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Clips from South Park - The Cissy (S18E18)

"She's a good geologist."
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"When her music career took off, we thought she'd be gone,"
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"but she still shows up, usually right after lunch."
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"Hey, Cartman. Heard you're transgender."
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"No, I'm not even gonna get it done. I swear."
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"Wendy?"
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"How's it hanging?"
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"- Whoa, wait, I-is that... - Holy moly!"
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"Do you mind?! This is occupied!"
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"and I want charges brought up for sexual harassment."
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"and she's not comfortable..."
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"You can't make me share a bathroom"
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"with a girl that identifies herself as a fucking dude!"
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"What?"
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"Do you know your girlfriend's going around"
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"telling everyone that you're gay?!"
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"Oh, yeah. She's got the whole school believing"
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"You better curb your dog before people start ripping on you!"
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"Shelly, that's enough time on your phone."
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"Yeah. I don't understand you at all."
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"I mean, can someone identify as one sex"
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"but be something else"
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"but still have it be nothing about sex?"
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"Not only that, but he was in there all the time!"
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"I finally got fed up."
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"I pretended to be a woman. I called myself Lorde."
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"Have you ever been in a woman's bathroom, Stan?"
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"It's all clean, and there's enough stalls for everyone."
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"It was so freeing."
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"who was Lorde's uncle."
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"The chick that wrote the theme song"
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"to the new "Hunger Games" movie is you?"
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"Yeah. The record company messed it all up."
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"But they just do what they want with my songs."
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"W-Wait. Lorde sounds like a girl."
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"Auto-tune. You want to see how I do it?"
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"I use this program"
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"# Ya, ya #"
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"# Feelin' good on a Wednesday #"
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"Oh! Ooh."
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"Dad, Lorde's music is actually really good."
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"Thanks."
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"# Feelin' good on a Wednesday #"
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"Hey, everything okay, Stan?"
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"I don't know where I belong."
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"Just hold it. That's what I do now."
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"God fucking damn it!"
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"Why don't we just have everyone use the transginger bathroom?!"
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"I-I just... Two people close to me"
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"are having gender-identity issues,"
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"and we think the world of you for staying and working here"
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"are intertwined."
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"Uh, Lorde, for some time now, the females at this office"
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"have been pressuring me to,"
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"uh, find your own space to go to the bathroom."
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"sharing a bathroom with..."
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"You are watching "E! Entertainment News.""
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"That's how low you've sunk."
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"It's been several days,"
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"and still there's no sign of the pop singer Lorde."
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"The singer went dark on Twitter"
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"after claiming severe depression and stating,"
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""I realize now that I make people uncomfortable."
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"I need to give this up"
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"and go back to just being the old me.""
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"Spin magazine is claiming they know the reason"
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"about the troubled artist next week."
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"Oh, here he comes, everyone. It's the cisginger."
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"Think you can harass transgingers"
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"if you're trans or you're cis, right, guys?"
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"- Yeah, sure. - Okay!"
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"are cisgingers who are intolerant."
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"Yeah! Stan's a big old fat cissy!"
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"Oh, come on. Lay off him, guys."
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"Oh, what are you... a cissy, too, Clyde?"
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"You just gonna drink beer alone all day?"
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"All right."
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"Do you know why young people like Lorde so much?"
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"Kids have had pop-music artists"
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"flash tits and crotch in their face,"
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"to be sick of it."
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"If I could talk to Lorde right now,"
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"it's probably because they've lost touch with being human."
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"# Is distorted, twisted, broken, fractured #"
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"# Push, push #"
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"# Push, ow, hot, push, ow, ow, hot #"
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"# With sparklin' thoughts #"
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"# To stand together #"
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"# Ya, ya, ya #"
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"# Ya, ya, ya #"
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"# Ya, ya, ya #"
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"# Ya, ya, ya #"
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"to use the bathroom they feel most comfortable in."
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"designed to keep them away"
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"# Feelin' good on a Monday #"
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"a little surprise for them all."
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"I prepared for this, but still I wonder,"
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"Occupied."
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"It's okay, Red. I can take a shit here."
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"to go inside the girls' bathroom."
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"That means I can use the girls' shitter."
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"All right, listen, Eric..."
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"in the girls' bathroom."
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"for people who aren't transgender."
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"Nobody else is gonna know that."
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"it's more like a royal flush."
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"I was hoping you could help me make sense of something."
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"threw a party for a kid with diabetes."
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"Why? Because there's fishnet stockings inside your jeans?!"
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"Yeah. I do."
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"Eric, there are people actually struggling"
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"Okay, okay, okay, you guys!"
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"...into a private bathroom"
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"Uh-huh, well, why don't you put the water feature on this side?"
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"Yeah, listen,"
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"but you can't leave us hanging."
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"and it's worth a lot to us."
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"How many times have you said, "I think I've lost it,""
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"Yeah."
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"17-year-old girl from New Zealand."
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