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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Hamburger Postulate (S01E01)

"She's extremely intelligent."
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"- She's not that intelligent. - She fixed your equation."
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"- She got lucky. - You don't believe in luck."
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"Regardless, I have a chance at a real relationship with Leslie."
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"I'm not gonna pass that up for some hypothetical future happiness..."
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"...with a woman who may or may not want me to be happy..."
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"...with the woman who is currently making me happy."
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"- Leonard. - Yeah?"
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"I still don't care."
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"Hey, Leslie."
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"Brrrr. Heh."
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"Why are you smashing a flash-frozen banana?"
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"Because I got a bowl of Cheerios and I couldn't find a knife."
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"So anyway, hello."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Just extending the intimacy."
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"...and share a decontamination shower?"
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"Okay, what exactly do you think's going on between us?"
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"I'm not sure, but I think I'm about to discover how the banana felt."
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"Neither of us are neuroscientists, but we both understand the biochemistry of sex."
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"Dopamine in our brains is released across synapses, causing pleasure."
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"Stick electrodes in a rat's brain, give him an orgasm button."
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"He'll push that thing until he starves to death."
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"Well, who wouldn't? Heh."
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"The difference between us and the rat..."
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"...is you can't stick an electrode in our hypothalamus."
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"That's where you come in."
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"Yeah, well, I'm just glad to be a part of it. Heh."
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"So, what happens now?"
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"Well, I don't know about your sex drive, but I'm probably good till New Year's."
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"Oh."
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"- You wanna make plans for New Year's? - Please, you're smothering me."
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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"Hey, look. It's Dr. Stud."
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"Doctor what?"
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"The blogosphere is abuzzing with news of you and Leslie..."
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"...making the bang, bang music."
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"- Well, how did it get on the lnternet? - I put it there."
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"Well, how did you know about it?"
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"A little bird told us."
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"Well, that part's true."
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"I think I may have misjudged this restaurant."
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"- No kidding. - I don't wanna go out on a limb..."
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"...but I think we may be looking at my new Tuesday hamburger."
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"Your old Tuesday hamburger will be so brokenhearted."
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"Way ahead of you."
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"I was thinking of moving Big Boy to Thursdays and just dropping Souplantation."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"The name always confused me, anyway. Souplantation."
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"You can't grow soup."
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"- So how's everything? - Terrific."
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"Who do I speak to about permanently reserving this table?"
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"So, hey."
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"- How are things with you and Leslie? - Oh."
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"To be honest, I don't think it's going to work out."
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"I'm sure there's someone out there who's just right for you."
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"Well, what did she mean by that?"
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"Was that just a generic platitude or was that a subtle bid for attention?"
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"You know why this hamburger surpasses the Big Boy?"
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"This is a single-decker, whereas the Big Boy is a double-decker."
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"This has a much more satisfying meat-to-bun-to-condiment ratio."
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"- Are you even listening to me? - Of course I'm listening."
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"Blah, blah, hopeless Penny delusion, blah, blah, blah."
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"Okay, then."
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"You know, you can grow the ingredients for soup."
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"Thank you."
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"There's nothing going on between Penny and me."
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"Is she happy because I'm seeing someone or because she thinks I'm happy?"
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"- Thank you. - Thank you."
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"- Oh, dear. - What's the matter?"
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