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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa's Pony (S03E03)

"This is Princess."
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"Please don't exclude her because she's different."
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"Where were you planning to keep this horse?"
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"and at night, it will nestle snugly..."
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"between the cars in our garage."
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"That's illegal."
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"Marge, she loves me."
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"Dad, I think Princess belongs in a stable."
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"This is what love costs a month?"
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"These are standard fees, Mr. Simpson."
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"Plus, I'm teaching your daughter riding, grooming..."
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"and at no extra charge, pronunciation."
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"What do I do? What do I do?"
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"If you want to go right..."
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"Yes. Move the--"
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"Oh, oh! Here comes a Xylon cruiser!"
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"Wait! Where's the hyperspace?"
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"I got down on the floor for this?!"
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"it would be money."
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"Hmm, dear. We're in serious trouble here."
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"We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries."
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"vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have."
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"We could cut down on beer."
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"We're not going to do that."
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"Then there's no choice but to give up the pony."
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"First you didn't want the pony."
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"Now you want me to take it back."
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"Lisa loves me. The pony stays."
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"You got us into this."
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"You get us out."
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"There's plenty of money out there..."
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"for a guy who's willing to work."
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"You're so beautiful."
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"Oh, you haven't touched your salt lick."
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"Need money. Need money."
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"Here you go."
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"Come on, come on, come on--"
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"Three liberty bells!"
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"Thank you."
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"If I could see the ticket--"
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"There it is."
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"Please to be removing your thumb."
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"No."
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"Yes, please. I must insist."
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"No. No."
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"Yes, I must--"
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"No! Let go!"
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"A cherry."
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"Oh, Mr. Homer..."
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"what has reduced you to such cheap chicanery?"
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"or inquire about my help wanted sign."
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"You need help?"
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"I'm your man."
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"But what man can tame her?"
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"I won't lie to you."
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"Each bullet wound is a badge of honor."
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"''Badge of honor''--"
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"Here's a pointer."
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"Try taking it in the shoulder."
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"They are strictly ornamental."
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"I was so worried."
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"I did something I'm ashamed of."
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"Then I'm off to the power plant, fresh as a daisy."
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"Are you stealing Squishies?"
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"No, sir."
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"This next song is also..."
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"I'm sorry, baby."
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"my store is going down the tubes."
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"Go change the expiration dates..."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Homie, how long do you plan to do this?"
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"I don't know."
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"How long do horses live?"
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"I called to say I love you."
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"I heard Milli Vanilli was arrested..."
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"Well, it's still fun to be up late."
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"Hey, Homer, where you going?"
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"Going for..."
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"Homer. Homer."
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"Lisa, do you know what it costs to keep a pony?"
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"No."
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"Well, it's a lot."
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"Your father had to take a second job."
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"Where's he working?"
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"The Kwik-E mart."
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"that your father can't keep this up."
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"No, Bart."
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"No one's making her."
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"When I ordered..."
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"that blueberry Squishy, I meant today."
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"Coming right up, sir."
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"And fill it to the top time."
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"Yes, sir."
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"She likes a little carrot after her oats..."
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"and she likes it..."
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"when you scratch her behind the ear."
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"She likes contemporary adult radio in the morning..."
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"Please take good care of my Princess."
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"my heart is breaking."
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"The young man you replaced is rolling over in his grave."
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"You see, Lisa..."
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"That's why I gave up the pony."
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"What is it, a hippopotamus?"
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"I mean you, you dummy."
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"Oh."
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"Apu, you can take this job and restaff it."
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"a convenience store ever had."
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"Shh!"
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"Ooh!"
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"Let me caution the people in the first five rows--"
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"Sorry, Homer."
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"Ha, ha, ha!"
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"Wonderful!"
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"Well, I don't have one."
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"''Number... Number 4½/--''"
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"Mm-hmm. What instrument does she play?"
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"I don't know."
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"Mom, where is he?"
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"If I don't get that reed, I'll sound terrible."
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"Uh, ''Weather.''"
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