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Clips from South Park - The Cissy (S18E18)

"# Humble folks without temptation #"
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"# People spouting howdy neighbor #"
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"# Gonna see if I can't unwind #"
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"# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #"
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"Another morning waiting for the run-down school bus"
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"to take me to the run-down school."
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"and if it happens again today, it's going to be the last time."
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"Hey, Eric. I'm not suspended no more."
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"Who's taking the shit?"
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"I called dibs on stall one for all recess, Craig."
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"Oh, no. No, no, no!"
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"Then don't eat 14 Eggo waffles for lunch, fat-ass!"
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"All right. That does it!"
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"I'm sick of this shit,"
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"I'm going to the potty."
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"This is the girls' bathroom."
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"All right. I need to tell you something, Wendy."
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"- I'm "transginger." - What?!"
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"Don't give me more issues than I already have, Wendy."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"Cartman is using our bathroom."
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"Dude, this is awesome."
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"Hey! I'm gonna tell on you!"
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"I'm a dumb chick, too."
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"Because I'm transginger. I looked it up."
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"You are not transgender, Eric."
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"You don't even know what that means."
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"Yeah-huh, it means I live a life of torture and confusion"
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"All right."
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"Well, if you identify yourself as a girl,"
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"you must find yourself attracted to boys."
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"I can be transginger without it having anything to do"
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"with the ginger I'm attracted to."
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"Check the state bylaws."
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"- Erica. - Listen, Eric."
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"and you can't make me go to the bathroom"
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"with the cisgingers."
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"Cisgender."
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"It's the politically correct name"
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"to people who aren't in that group."
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"Trust me. You don't want this hot potato."
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"Just let him use the girls' room."
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"we're talking about... This is Eric Cartman."
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"You better just give him what he wants."
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"So, Eric Cartman just has us"
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"in some kind of bathroom checkmate?"
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"Actually..."
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"Brandon Carlile. Reporter, Spin magazine."
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"in your backyard last... last Sunday, was it?"
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"I also understand that the very famous pop artist Lorde"
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"was the entertainment at that party."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Yeah, the kids were pretty excited."
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"why a hugely popular top-20 artist"
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"well, no offense, but such a humble venue."
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"of someone's co-worker here in town or something."
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"Lorde is an incredibly talented and down-to-earth young lady."
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"I don't know. Why?"
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"Randy, do you have something to tell me?"
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"Come on! You've been in there for 20 minutes."
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"Yeah! Recess is almost over."
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"Oh, my God. You guys are so cisgender."
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"Sorry I'm different, but you can just suck my clit and my balls."
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"You know what? You know what?"
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"If it is agreeable to you, Erica..."
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"just for you."
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"Would that be agreeable to you?"
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"- Oh, my God! - That isn't fair!"
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"Yeah, just go with it, Wendy, cisginger bitch."
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"will probably be somewhat traumatic for me."
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"and kind of Zen it out."
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"Oh, on that side?"
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"You know, because you've already got A.C. over here,"
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"Oh, I like that. That's gonna look nice. Yeah."
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"My wife is starting to suspect something."
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"and everything turned out to be okay?"
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"Every time."
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"Come on. Get back to work and see."
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"You wanted to see me?"
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"Sit down, Ron."
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"Great songwriter. Humble."
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"Wrong."
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"She's a 45-year-old man living in Colorado."
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"We futz them, sell them as a brooding 17-year-old girl"
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"and nobody knows the difference."
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"Huh."
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"Holy shit."
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"He makes good stuff. Stuff that sells."
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"But he's getting itchy feet."
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"I want you to keep an eye on him."
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"And if anyone around him"
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"seems like they're close to finding out the truth,"
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"# I am Lorde, I am Lorde #"
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"# Lorde, Lorde, Lorde #"
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"I was. Can you help me unload the car?"
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"# Help me unload... load the car #"
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"# Ya, ya, ya #"
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"Sorry. Sorry, yeah. Coming."
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"Cartman's a girl now?"
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"He's not a woman. He's not a man."
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"He is something that you'll never understand."
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"But he would die for me."
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"All right, all right. Move aside, everybody."
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"Move aside, please. I got to go."
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"Lock."
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"Privacy!"
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"Perfect."
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"Yeah, you're gonna open wide."
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"That's right. Get ready."
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"Oh, my God! This is so awesome, you guys!"
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"Brandon Carlile. Reporter, Spin magazine."
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"I also understand that you're the uncle"
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"of the amazing and talented songwriter Lorde."
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"I-I just work with her, okay?"
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"Work with her? How?"
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"I like Lorde."
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"Lorde isn't just a singer."
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"She's also a very talented scientist"
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"Uh, what?"
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"started filling in for a guy who started working part-time."
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