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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa's Pony (S03E03)

"and easy listening at night."
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"You don't have to do this."
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"Yes, I do."
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"Giddy-up, Dad!"
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"Still, there goes the best damned employee..."
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"I know, it's tonight."
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"I broke my last saxophone reed."
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"I need a new one."
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"and that nice man who caught the snake in our basement."
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"Wow. And after them..."
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"out of all the people in the world..."
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"Uh-huh."
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"You're in for a whale of a show tonight."
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"The doors are now locked, so you parents can't sneak out..."
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"Go there first."
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"Do I tell you what to do?"
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"Tip the glass."
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"This is a whole lot of nothing."
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"I'd rather watch the boilers."
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"Make sure you return those chairs to the cafeteria."
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"The moron next door closed early."
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"Oh, me and my trenchant mouth!"
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"I'm Principal Skinner."
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"I wonder what lunch lady Doris has for us today."
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"dog poop."
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"Please! You've got to open that store."
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"Let me think about it."
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"Uh... no."
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"of the little girl you're disappointing."
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"Come on,Jer."
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"Open up."
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"Okay, but now we're even."
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"What does your daughter need?"
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"I wrote it down."
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"''Number 4½/ reed.''"
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"I'm sure your father is..."
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"maybe--"
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"No."
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"Don't worry."
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"What was that last one?"
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"Hmm..."
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"D'oh!"
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"and let's all enjoy..."
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"Lisa Simpson's rendition..."
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"That will do."
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"It's not my fault."
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"It's the reed."
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"It's the reed."
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"Yeah!"
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"Whoo, yeah..."
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"I ordered it for my little girl."
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"I'm done."
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"I don't feel much like eating."
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"I forgive you."
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"D'oh! You didn't mean that."
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"Look, Homer..."
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"Lisa's taking her first steps."
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"I'll watch it later."
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"No, my freakish little friend."
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"Da-da."
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"Da-da."
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"Did you hear that, Homer?"
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"Marge, please-- I'm busy."
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"Oh, I never even noticed she was alive."
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"spend some time with her."
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"Stop looking for the quick fix."
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"If you keep spending time with Lisa, she'll forgive you."
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"No, you were right the first time..."
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"I'll buy her that pony she's always bugging me for."
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"With today's gasoline prices, we can't afford not to."
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"Ridiculous."
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"When I look in Lisa's eyes..."
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"I don't see love."
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"That's no reason to buy a pony."
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"Let's be realistic."
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"A pony is expensive."
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"We have enough trouble paying bills as it is."
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"Promise me you won't buy a pony."
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"Was that a yes or a no?"
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"Those aren't even words."
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"Sna."
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"Oh, it's you."
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"Excuse me."
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"''Scottish Deer Hound.''"
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"Hey, this is a dog!"
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"I suggest you try the pony farm on Route 401 ."
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"Merely take a left at the rendering plant."
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"Very good. That stunning creature over there..."
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"is half a million dollars."
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"Half a million dollars?!"
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"He was sired by Seattle Slew."
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"His mother won the Kentucky Derby."
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"Mr. Simpson, do you have..."
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"this check is dated January 1 , 2054."
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"Isn't there like a pound..."
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"where you can pick up cheap ponies..."
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"I sincerely hope not."
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"to borrow $5,000."
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"Hello."
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"''Simpson.''"
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"It's a hobby."
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"I'm not in this for personal gain."
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"Silly me."
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"I made up a word that doesn't exist."
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"I want to buy a pony."
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"Isn't that cute?"
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"He's planning on joining the horsey set."
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"You're not planning to eat it?"
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"It's for my little girl because she doesn't love me."
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"You have any collateral?"
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"Just sign this form and the money will be yours."
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"Sorry, I was just thinking..."
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"are you quite sure you know how to take care of a pony?"
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"Of course."
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"I am very upset with you."
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"Sounds like someone's angling..."
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"for a pony of her own."
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"She stopped loving me."
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"I know you love me, so you don't get squat."
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