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Clips from South Park - Members Only (S20E20)

"then they have the wrong guy, get it?"
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"It's called using your brain, fatso!"
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"So, they'll blame your kid?"
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"Nobody cares if a kid trolls."
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"What are they gonna do? Get a slap on the wrist?"
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"Didn't you hear what that guy said?"
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"They're gonna set countries against each other."
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"We have way bigger problems."
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"You don't know my [bleep] wife."
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"Okay, now I need you to go to the comments section, okay,"
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"and type in "You should all get raped by gorillas.""
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"You got that, pal?"
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"Ike, "You should all get raped by gorillas.""
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"Come on, we have a lot work to do here."
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"Jesus, I didn't think getting to Mars would take this long."
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"You really think that this is what we should do, babe?"
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"I'm gonna miss everyone."
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"I know. But it'll be worth it, babe."
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"We'll be left alone to make our new world better."
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"Well, I want to get the [bleep] off this planet,"
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"Oh, no, no, no, you're a male chauvinist sexist pig, Butters."
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"I'm a changed man."
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"I thought boys were being treated unfairly,"
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"but now I know"
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"shit's about to get a lot worse."
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"Here we are."
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"Come on, everybody, 'member?"
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"[Indistinct talking]"
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"- 'Member snowspeeders? - Yeah, I 'member."
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"- 'Member "You rebel scum"? - I 'member."
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"Oh, 'member the rebel transports?"
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"Okay, now make sure the little worm is in the woman's mouth."
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"You got it?"
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"Now I need you to type "You're a fat retard" in the comments."
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""You're a retard.""
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"No, you have to say "a fat retard," Ike!"
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"It's a nuance, but it's very important!"
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""You are a fat wee-tard.""
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"Ike!"
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"What he says."
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"It was you all this time!"
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"How can my child be such a monster?"
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"[Cellphone rings]"
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"[Cellphone beeps] Yes, yes, hello."
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"Hey, sweetheart. How's everything going?"
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"I just caught Ike trolling Mrs. Hererra."
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"Are you serious?"
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"Yeah! The school troll is our son, Gerald!"
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"You should see all the things he's posted on his computer!"
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"God dang it!"
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"Let me talk to him right now."
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"Hey, Ike, just stay calm and act like I'm yelling at you,"
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"okay, pal?"
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"Okay, give it a few seconds."
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"Wait."
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"Good. Okay, now... now say, "I'm sorry, Dad."
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"I guess I'm just [bleep] up inside.""
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"No!"
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"Ike, you have to listen to me."
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"On your mother's life, this is a matter of national security."
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"You have to say, "I'm sorry, Dad. I guess I'm just [bleep] up inside.""
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"I'm sorry, Dad. I'm just [bleep] up inside."
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"That was amazing, kiddo. It'll all be worth it, okay?"
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"I'll make this up to you. Give me back to your mom."
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"Gerald?"
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"He's full of shit."
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"He's not sorry. If he felt sorry,"
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"he wouldn't be able to do it in the first place."
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"I know!"
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"Just don't say anything to anyone for now, all right?"
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"Okay."
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"Okay, yeah, I love you, too."
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"I know. Bye. [Cellphone beeps]"
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"You just sit in here until we figure out what to do."
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"And if you get back on that computer, you are done!"
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"You got it?"
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"Ike, okay, there's just a few more things I need you to do."
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"I need you to type "How'd you like a donkey dick?""
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"This way, please."
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"Yes, sir. Here are all our military secrets"
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"and all classified information."
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"Okay, good."
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"This is the drone program."
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"In there, you can kill anyone on earth remotely."
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"Here's the keys."
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"where you can monitor anyone's conversation live."
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"Extreme interrogation room in case you ever find interrogation necessary."
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"Oh, hell yeah, it's necessary. Let's do it."
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"in four minutes."
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"Love me some football."
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"And finally, in here is the diplomatic strategy"
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"and negotiating room."
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"[Alarms beeping]"
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"We need your guidance."
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"♪ Loo, loo, loo, I've got some apples ♪"
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"♪ Loo, loo, loo, you've got some, too ♪"
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"Butters, butters. You expect people to believe"
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"that you went from being the biggest asshole"
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"No, no, believe me, I'm a changed man."
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"Yeah? You just forgot one thing..."
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"That women are funny, too."
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"That didn't occur to you, did it, Butters?"
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"Well, I don't think there was ever any question women are funny."
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"Remember that movie "9 to 5""
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"with Lily Tomlin and Dolly Parton?"
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"Oh, yeah, that movie was funny."
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"Well, I laughed my butt off, and it never even occurred to me that they were women."
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"I don't know why things changed."
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"I don't know why people make such a big deal"
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"about women in comedy now."
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"I mean, what about Carol Burnett?"
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"She was great!"
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"Wow, I guess you're right."
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"Yeah, and I mean, when women make vagina jokes,"
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"I laugh every time."
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"Oh, I see what you're doing."
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"- What, babe? - Oh, nothing, babe."
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"I'm just... Do you think you could tell me some jokes?"
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"[Chuckles] Why do you want me telling you jokes all the time?"
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"Because you're [bleep] hilarious."
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