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Clips from The Simpsons - Miracle on Evergreen Terrace (S09E09)

"So you can see why my husband had to lie to you a moment ago."
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"And on Christmas."
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"Yeah, Jesus must be spinning in his grave."
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"We gave them our vitamin money. [Coughs]"
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"Hey, hey, hey. Shoo, you lousy freeloaders."
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"In my long career, I've seen some pretty shabby things..."
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"but this putrid fraud "out-stinks" them all."
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"[Chuckling] I just wanna thank you folks so much."
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"This has turned out to be a great, great story for me."
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"I think they're running out of tomatoes."
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"[Grunts] Homie, I'm so ashamed."
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"Relax, Marge. This will all blow over."
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"[Groans]"
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"- [Chattering] - Oh, no. Look at the line."
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"- Oh, there they are. - Ah, it's the swindlers."
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"- The Simpsons. - Ah, them stinkir liars."
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"Well, there goes Christmas dinner."
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"Oh, head of the line."
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"A family could get used to being shunned, huh? Huh?"
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"Hey, look, Sean. It's that family everybody hates."
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"Whatever."
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"Uh, Miss Hoover. Miss Hoover."
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"Forget it, Lisa. I'm not teaching you anything until I get my money back."
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"Now turn your desk around and stop learning."
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"All the way."
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"Hi, liar."
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"Run for your lives, everyone! This is not a drill!"
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"[Scoffs] Oh, right. Yeah."
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"Then while we're gone, you take our snacks."
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"- Just like you took our money. - You tell him, Lenny. [Coughing]"
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"you lying, thieving"- [Clears Throat]"
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"blanking blankers- "Sincerely, Moe.""
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"Oh, great. Now we have to send him a card."
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"There's only one way out. We've gotta give this greedy town its money back."
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"But we don't have $15,000."
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"##[Easy Listening]"
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"Arert we forgetting something, Marge? You were down $5,200 dollars."
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"- But Mr. Trebek- - I asked you before the game..."
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"if you knew the rules, and you said you did."
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"She ain't gettir the home version."
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"There's no shame in being a pariah."
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"Oh, no. There's that angry mob again."
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"- Oh, hi! - [Chattering]"
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"Hey, wait a minute. They're taking our stuff."
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"Good Lord!"
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"## [Humming Christmas Carol]"
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"Hot, hot, hot, hot."
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"If you're headir for the medicine cabinet, I already been there."
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"[Gasps] What the hell's goir on?"
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"Well, we hated being mad at you, Homer."
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"So we decided to make things right."
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"Consider your debt repaid, neighbor."
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"And then some."
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"Look. I know this has been a stressful holiday."
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"But in a way, having nothing reminds us how lucky we really are."
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"- What? - We still have each other."
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"And isn't that the best gift of all?"
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"- But we would've had each other anyway. - Yeah, plus lots of other stuff."
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"Maybe so, but there's one thing they forgot to take away from us."
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"This washcloth."
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"- Hey, that's my washcloth. - The hell it is!"
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"- Give me that! Let go! - Give me that thing!"
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"- I want it! - Stop this madness. It's just a washcloth."
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"Besides, it's mine. Yoink!"
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"Hey, she's getting away with the washcloth."
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"- Head her off at the stairs! - Bart, you go around that way and cut her off!"
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"[Clamoring Continues]"
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"##[Country]"
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"##[Man Singing]"
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"##[Singing Continues]"
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"##[Singing Continues]"
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"##[Continues, Instrumental]"
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"##[Ends]"
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"- [Murmuring] - Shh!"
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"Ooh."
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"- There you go. - Get him up there."
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"[Sighs] How sweet it is."
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"- [Gasping] - How could somebody-"
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"Hooks for hands, uh- Oh, he was wearing a striped convict's shirt."
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"Merry Christmas, Simpsons! [Laughing]"
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"- ## [Christmas Carol] - People saw our story on the news..."
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"- Ow! You're still doing it. - Yeah, I know."
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""You'll all get yours in hell..."
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"##[Singing Continues]"
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"[Whimpering]"
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"I know! [Sobbing]"
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"[Honking]"
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"[Explosion]"
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"Come back when you get some parents."
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"[Electrical Crackling]"
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"- Ow! - [Marge] Homer!"
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"What in the name of holy hell is going on here?"
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"[Crowd Cheering]"
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