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Clips from Rick and Morty - Morty's Mind Blowers (S03E03)

"Yeah, sometimes I gotta do a little editing, Morty."
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"It helps the mind blowers"
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"play a little bit better upon revisiting."
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"Here, Morty, this'll make your urine drinkable."
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"Now can we keep shopping?"
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"Ah, shit, Morty, get behind me. It's a fuckin' alien overlord!"
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"It's okay. Here."
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"Oh, I misjudged."
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"That's right, Morty."
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"The Floop Floopians achieve an eternal orgasmic afterlife,"
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"I'm flattered, by the way. Thank you very much."
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"So you're gonna kill him?"
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"♪♪"
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"So, you want to get shot in the head, or --"
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"Well, as long as the wound is fatal,"
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"Your species has an actual afterlife."
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"Wh-What do you mean?"
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"Well, you know, here on Earth, w-we don't know what's going on."
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"Evidence? There's supposed to be evidence?"
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"Um, yeah, uh..."
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"otherwise, how do you know if it's true?"
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"Wait, you don't..."
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"[ Weapon cocks, powers up ]"
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"Run!"
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"I don't wanna die!"
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"Oh, I shouldn't have doubted it!"
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"That was a ton of evidence!"
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"I noticed you never finished your chimichanga,"
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"How many of these are just horrible mistakes I've made?"
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"I mean, maybe I'd stop making so many"
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"if I let myself learn from them!"
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"Don't break your back creating a lesson, Morty."
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"countless times, and not always by yourself."
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"Ah, shit, I don't even --"
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"Great, "Booger AIDS," "AIDS Booger.""
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"In the meantime, enjoy a grab bag"
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"[ Muffled screaming ] You simply have to choose."
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"Summer! Summer."
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"It's, like, hello, Saturn, after ten moons,"
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"What's -- Wh-What's with you assholes?"
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"[ Evil laugh ]"
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"We all do, you gotta fight this thing."
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"We love you! [ Screaming ]"
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"We love you so much!"
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"Rick: Yes, Morty, come on, you're doing it!"
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"Should we pull it out?"
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"No, don't touch it. Just keep loving Morty!"
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"We still love you."
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"[ Laughter ] [ Screaming ]"
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"God, is there going to be an intermission?"
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"Excuse me, but I ordered the large evil space worm."
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"I know, it's like, is that a demon slug"
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"Well, I guess it's nice to know the whole family sucks!"
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"So if the blues ones are my fault,"
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"and the purple ones are my family's, what are the red ones?"
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"Yeah, d-don't read into it, Morty!"
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"Shit! We need to find shelter before the sunset, Morty."
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"Venzenulon Nine has a night temperature of 300 below!"
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"You've seen too many movies, Morty."
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"A cave isn't gonna cut it. We're gonna have to use Beebo."
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"Beebo led us to water! He's our friend!"
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"-He won't even feel it! -Oh, no, no!"
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"You wanna die, Morty? Get in Beebo!"
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"Brace for the ice limit."
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"Here it comes!"
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"Wait, are we on Venzenulon Nine or Venzenulon Seven?"
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"Are the red ones stuff you wanted removed?"
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"Ooh, that's clever, Morty, but I don't use color to sort things"
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"because I'm not a mouse in a European children's book."
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"Then why are all those pink ones by the liquor?"
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"[ Both sigh ]"
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"He gave his life for the uprising."
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"-What? -I'm just saying, life's short."
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"We shouldn't take things for granite."
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"-Are you saying "granite"? -Well, yeah."
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"Take things for granted. Did you actually think it was --"
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"[ Laughs ] Jesus Christ, Rick,"
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"what are you, a boulder -- a rock person?"
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"How long have you been saying that wrong?"
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"-You want me to erase it? -What, you can do that?"
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"No, I'm not gonna fuckin' relax! Come here!"
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"-Umm. -Umm. Uhh."
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"I think I'm an adolescent boy."
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"For all we know, you could be the fuckin' weirdo."
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"and since we can't remember what went wrong,"
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"[ Speaking alien language ]"
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"Yeah, well, I crossed every line I had"
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"[ Speaking alien language ]"
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"Grab 'em."
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"Give us the codes, man! Twist harder, Morty!"
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"He wants to make a deal."
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"Half the codes now, half after you finish."
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"But can we trust -- Wait, what?"
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"F-Finish what?"
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"Y-You know --"
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"Oh, and this disappoints you?"
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"Do I tell him we don't have a deal, Morty?"
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"Because if we can kill our enemies,"
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""Men in Black," "Men in Black.""
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"So -- So you get the general idea."
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"It's basically an endless string of callbacks to --"
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"And if I say yes, you're gonna provide that for me with that?"
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"I'm familiar with the bubble, Morty."
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"I also dabble in precision,"
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"and if you think you can even approach it"
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"and a bubble of fucking air, you're the reason this species"
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"You're drunk."
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"You want to put up a shelf, put up a shelf."
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"Do you? [ Sighs dramatically ] Y-yes."
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"[ Powering up ]"
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"Ugh, all right, come on."
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"Wow, it's so --"
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"Oh, oh, oh, oh, my God, oh, Christ, ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh."
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"Oh, yeah, true level, bitch."
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"Morty, come on, we're leaving for school."
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"Oh, everything's crooked! Reality is poison!"
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"What's his deal? Can't live like this!"
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"and do a little -- [ Clicks tongue ]"
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