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Clips from South Park - Members Only (S20E20)

"Well, did I tell you the one about the skeleton"
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"and the skunk?"
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"All around the world, countries are mobilizing armies"
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"Why? What the hell happened?"
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"about the Troll Trace program."
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"A plan by the Danish to release"
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"the full Internet histories of everyone on earth."
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"The previous administration tried to work with the Danish"
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"by handing over several trolls, but the plan didn't work."
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"We think we should order all navy vessels to the Bering Sea."
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"For what?"
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"Because when the Chinese are able to see all our e-mails"
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"Also, there are ground troops mobilizing in Paris"
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"because the French believe when we see all their e-mails,"
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"Mr. President, sir."
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"The Russians are asking what we intend to do about the Danish."
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"Well, why are you asking me?"
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"before this escalates beyond our control."
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"[Russian accent] President Putin."
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"[Laughs] 'Member cutting open tauntauns?"
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"Yeah, yeah, 'member the Force?"
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"[Chuckles]"
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"Sure, I 'member."
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"Hey, hey, hey, 'member the Cold War?"
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"Ooh, I love the Cold War. That was fantastic."
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"Okay, numbers 204 through 215, you can come on through."
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"Oh, finally!"
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"Hey, that's me, too! Yippee!"
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"Hello, everyone, and welcome to the tour."
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"I'm Elon Musk. Are we gonna have some fun today?"
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"Oh, great, a stupid tour guide."
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"Can we just talk to someone important, please?"
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"We want to go to Mars."
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"And getting anywhere takes ingenuity."
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"Oh, Mrs. Door, would you mind opening, please?"
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"Woman: [Robotic] Yes, Elon."
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"[Jingle plays]"
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"is with imagination and technology..."
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"Cars that run on electricity."
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"Solar panels that replace roof shingles."
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"Even food that changes form."
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"You see this? It's a pizza..."
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"Only four inches long, and yet when heated,"
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"it expands to make enough pizza to feed 100 people."
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"I call it the Pizza Pocket."
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"Who would like to see the Hyperloop,"
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"a new mode of travel that can take you from here"
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"Excuse me, Mr. Musk."
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"but can we see the Mars rocket now?"
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"into the Gulf of Mexico."
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"Well, why would we care about Mexicans?"
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"Sir, a message from Saudi Arabia."
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"They say they pinky promise not to look up our Internet history"
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"Well, what does that even mean?!"
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"Still waiting on if we should send troops into Japan, sir."
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"I don't know! Geez!"
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"Sir, it's the U.K. Secretary of Foreign Affairs"
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"He says they have advice for you."
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"What?!"
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"Yes, hello."
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"Things aren't looking good here."
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"We just want to say whatever you do, don't eat the mem'bries."
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"Don't eat the mem'bries! They're bad!"
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"Mem'bries?"
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"I'm afraid everyone here who ate the mem'bries"
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"wanted to go back in the past, you see?"
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"Hasn't worked out too well for us."
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"We shouldn't have ate the mem'bries."
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"The mem'bries cloud your judgment."
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"They get inside your head, you see?"
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""Get inside your head.""
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"Wait a minute!"
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"Nobody gets in my head, you limey bitch!"
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"Are you insulting me?!"
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"in five hours sucking my dick!"
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"What'd he say?"
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"- Oh, dear! - Oh, dear!"
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"[Jingle plays] Here you see our Falcon 9 full-thrust rockets."
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"They are actually able to take off into space"
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"and land safely back on earth for reuse."
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"Well, I certainly want to thank you all"
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"for joining our tour today."
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"You've been a wonderful group."
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"Give yourselves a round of applause."
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"- Huh? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"What about going to Mars?"
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"Maybe 8."
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"No. No, no, no, no, we have to go now."
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"than a Pizza Pocket."
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"working very hard for a very long time."
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"Now, if you don't mind, I have hundreds of more tours to do."
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"Mr. Musk, wait!"
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"Maybe we can help you get to Mars sooner."
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"I'm not sure if you know our friend, Heidi."
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"She's really smart and really funny."
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"Like... how funny?"
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"♪ Gonna take a lot to take me away from you ♪"
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"[Ah-oogah!]"
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"Out of the way, 'member?"
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"You better 'member, if you know what's good for yous."
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"[Swing music playing]"
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"Hey, look! It's him, 'member?"
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"Sure, I 'member!"
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"Ah, yous did good."
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"Who's in charge, 'member?"
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"We decided he's in charge."
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"No, we said I'm in charge, 'member?"
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"No, wait, I 'member. We all said he's in charge."
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"Wrong."
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"Sure, I 'member."
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"Not those stormtroopers! The real old ones."
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