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Clips from South Park - Members Only (S20E20)

"It's an amazing transition."
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"Now I feel ready to take care of business"
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"and do what really matters."
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"In just a minute. I'm gonna do the UV rays a bit longer."
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"Can I help you?"
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"Hello, I understand that you're trying to get to Mars."
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"This is my girlfriend, Heidi."
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"She's really smart and really funny."
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"Okay."
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"We've given up social media,"
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"That'd be an understatement, yes."
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"Well, we'd like to go."
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"We can't tolerate this world anymore, and we'd like to talk to whoever we can"
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"about getting to Mars as soon as possible, please."
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"Uh-huh. Take a number and join the others."
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"What others?"
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"What the [bleep] dude?!"
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"Aw, God damn it. Is that Cher?!"
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"God damn it!"
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"I'm not in the mood."
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"But... But, sir... the president-elect is here."
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"You're not too busy, I hope."
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"Uh, n-not at all."
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"Please, uh, have a seat, Mr. Garrison."
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"That's better, bitch."
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"Certainly want to, uh,"
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"congratulate you on the election."
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"Do you remember the day you fired me, PC Principal?"
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"I know we've had some differences, uh..."
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"I was upset because a bunch of immigrants were changing my class,"
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"and I believe your response was that I needed to go and learn their language,"
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"be more open-minded."
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"I'm sorry that your position here at the school"
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"was terminated."
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"Are you really?"
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"Are you really sorry?"
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"Because you see, PC Principal, you helped create me."
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"that I was an intolerant relic left over from another time."
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"And if there's one thing I've learned"
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"it's that your penis can get really dry."
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"from working so hard to get elected,"
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"there's only one thing that can fix it, isn't there?"
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"Saliva... from a good friend who once doubted you."
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"I need you to fix my problem, PC Principal,"
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"so that we can be even-stevens."
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"What do you say, buddy?"
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"Oh, 'member when it fell in her drink?"
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"- I 'member! - 'Member when Han shot Greedo?"
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"Sure, I 'member Greedo."
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"- [Chuckles] I 'member Greedo. - 'Member?"
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"What's the password, 'member?"
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"- Yeah, I 'member. - You 'member?"
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"I 'member."
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"[Indistinct conversations and "'member" ing]"
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"[Chuckles] 'Member this place?"
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"Oh! I love that ship!"
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"in the drink, 'member?"
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"Oh, sure, I 'member."
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"Yeah, yeah, 'member?"
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"Waiter, round of drinks for our heroes here, 'member?"
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"I 'member!"
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"You done good poisoning the lady's drink."
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"Now our man is in office, 'member?"
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"But I still have things I need you to do."
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"[Chuckles] I 'member."
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"Please! You have to let me out of here!"
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"Skankhunt, stop."
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"Well, well, what do we have here?"
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"Looks like a little troll party."
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"You Danish pricks, you tricked us!"
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"They thought if they handed you over to us,"
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"we would agree not to go forward with the Troll Trace program."
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"I haven't done anything."
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"People are gonna be looking for me!"
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"By all means..."
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"contact whoever you want."
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"Of course, you'll have to tell them why you're here."
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"We're going to use you to set the world on fire."
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"When the servers go online,"
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"there will be panic, chaos, and war."
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"And from the ashes, a new world will rise..."
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"A world where everyone is happy and a-singing"
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"You think you can turn countries of the world against each other?"
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"Our President will never let that happen."
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"[Indistinct conversation]"
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"Hey, everybody!"
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"It's the President of the United [bleep] States."
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"Oh, it's been a while since I've heard from you guys."
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"Hi, Janice. Hello, Stephen."
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"I was just, you know, passing through"
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"when suddenly out of nowhere,"
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"my penis got really dry."
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"You know if they have anything at this store for a dry dick?"
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"Huh?"
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"You guys can't think of anything?"
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"Oh, I know."
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"What about Eduardo Hernandez?"
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"I believe it was Eduardo who told me"
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"I couldn't double-bag my groceries"
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"even though he's from [bleep] Guatemala."
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"Well, what do you think now, Eduardo?"
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"You want to double-bag something else?"
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"[Cellphone rings]"
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"Sir, we need you at the Pentagon."
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"It's a matter of national security."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Sir, the Danish have released a statement."
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"I'm afraid we may be going to war."
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"War?"
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"Ike! Ike, buddy, can you hear me?"
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"I need you to do something, okay?"
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"I need you to go to your browser and sign on to the school message board, okay?"
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"Can you do that for me?"
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"The school message board and then log in."
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"Lower-case "s," "skankhunt42.""
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"You got it?"
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"Wow."
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"Wow, what?"
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"He's gonna have his son sign in and troll for him."
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"If Skankhunt is still out there trolling,"
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