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Clips from The Grand Tour - Enviro-mental (S01E01)

"He's just transporting his own cameras along."
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"Get off!"
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"we headed off to make camp and get supper underway."
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"My car, the way it disappears into that hedge,"
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"Actually, I will agree, yours is remarkable."
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"Bastards."
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"What? - When you buy a steak, it says "keep refrigerated"."
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"Whoa!"
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"I've never felt closer to it."
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"The next morning, to cheer up Hammond"
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"It's disgusting."
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"but the principle is the same."
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"My reversing bat is working well."
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"and actually was sick."
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"over 11 miles, we're here."
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"Oh, what a start! It's a good start."
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"Despite the excellent start from Richard and I,"
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"And now the Golf's got past!"
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"Oh, I've lost one of my nose tampons!"
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"What a stupid idea for an event."
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"With us three - well, two - making good progress,"
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"the cars from the past started to play dirty."
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"I've lost a tampon again!"
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"Who was that?"
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"just because we like trees, do you?"
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"What can I smell?"
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"Is that from the exhaust?"
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"Having eventually got to the overheating engine"
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"On A Sustainable Track, or whatever it's called,"
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"With Hammond's car on fire..."
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"Ow! Ow!"
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"and I'm afraid we're all doomed, we're all gonna die."
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"Hello, everybody!"
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"Hello. Greetings. Thank you."
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"Hello! Hello!"
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"And welcome to The Grand Tour,"
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"There is actually a very good reason for that."
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"It is because these two last week blew up my house,"
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"and I literally have nowhere else to go."
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"- Soz. - Yeah, he did."
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"He did do that. Anyway, erm..."
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"we were reminiscing, as we've been here all week,"
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"and we worked out that Yorkshire is the only place on earth"
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"where all three of us have had a car crash."
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"So what was yours?"
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"A Triumph 2500 rolled over."
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"- Yeah. Hammond? - My first car."
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"And my second car."
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"My mum's car, my dad's car,"
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"my first four motorcycles,"
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"the Radio York radio van,"
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"the Radio Leeds radio car,"
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"and a jet-powered dragster."
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"Oh, yes."
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"And, erm... And what about you in Yorkshire?"
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"Well, me, I'll tell you. No, 1977,"
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"when the driving examiner said to me,"
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""Congratulations, Mr Clarkson, you've passed,""
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"what I heard was, "Congratulations, Mr Clarkson,"
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"you are the best driver I've ever seen.""
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"- Oh, no. - 36 hours later -"
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"stuffed my mother's Audi."
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"Wheels came off, killed a sheep."
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"So, if you're the farmer, sorry about that."
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"Er... Anyway, I'm glad we're still in Yorkshire,"
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"and it turns out that's not true."
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"I was reading Trip Advisor last night."
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"Now, Trip Advisor is a website for the mealy-mouthed and the bitter."
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"Well, hang on. I mean, it's not entirely..."
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"No, seriously, it's useless apart from anything else,"
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"because you have to know someone before their opinion is relevant."
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"I mean, I know Hammond, OK?"
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"So if he tells me a restaurant's great,"
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"I know I don't want to go there, because it'll be rubbish."
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"You're absolutely right, actually, because that bloke in the hat over there,"
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"I don't care how many stars he gives Oxfam Whitby, I'm not going there."
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"Exactly. Anyway..."
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"I went on Trip Advisor, OK, and there was a review of Whitby."
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""One aspect of Whitby is the large number of local chavs...""
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""...who drive around the town in a circuit"
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"in their noise-enhanced cars.""
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"Already, I don't like this person."
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""They accelerated down the narrow streets""
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"and then slowed their engines down quickly as they approached a junction,"
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"He sounds like a right knob."
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"Of course he's a right knob,"
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"he's leaving a message on Trip Advisor."
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"Anyway, the police - the police, the local police here -"
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"they've decided they've had enough of people, how they put it,"
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""...driving away in a manner that causes their wheels to spin and screech.""
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"OK? So they decided to have a clampdown."
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"But, and this is the quote I love,"
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""The operation was curtailed due to poor weather.""
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"What, are they saying..."
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"They didn't go out because it was raining?"
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"No, law enforcement in Whitby is like cricket."
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"- Yeah, the WTPD. - Yeah."
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"No, hang on a minute, this is North Yorkshire. It's NYPD."
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"Wow! It actually is! It's the NYPD!"
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"That would be a brilliant police drama."
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""Right, Constable,""
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"I've had the Chief Constable, he's chewed my arse,"
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""the Mayor's chewed his arse, now we'll chew your arse.""
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""We've got these lads - well, chavs -"
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"Anyway, on our car show tonight..."
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"a tree falls over..."
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"...a hedgehog makes a noise..."
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"...and a dog eats some meat."
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"But we begin with Porsche."
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"They offer an immense and immensely complicated range of cars"
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"all under the 911 banner."
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"Now, Porsche enthusiasts, by which I mean these two imbeciles,"
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"Completely different."
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"No, slightly different,"
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"and that the best of the bunch is something called the GT3 RS."
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"So I thought I'd take it to our track to see what it was like."
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"And let's just hope that, for once in your life,"
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"you haven't behaved like a child."
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"What do you mean? - Well, just said it's no good because I've got one."
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"Hammond, I am a professional motoring journalist, and coming up..."
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