like a real Nellie."
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"How 'bout a hand? Screw those guys."
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"Now, these are my actual outward bound counselors,"
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"Rafe and Feather."
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"- Iceman. - That's me."
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"You, uh-- You a sports guy?"
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"- Sure. Uh, boxing, tennis. - Oh."
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"Any team sports?"
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"Nascar. The Amazing Race."
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"You mean horses?"
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"No, like ba-- baseball. The baseball team."
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"Okay. Good talk."
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"I have nothing in common with Plop."
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"Nonsense. Get up here."
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"- Go ahead. - Come on."
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"Uh, you gonna wear your heels?"
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"I'm very self-conscious about my feet."
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"There you go. Atta girl."
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"Whoa! You suck."
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"All right, who's next? Darryl."
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"This seems like the kind of thing"
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"white people with dreadlocks do."
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"Yeah, come on. Get up here."
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"- Just hop on up. - Okay."
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"Whoa! Look at this guy."
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"My doctor says I have gigantic inner ears."
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"Go, Dwight Jr."
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"Who ordered the hot apple fail?"
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"Okay, I am just getting started, okay?"
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"Oh!"
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"- Oh... - Got ourselves a yard sale."
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"- It's not a race, Dwight. - Aah!"
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"- Oh! - Well, it's official--"
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"Just give me another chance."
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"- But your mouth is-- - This is a bloodbath."
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"- What? - It's enough of this."
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"Everyone, let's go back to work."
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"This is a stupid activity."
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"I would be embarrassed to be good at it."
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"Get--"
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"Idiots!"
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"Untie that rope, give it to a couple"
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"let them start jumping with it"
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"It's a jump rope!"
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"Dwight!"
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"Pam? Hey, I'm up here."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Come here. I'll show you."
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"Why do you want this cat?"
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"How would you support the cat?"
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"What are your ambitions?"
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"I want to start my own business."
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"Lots of things-- Travel. Make the world a better place."
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"Have you taken any concrete steps?"
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"Well, I'm still just... fitting in here."
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"- Mm-hmm. - But definitely on the agenda."
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"If he doesn't watch himself, he's gonna be here for years"
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"doing nothing."
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"Do you see how the trapeze completely surrounds the wire?"
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"for anyone to fall off."
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"So you will merely sit below"
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"- I will? - You will."
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"- No. - Come on!"
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"This will be the only thrill of your boring life."
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"Dwight, you may find this hard to believe,"
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"but I love my boring life..."
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"- Come on. - Exactly the way it is."
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"And there's nothing you can say"
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"- Please? Please, Pam? - Find someone else."
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"I don't know, ask Phyllis."
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"I can't use Phyllis. Are you kidding me?"
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"The moment she steps off this bar"
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"I'll be launched into space."
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"- Your husband? - No, the baby."
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"Please, it's my husband's favorite cat."
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"He's broken up about it."
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"It's the only time I've seen him cry"
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"other than our wedding night."
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"You know what? I will take Comstock."
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"Really? Oh, Oscar, thank you!"
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"I'll come by after work and pick him up."
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"Yay! Oh, poor Robert."
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"Please don't teach the cat French."
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"Yeah."
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"You know what? I'll meet you down there."
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"I've just gotta make a quick call."
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"Okay."
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"All right..."
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"Oh, God."
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"Ooh!"
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"Hey, Clark, this is what a real salesman looks like."
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"They say that you only live once,"
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"and I'm about to prove it."
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"- Dwight Schrute! - Dwight!"
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"Hey, man, it's Halpert."
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