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Clips from The Simpsons - Three Gays of the Condo (S14E14)

"Gay. Gay for pay. Gay."
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"But how did he survive in the world of theater?"
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"Practically everyone who's acted in, produced, or even seen a play is gay."
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"Marge wrote me about what happened."
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""Living La Pizza Loca" or "Another One Bites the Crust"?"
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"- They were pretty much the same. - Yeah. Like you and Allan Sherman."
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"Now, here's a song I wrote for you."
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"Little ditty about Homer and Marge"
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"Homer, would you at least let me take you out on a date?"
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"- Dad... - All right, all right."
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"I love you as a blond."
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"You do? Oh, God, Lisa, if I was an 8-year-old straight boy..."
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"...I would be holding your hand right now."
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"Ooh, wait. Marge likes a little bit of stubble."
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"Uh-oh. Gotta even it out."
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"Somebody's nervous."
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"Well, we got the cure for that. Margaritas."
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"I'll take that as a sign."
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"Step forward if ye be free of lower back pain, heart conditions, and pregnancy."
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"It doesn't matter what someone's sexual preferences are..."
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"...unless they're a celebrity."
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"In which case, it's dish, dish, dish."
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"Yes. It's called Grady's shoe closet. Ha."
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"Hey, Julio? Ouch."
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"Oh. Oh, lordy."
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"Now for ye knights' and wenches' delectation..."
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"...I have some royal proclamations."
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"We welcome Cub Scout Troop Number 102."
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"You just get drunk and spend the whole night with your homosexual boyfriends."
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"Fact is, certain people aren't right for each other."
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"But it was Marge, my first and only love."
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"Wow. I never realized you felt about me that way."
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"I'd just end up hurting you!"
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"And then tonight, alcohol only made things worse."
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"Maybe all of my problems are actually caused by..."
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"Hey, what happened here?"
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"They ought to close that dump down."
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"That was a close call. We took this much out of you."
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"But it's still not as bad as the first time I treated you."
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"Oh, yeah. The night that destroyed my marriage."
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"Destroyed your marriage?"
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"Why, I'd never seen a woman look so devoted."
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"Let's look at the tape."
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"Mm, it was back when I thought the nurse was stealing sponges."
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"He's stable now. I'll leave you two alone."
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"Homie, I was so worried about you."
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"I was really mad at you tonight."
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"...we have a lifetime to work them out together."
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"So she didn't hate me."
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"She married me because she loved me."
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"That is the best kiss I've had tonight."
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"She was stealing sponges. I knew it."
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"Two folks I helped out For a nominal charge"
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"After Homer went gay They patched up their schism"
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"But the dude never dealt With his alcoholism"
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"Shh."
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"I hope it's as fun as Pictionary was last week."
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"Hmph."
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"The box says it's a perfect way to spend the day."
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"And why would a box lie to a person?"
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"Ooh, look how late it is. Let's get you kids some coffee."
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""Meaux's Tavern grand opening.""
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"And I can't live them with you."
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"Marge, did I ruin your life?"
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"- I was talking about this. - Hmm?"
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"Disneyland."
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"We've been married for 10 years."
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"If you see a necktie on the doorknob, I'm with a lady."
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"Just go label your food."
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"He's sleeping in the pantry."
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"You guys lead a fascinating life."
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"It's either him or that girl who put "Mother Earth" as a reference."
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"Hello? Hold on."
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"In a West End town, a dead end world"
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"- Why, you little...! - Aah!"
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"See? It's that easy."
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"Come on, let's dance."
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"Maybe he can."
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""Weird Al" Yankovic?"
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"Long after the grilled cheese sandwich Is gone"
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"I don't know. Date a chick with kids?"
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"Margarita? That's Mexican for Marge."
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"Where is he? Where is he?"
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"Who dares challenge ye Black Knight?"
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"Reverend Lovejoy, Mrs. Lovejoy, Principal Skinner, Duffman."
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"You have that on tape?"
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"You leave me sitting here all alone..."
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"Hey. I never noticed that newspaper box."
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"That's right, Homer. We're gay."
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"West End girls"
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"He's gay. He's gay."
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"D'oh! You don't have a gay time machine, do you?"
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"Oh, yeah Weird Al had fun on this show"
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"Lesbian?"
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"...believe me."
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"Why don't you just stop playing?"
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"...then holding back your long, beautiful hair while you vomit."
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"Homer, let it go. It's not always gonna be perfect."
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"- How about that? - It's James Taylor."
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"Well, I guess I have no choice but to go back home and..."
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"Grady, are you sure you want to live with him?"
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"Three Gays of the Condo"
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"Hey, Bart, I fixed my rock tumbler."
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"Oh, right, ha, ha. Chinese guy. Chinese guy. Frisbee dog."
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"...big auto, uh, racing festival."
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"Calm down, Picky Ricardo."
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"Homie, I tried to tell you how I feel but I can't find the right words."
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"We wish a happy birthday to Karen."
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"Or was it?"
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"D'oh! Ah!"
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"Homer, no scissors."
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"Oh, I guess he's done with all the fun stuff."
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"This is either an old coconut or Tom Hayden."
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"- Looks like you're missing a wife. - Ha, ha, I walked right into that one."
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"Or like when..."
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"Hey, remember that pet gerbil we used to have? He didn't run away after all."
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"No. The voters will decide that in November."
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"Oh, I didn't realize you've been counting the years."
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"Do I dare to go up? Or is the love that waits behind that window just a lie?"
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"Ha, ha. Yes, I seem to have gotten lost on my way to the, uh..."
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