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Clips from Scrubs - My Student (S01E01)

"What?"
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"Look, Kristen, I think you're great,"
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"but this whole thing's just not fair to you."
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"If it's OK with you,"
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"Are you kidding me? They're the only ones I let ruin my life."
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"Stop talking."
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"Dr Reid, I wrote out your admission orders and got the blood cultures."
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"- Elliot, you ball-buster! - I know! Isn't it great?"
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"It feels like being forced to accept new people into your family."
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"It changes everything."
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"...and who I might some day become."
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"''My God!''"
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"We know all the ins and outs."
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"- Morning, doctors. - Morning, sir."
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"- Elliot, that is disgusting. - Seriously."
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"Fine. I hate you guys. I hate you, I hate you."
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"Let's face it. We've earned the right to be a little cocky."
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"And I gotta tell you, nobody can take this feeling away."
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"Nope, but it's probably someone black."
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"Josh? Hi, I'm Dr Dorian."
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"I know what this looks like, but..."
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"Cool. Nice to meet you, ma'am."
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"Actually, the only people that call me ''ma'am'' are nobody."
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"All surgical interns? They're dogs."
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"''Show me a med student that only triples my work and I'll kiss his feet. ''"
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"I have no idea what you just said."
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"- Good night, Thumper. - Cool! Great first day, Dr Dorian."
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"- Relax. It's just one mistake. - Yes! They're each one mistake."
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"Carla, I gotta go home."
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"I hope you're taking very good care of my hospital."
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"of the corporation that owns this hospital,"
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"Nice job, Bambi."
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"Here's what happened."
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"Shocker. Yeah."
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"So you're having trouble asking out Kristen."
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"ask yourself, ''Where's the fun?''"
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"Yeah, you are! You're doing it!"
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"Do you have any idea how hard you're making this on me?"
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"He has that effect on everyone the first few weeks."
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"Yeah, I get it, cos of the hair."
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"- I can't. - Newbie, wait."
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"But right now I got my hands full. OK?"
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"Josh, look at me. You can do this."
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"- Could you redo that? - Yeah."
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"That works for everybody."
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"Actually, I prefer ''Dr Cox''."
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"I didn't force him to quit."
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"I'm open."
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"Who the hell's Jerome?"
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"we're finally not the lowest people on the totem pole."
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"There you go."
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"Listening, watching..."
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"I'm betting that if you were really honest with yourself,"
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"You told me I shouldn't be a doctor."
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"You know what? Forget all of that. You have to hang in there."
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"Those are the same things I was dealing with when I started here."
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"Listen, nurse."
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"I don't think you got what it takes."
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"This unavailable nurse? I swear..."
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"Not hungry enough. Give me some more."
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"What do you say you put some gloves on, Shirley, and get the hell in here?"
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"No, I'm OK with it."
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"I'll need you to change the dressing on the fem bypass in 402,"
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"lt'll be a timesaver for both of us."
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"...who I am now,..."
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"Me, I was more struck by how these newbies made me look at myself."
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"- Player - Hold me down"
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"After months of doing everyone else's scut work,"
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"- Whatever. - JD!"
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"You don't have to apologise to me."
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"when you're wondering whether I'll do something,"
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"Sorry we got interrupted before."
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"The point is, we've found our stride."
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"You can be cynical, but I'm telling you,"
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"I think I'll go ahead and decide what's fair to me."
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"Would you like to join us?"
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"Help someone else. I'm sorry about that."
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"Your roommate let me in."
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"I'm kidding."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Sweetheart, consider a change in diet."
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"Guy's name, guy's job, guy's clothes..."
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"Dude, do you, like, know any women at all?"
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"Josh, this is completely crazy."
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"- You two are dorks. - I gotta go."
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"Baby"
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"Welcome to Hell."
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"And if I ask you to shave a groin,"
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"- What up? - ''What up''?"
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"You don't scare me, woman."
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"We're gonna keep the focus on you. Are your parents still together?"
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"It's this nurse."
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"I know we're not supposed to be seeing each other, but..."
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"Right. Of course I did. That's me all over."
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"I'll tackle that one right upstairs. In the meantime,"
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"My man!"
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"Could we have an agreement? No enclosed spaces."
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"Anything else you wanna tell me?"
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"Philip, I need you to shave his groin so I can place a femoral triple-lumen."
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"Natural redhead."
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"Is he kidding?"
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"I'm not buying it, Dr Dorian."
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"I just got so frustrated, plus I'm PMSing."
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"is if you were the wall on which you're leaning."
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"But then you'd be providing some jackass"
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"Skip away."
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"it's just a terrific time for you to skip away, Shirley."
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"So I'll lay off if you drop the attitude, and we'll start fresh."
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"So I'm telling you, I forbid you to get involved with that guy."
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"You do realise that you just effectively signed your own death warrant."
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"Put your gloves on, Josh. I need you to get an ABG."
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"You like strong women, don't you?"
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"< French TeAm > www.V2.Frigorifix.com"
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"and DC the staples on the gastroplasty in post-op."
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"you'd realise how unsatisfying it is to ride on your father's coattails."
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"Who I used to be,..."
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