Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Simpsons - Three Gays of the Condo (S14E14)

"But, uh, have you thought about coming back to work?"
The Simpsons
"Hey, Homer, what's with the deranged look?"
The Simpsons
"I can't believe our family finished a project this complicated."
The Simpsons
"It's the only worthwhile thing I ever made that wasn't Lisa."
The Simpsons
"Prove me wrong, Silent Bob."
The Simpsons
"Ooh, that's quite a thingamajigsaw, but it looks like you're missing a piece."
The Simpsons
"He's right, Dad. We're missing that singer's head."
The Simpsons
"Or when I messed up taping City Slickers Il and cut off the end."
The Simpsons
"Was Curly's gold just a legend?"
The Simpsons
"I got nothing. Uh, let's just find that piece."
The Simpsons
"Puzzle piece, come out and play."
The Simpsons
""Marge's Memory Chest"?"
The Simpsons
"Aw, Marge saved all this stuff from when we were going out."
The Simpsons
"Fake business card I made to impress her."
The Simpsons
"T-shirt from our first rock concert."
The Simpsons
"Welcome to Meaux's. Home of the finest bar crystal in Springfield."
The Simpsons
"Shouldn't have cheaped out on the shelf."
The Simpsons
"Hey, there's writing on the back of this."
The Simpsons
"...I can't believe you're making this the worst night of my life"?"
The Simpsons
"Huh?"
The Simpsons
"...while you play video games with your Neanderthal friends.""
The Simpsons
"Marge, come here."
The Simpsons
"Tell that to the brave crew of the S.S. Triangle."
The Simpsons
"Homer, I really don't wanna feed you."
The Simpsons
"Come on. You're always saying we should do things as a couple."
The Simpsons
"Oh, this is wonderful."
The Simpsons
"I love you..."
The Simpsons
"...Atari."
The Simpsons
"Video games and too much beer."
The Simpsons
"Well, I aims to please."
The Simpsons
"Hey, let's stop by that Dumpster and make out, ha, ha."
The Simpsons
"Hold that thought."
The Simpsons
"The only dangerous amount is none."
The Simpsons
"Let's go to the IHOP. I'm driving."
The Simpsons
"- All right, come on. Hey! Ow! - Okay, Burger King. Whatever."
The Simpsons
"I have my own dreams."
The Simpsons
"Why did she stay with me if she hated me so much?"
The Simpsons
"She was pregnant with Bart."
The Simpsons
"Oh, the popular singer/songwriter/puzzle piece."
The Simpsons
"Homie, remember that song we used to sing?"
The Simpsons
"- Mockingbird - Yeah. Yeah. Whatever."
The Simpsons
"Homie, what's wrong?"
The Simpsons
"Oh, is this about that billboard my sisters put up?"
The Simpsons
"Oh, my God. I forgot all about this."
The Simpsons
"- Where did you find it? - More like where didn't I find it?"
The Simpsons
"It was practically everywhere."
The Simpsons
"Homer, I'm sorry you saw that, but I was very upset that night."
The Simpsons
"But a lot of things you do still drive me crazy."
The Simpsons
"So you mean our whole marriage you've been resenting me behind my back?"
The Simpsons
"Fine. I'll go sleep with someone who does appreciate me."
The Simpsons
"Looks like you had a problem with those scrambled eggs."
The Simpsons
"- It was a muffin. - I'll fix you something."
The Simpsons
"Oh, I get it. Your stupid husband is too "drunk" to do it right."
The Simpsons
"Well, there are a lot of beer cans around here."
The Simpsons
"Oh, so you don't like it. What other secrets have you been hoarding to use?"
The Simpsons
"- Is it that horrible living with me? - This morning isn't a barrel of laughs."
The Simpsons
"It is to me. Marge, I can't live like this. I'm tired of walking around on eggshells."
The Simpsons
"Maybe if you didn't throw them on the floor."
The Simpsons
"Now you're just making up rules."
The Simpsons
"Who made you Judge Judy and executioner?"
