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Clips from Rick and Morty - Morty's Mind Blowers (S03E03)

"The queen makes babies."
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"has proven less convenient than predicted."
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"We'll have to re-destabilize their economy,"
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"Yes, but you can double time it."
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"We need a quorum to pick a new pope,"
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"They're set to agitate any mo-- What?"
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"That kid is watching us."
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"He's watching us like he hears what we're saying."
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"[ Powering up ]"
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"That's only gonna keep 'em down for a little bit, Morty!"
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"before they're backing up on our ass, Morty!"
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"-Well, what are you gonna do? -I'm gonna remember everything!"
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"Ow!"
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"Ow!"
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"[ Crying ]"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you gonna do, kill me?"
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"Sitting in this room collecting dust!"
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"is a joyless cash grab, but I do know that whatever you have"
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"I can't deny that,"
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"[ Ray gun powers up ] Yes, yeah, let's do it!"
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"One..."
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"Uh, w-what's that, and w-who are you?"
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"[ Spits ]"
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"-Yeah, what the hell, Summer? -Summer, you dumb bitch!"
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"Why did you let us fall asleep? You dumb bitch! You stupid bitch!"
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"All right, Morty, fuck this noise."
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"Rick and Morty adventure. -Yeah, right, Rick, I'm all-in."
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"No wonder you're constantly fighting"
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"♪♪"
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"♪♪"
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"Rick? Hello?"
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"ready for transport."
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"-Where's dad? -He should be here any second."
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"but in the end, humanity's instinctive dismissal of him"
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"[ Music playing ]"
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"[ Chewing ]"
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"Oof! Dibs on his stuff."
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"Morty, hurry!"
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"Morty, whatever you do, don't drop the Truth Tortoise!"
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"I -- I did look at it, Rick! I've been looking at it!"
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"Now you're gonna know everything, Morty!"
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"It's in my head! [ Screams ]"
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"Ah!"
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"[ Screams ]"
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"Oh, geez, I -- I can't get that Truth Tortoise out of my head."
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"Hey, Morty, let's watch some interdimensional cable."
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"Rick, I can't -- I can't go on."
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"I-I wish you could just --"
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"Erase the memory from your mind?"
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"Come on, Morty, come with me."
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"This, Morty, is my archive"
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"from your life, lest you go insane."
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"I call them Morty's Mind Blowers."
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"♪♪"
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"How long have I been asking you to remove memories?"
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"Since the first [burps] time your mind was blown."
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"Ahh, here it is. [ Burps ]"
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"[ Insects chirping ]"
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"Huh, wow. That's incredible."
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"What the heck?"
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"Are you serious?"
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"Half the crap we've seen, and you think that sounds crazy?"
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"I've been to 300 versions of Earth's moon,"
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"including this one, and I've never seen signs"
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"hanging out up there."
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"Smudge on the lens? Smudge on the lens?!"
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"and a smudge on the goddamn lens, Summer!"
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"Morty, calm down! Are you feeling okay?"
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"I'm fine!"
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"So sensitive."
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"[ School bell rings ]"
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"towards a brighter future."
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"Got you now, you son of a bitch."
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"[ Camera shutter clicking ]"
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"He's not a guidance counselor?"
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"I -- I assume he's qualified to be one, who isn't?"
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"Okay."
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"Hmm."
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"Is that it?"
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"Oh, he's up to something."
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""Up to something," "lives on the moon.""
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"Okay, I'll talk to him."
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"Pedophile? You don't think so?"
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"No, he's literally from the moon!"
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"Moon or not, that dude likes 'em young."
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"Gordon Lunas was a good Marine."
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"We don't know what drove him to take his own life,"
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"Oh, my God, what have I done?"
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"What have I done?"
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"Only in a literal sense."
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"Here's one I call "Morty's [burp] Menagerie.""
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"It's not a "Simpsons" Halloween special,"
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"more like a clip show made of clips you never saw!"
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"So this guy collects living beings?"
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"Assess this with cold indifference,"
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"you beany-headed prick!"
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"[ Crash! ] Hey, keep it down!"
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"Just our luck, menagerie beneath"
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"the "boulder people" of Granitor Seven."
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"I can't take it anymore, Rick!"
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"[ Banging ] Relax, Morty!"
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"I don't care what it takes! Anything!"
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"-Anything? -Anything!"
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"All right, well, you're gonna have to take off your shirt."
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"there's no other way to put it --"
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"Instructions. For?"
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"We'll need a pilot. I wonder if there's a volunteer."
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"Mm."
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"Oh, the schematics specify a second, smaller pilot."
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"I mean, they really specify smaller."
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"They have to be exactly 5'3"."
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"but I think you're about to make history."
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"Woman: Primary systems, check."
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"Here are some customary clothing gifts."
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"Please, put them on."
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"-May we? -Of course, yes."
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"We followed your instructions."
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"We have so much to learn from you."
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"I -- I wouldn't have been around for that."
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