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Clips from The Grand Tour - Enviro-mental (S01E01)

"Hi, there."
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"Thank you so much. Thank you."
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"which, once again, is in Whitby."
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"Yeah."
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"Plus... Plus, James May lost the tent bag."
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"my third and fourth cars,"
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"That's all it was, 36 hours I'd been on the roads -"
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"because last week we said there was no real motoring connection with the county,"
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"And it said, and I'm quoting here,"
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""causing explosive-sounding backfiring.""
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"Everybody just goes inside if it starts to drizzle."
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"So this is... This is the Whitby Town Police we are talking about here?"
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"and you've got 48 hours to solve it, or I'll have your badge and your truncheon.""
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"say that they're all slightly different."
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"It has scaffolding in the back for stiffness,"
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"The roof is made from magnesium,"
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"And its red line at 9,000rpm."
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"9,000!"
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"Because it's got four-wheel steering,"
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"Not "Swings," that's something completely different."
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"Whoa! It's very, very good."
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"you raise its nose electrically and all is well."
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"all of the storage bins have been removed."
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"There's no cubbyhole here, no door pockets."
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"That means there's nowhere to put anything."
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"because there was nowhere to put them."
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"I can't, because..."
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"I'm struggling to find any."
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"and in sport setting is even more horrid."
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"A point that becomes even more obvious"
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"Here we go, into Swindon."
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"is like a boxing match between an actual boxer"
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"because they're wearing satin shorts."
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"and no good at all in the rain."
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"OK, continuing up the Isn't."
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"I must admit, from the outside, it sounds good."
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"into the narrowness of Old Lady's House."
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"Now, there we are. We've already had the 911 GT3 RS round."
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"Nobody's interested in watching an American"
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"Two seconds slower, and that's a short track."
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"No. It's only a second faster than a Porsche 718."
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"That was just an homage, really, to the old GT40."
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"I mean, the Nissan GTR: fabulous, fabulous car."
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"You know, it's a very good point,"
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"Thank you for reminding me, Hammond. Yes, I did."
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"- Did that go well for you? - No, it didn't."
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""I've got my keys and must remember to take my tracker.""
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"You just hang it on the hook."
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"He's got a pouch for his tracker."
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"Which, if you're watching America, is in London, which is in Britain."
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"Well, you would put two women on it."
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"- A man and a woman? - But traffic lights are only this big."
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"I don't know what happens when it goes red."
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"And by that I don't mean..."
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"I mean..."
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"...of the road."
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"Because we have to introduce our next film."
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"so it's got compost and soil to provide the nutrients required"
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"Because I don't want to see a little face stretched across..."
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"planning a new little hatchback?"
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"Cow's arse, horse's arse. It's perfect!"
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"- How much does it weigh? - Quite a lot."
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"- How much? - Yeah, loads."
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"Everything's planted. I've put bulbs along here, ready for spring. Daffodils."
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"- What green motorsport event? - He doesn't say."
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"and began our epic 11-mile journey."
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"Tremendous."
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"We've done ten seconds, and James..."
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"Now it's gone completely."
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"I'm standing in my spare-parts department. All of it."
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"- It's right under there, mud. - So it's as good as new? -Sort of."
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"Carmakers will sort out clean,"
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"and instead I'm going to build a car out of bricks."
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"Well, don't be alarmed now."
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"Do hedgehogs have bones? He could be a door mirror."
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"Hedgehogs die."
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"Eventually, Richard and I arrived at the pub."
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"Shut up! Your car's given me hay fever."
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"No, hospital. Old folks' home."
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"Watch that go."
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"Meanwhile, back at the pub,"
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"I was repairing my damaged front end."
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"which I think will be great."
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"sustainable - all those things."
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"and he's looking good!"
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"Does that mean he's not coming on, then?"
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"This is a dis... It's awkward."
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"It's OK, though. I've just thought of something else we can do to fill the time."
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"- You go outside, and you. - Do I have to do this?"
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"Yes, I'm afraid you do. Could you go that way?"
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"that when immigrants try to get into the country,"
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"they always come in the back of a container lorry,"
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"So, James, could you bring the car in? Yes."
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"- Open the boot. - Inside the seat."
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"where Richard Hammond was concealed in this car."
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"Are you all right?"
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"Yeah. Can I get out now?"
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"There. Can you see out now?"
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"- How far away is that? - About 15 feet."
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"You could build a?4 million house in that gap."
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"You're not the one in the bloody bumper!"
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"The thing is, parking sensors are very expensive."
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"That's what's happened. So we're going back..."
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"so we could get back to the start line."
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"Yeah, I think that horse is looking very ill."
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"That's always a sign of looking ill."
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"Yeah."
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"Damn it."
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"before we were on our way back"
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"but you've dug it up!"
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"It's just the countryside. It's not doing anything."
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"- That's quite a good idea. - It isn't a good idea!"
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"That is a complete mystery, to be honest."
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"It's not."
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"We've only covered, yes, two miles in two days,"
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"But then..."
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"Oh, God."
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"And then it was my go."
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"His car is also riding a lot lower than ours because it weighs so much."
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"Oh, God! The mortar's dissolving!"
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