The Simpsons
"Dad, where are you going?"
The Simpsons
"Kids, sometimes when a daddy learns that a mommy always hated him..."
The Simpsons
"...he needs some time away to think."
The Simpsons
"You're not gonna get divorced like Milhouse's parents, are you?"
The Simpsons
"Now, if you need me, I'll be staying with Milhouse's father."
The Simpsons
"Uh, welcome to my place. I just have a few rules."
The Simpsons
"Luann."
The Simpsons
"My money."
The Simpsons
"Arlene!"
The Simpsons
"Uh, Homer, I think you want your house next door?"
The Simpsons
"Pfft, stupid Flanders with his misleading silhouette."
The Simpsons
""Apartment Finder. We put you in your place."
The Simpsons
"Spacious, river view, only $400 a month"?"
The Simpsons
"All right. I got me a place to put my "spiderses.""
The Simpsons
"What a well-kept street."
The Simpsons
"It's a cinch these guys never had any kids."
The Simpsons
"Hey, Mr. Smithers."
The Simpsons
"Ha. Hello, Simpson."
The Simpsons
"What's the deal with this place? It's so manly, yet scented."
The Simpsons
"- Hey, Waylon. - Who's the bear? Woof!"
The Simpsons
"No. He's nobody. Shut up, Stewart."
The Simpsons
"Homer, before you move in..."
The Simpsons
"Me too. I'm a member of this club..."
The Simpsons
"...where if I eat one more sub, I get a free sub sandwich."
The Simpsons
"You probably saw the ad where this guy used to be fat but now he's just ugly."
The Simpsons
"Look, we might have a cocktails, say, where all the guests are male."
The Simpsons
"Are you trying to tell me that you guys are those guys that like guys?"
The Simpsons
"My old-fashioned prejudices..."
The Simpsons
"...or that I've already mixed my laundry with yours."
The Simpsons
"Why are you reading The New York Times? You don't live in New York."
The Simpsons
"Oh, I despise the Springfield Shopper. What is that? The headlines are jokes."
The Simpsons
"Mm."
The Simpsons
"Fabulous. Here's the key to the lotion cabinet."
The Simpsons
"Way ahead of you."
The Simpsons
"Don't worry, sweetie. Your father won't stay mad forever."
The Simpsons
"It's so weird not having Dad here."
The Simpsons
"'This isn't an old windmill at all. It's a new windmill."""
The Simpsons
"No, Dad. I'm sure she won't be killed."
The Simpsons
"The East End boys and West End girls"
The Simpsons
"Dad took us antiquing."
The Simpsons
"Your father sure can be thoughtful when he wants to be."
The Simpsons
"Just secretly hate me the way you always have."
The Simpsons
"I love watching you guys fight. It's my earliest memory."
The Simpsons
"Dad, your hands feel so soft."
The Simpsons
"You noticed. I've been using Lancôme."
The Simpsons
"Well, I better go. But before I do, Marge, there's something I wanna ask you."
The Simpsons
"How much do you tip a leg waxer? I need to know by tomorrow."
The Simpsons
"Just go. And take your stupid Lhasa Apso with you."
The Simpsons
"Mom, I know Dad cares about you, but his feelings are really hurt."
The Simpsons
"But it's also a constant battle for moral superiority."
The Simpsons
"So I can't apologize."
The Simpsons
"Couldn't you just say you're sorry and not mean it? I do it all the time."
The Simpsons
"- I don't think I've ever meant it. - That's not right."
The Simpsons
"So how was your visit home?"
The Simpsons
"The kids are cool. But Marge is still judging me."
The Simpsons
"- Oh, so it's over between you two? - Maybe it is."
The Simpsons
"I used to look at Marge and get the same tingle you get when you see Rip Taylor."
The Simpsons
"Hey, hey. Whoo!"
The Simpsons
"Yeah, baby. You go."
The Simpsons
"This isn't my Army reunion."
The Simpsons
Show more clips