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Clips from South Park - Members Only (S20E20)

"_"
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"We're just doing some finishing touches,"
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"I'll go."
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"Honestly, you look 20 years younger."
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"I can just do this. Wait, look... do this."
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"and we'd like to be somewhere as far from the Internet as possible."
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"Is it true Mars would have really shitty Wi-Fi?"
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"[Garbled and autotuned ] ♪ We are the... ♪"
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"A lot of people want to leave the planet right now."
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"♪ Do you believe the world, oh ♪"
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"How the [bleep] did this happen? [Knock on door]"
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"Uh, sorry, PC Principal, but someone wants to speak with you."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Uh, please have a seat, Mister... President."
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"You insisted that I was a bigot,"
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"But now... I'm your president."
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"about becoming President,"
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"When all the skin on your penis is drying out"
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"'Member the Tantive IV?"
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"Us who? I don't 'member."
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"We did the thing with throwing Mickey"
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"Troll Hunter: Yes, please. You're making a very jackass of yourself."
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"We didn't trick you, your own government did."
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"You can't hold people prisoner."
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"What are you gonna do with us?"
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"and has a-no secrets... Like Denmark!"
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"[Vocalizes "Hail to the Chief"]"
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"[Feedback]"
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"Mr. President."
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"the old neighborhood thinking about what laws I might get rid of,"
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"No?"
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"[Cellphone beeps]"
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"This is the President."
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"I'm kind of busy right now, geez."
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"[Computer chimes]"
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"Daddy needs your help."
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"Ike, you got it?"
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"Great, pal."
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"Butters: Hey, Eric!"
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"but they told me I had to take a number."
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"You don't get to go to Mars."
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"No, you don't understand. I've see the light."
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"Oh, yeah! I 'member."
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"'Member not hearing?"
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"'Member the invasion of Hoth? [Chuckles]"
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"- "We did it!" 'Member? - Sure, I 'member."
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"What are you doing?!"
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"What have you done, Ike?!"
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"Do you have any idea the damage you've caused?"
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"You have to come home from helping the government, Gerald."
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"Hello?"
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"I'm gonna get home as soon as I can to deal with this, okay?"
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"We can deal with this together."
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"Welcome to the Pentagon, sir."
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"I've been ordered to show you around."
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"So, I can do whatever the [bleep] I want in here now, right?"
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"Thanks."
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"In here is satellite surveillance"
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"Oh, that'll come in handy."
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"where you can order a nuclear attack"
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"Thank God you're here, sir."
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"Fat chance."
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"Girls are really smart, and they'll be"
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"I think it's the funniest thing ever."
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"Yeah, I swear I don't care how many times"
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"Amy Schumer talks about her vagina,"
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"[Laughs] That's already funny!"
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"and preparing defensive countermeasures."
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"This is everything you need to know"
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"What's Troll Trace?"
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"The entire world has become very uncertain and unstable."
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"and online activity, we believe they will most likely attack us."
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"'Member the Death Star?"
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"_"
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"Right in here, everyone."
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"The only way for humankind to survive"
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"[Whispering] They already have pizza pockets."
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"to Dubai in nine minutes?"
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"This is all super interesting and shit,"
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"Sir, India's moving aircraft carriers"
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"if we pinky promise not to look up theirs."
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"calling from London."
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"Stop wasting my time,"
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"'cause I'll have you here on a plane"
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"I believe they've eaten the mem'bries."
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"Well, I'm sorry, but it's a bit more complicated"
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"Going to Mars is gonna take a lot of very smart people"
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"♪ There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do ♪"
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"[Ah-oogah!]"
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"Oh, yeah, I 'member."
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"Waaaah!"
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"'Member stormtroopers?"
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"Don't talk to him! He is in big trouble!"
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"What'd he do?"
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"It's him, Kyle!"
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"Your brother is the Internet troll"
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"You started a war between boys and girls?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪"
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"♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪"
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"♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪"
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"♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪"
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"♪ Ample parking day or night ♪"
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"♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪"
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"♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪"
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"♪ I like fucking silly bitches and I know my penis likes it! ♪"
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"♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪"
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"The political world is watching, Bannon."
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"We need to make sure the President-elect has a smooth transition."
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"All indications are that his transition is going to be fine."
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"but everything went well."
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"You can see him now if you like."
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"[Clears throat]"
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"[Air hissing]"
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"Well, do I look presidential?"
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"They really worked on my stank face."
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"Look... Whenever I don't know what people are talking about,"
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"This is... This is my stank face."
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"It's like I'm not listening to you, see?"
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"They did a really good job on my stank lips."
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