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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"What?"
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"Angela and I worked with a very disturbed young woman"
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"who gave birth to a baby boy."
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"About a year later, Angela and her husband disappeared."
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"Not long after that, I heard that the child was missing too."
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"People said it was just a coincidence."
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"But in my heart, I always hoped she had given him a proper home."
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"Are you saying she stole the baby?"
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"Don't look shocked, Martha. It makes your face look fat."
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"The biological mother was a drug addict."
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"If Angela really is your neighbor, which I doubt,"
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"then that child was very lucky."
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"Lynette, hey! If you're looking for Tom, he's out with a client."
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"No. I actually wanted to see you."
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"You know, that's really funny, I was thinking the same thing."
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"Yeah. I'll check my book."
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"So, Annabel... [clears throat]"
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"...do you have feelings for Tom?"
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"- What? - You heard me."
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"OK, you wanna talk about this? Let's talk."
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"Yes, Tom and I were in love. But he married you."
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"Anyway, that's rather more your speed, isn't it?"
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"Morning, ladies. Just coming in for a little more fuel."
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"Yup. One man's sludge is another man's liquid gold."
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"[Slurps]"
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"Well, back to the trenches."
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"Watch your step. Tom and I are a team."
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"Then why are you down here right now, warning me?"
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"[Snort of derision]"
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"Gabrielle! What brings you down here?"
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"Oh, sweet Mother of God, what have you done this time?"
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"- You're pregnant? - Yes."
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"And it's impossible, I'm on the pill."
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"Maybe it's in that one tenth of a percent that God resides."
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"God is screwing with me."
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"He doesn't like the way I live my life so he's punishing me."
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"Have you done something that would warrant being punished?"
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"The gardener?"
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"You just had to be there."
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"The only person more self-centered is Carlos."
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"He's so self-centered, he doesn't know how self-centered I am."
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"We'd be terrible parents."
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"Gabrielle, I'd like to help, but I'm not sure what it is you want."
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"It's just, I wanna know who to be angry at."
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"Be thankful. Children are a gift, are they not?"
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"I don't have time for this crap. I have a party to plan."
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"- Edie, hey. - Hi."
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"It'll be worth it. You're doing an amazing job."
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"So look, you're basically... a predator and I need some advice."
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"I know Tom loves me, but I don't trust this woman."
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"I think there's an agenda there."
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"I don't know. Maybe I'm being paranoid."
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"No, no. You did the right thing coming to me."
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"There are two ways to approach this."
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"First, what kind of shape is this woman in?"
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"OK. Now there's really only one way to approach this."
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"It's pretty simple."
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"I make her my best friend."
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"You said you didn't have any female friends."
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"I don't. And I've never felt threatened by another woman either."
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"But the point is..."
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"- Keep your friends close... - Keep your enemies closer."
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"Tom. We're having a dinner party. I'm thinking of inviting Annabel."
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"- We're not moving. - Susan knows something. Edie said..."
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"I don't care what Edie said! I'm not leaving Julie!"
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"You wanna risk our lives, our future, over some... schoolyard crush?"
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"Then why does she refuse to see you?"
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"Mrs. Mayer lies to her. If it wasn't for that, she would be with me."
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"Are you sure?"
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"You're not that special, Zach."
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"Not really."
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"- She kissed me. - Lately?"
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"Let's pack our bags and get out of here."
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"Leave this whole mess behind and start over."
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"And there will be other girls, I promise."
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"No!"
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"If Susan goes to the police, it's over."
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"They'll take me away. Take you away. Don't you get that?"
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"Oh, McGruder had absolutely no idea what was going on."
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"During the entire shoot, he was practically holding Benson's hand!"
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"After the way Burnham screwed him over, I'd be nervous too!"
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"My God, it was awful!"
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"Excuse me, I need to get in here so I can clear the plates."
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"- You want some help? - I'm good."
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"Oh... Looks like we got company."
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"Hey, guys. Isn't it time for bed?"
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"Oh, they never get to see you. Let 'em stay up for a while."
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"OK, come here. I want you to meet someone."
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"- This is Miss Foster. - Hi."
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"She's an old, old friend of your Daddy's."
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"- What you got there? - A picture we painted."
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"Let me have a look at that."
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"[Porter] It's all of us with Mommy and Daddy. We're really happy."
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"Oh, that is so adorable."
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"- When did you do this? - Today. Mom told us to."
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"I told them to paint something nice. The sentiment's theirs."
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"- But you told us to. - Hold on, grown-ups are talking."
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"Well, this is really neat."
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"Hey, how would you boys like to paint my portrait one day?"
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"Sure, you're pretty."
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"I'll take 'em back upstairs."
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"Come on, guys."
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"Thank you."
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"- [Boys giggle] - [Tom] Here we go."
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"I must say, your home is warm and inviting,"
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"your children are absolutely precious."
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"This whole evening was practically a commercial for the perfect family."
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"You think?"
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"You couldn't have planned it any better."
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"And I mean that."
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"Good."
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"[Gasps]"
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"Hello, Susan."
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"Paul..."
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"Hi."
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"I understand you and Edie went snooping through my house."
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"- Huh? - It's OK, I'm not mad."
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"So, what do you want to know about Angela?"
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"It was Mary Alice's birth name. She was named after her aunt Angela."
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"When she was a teenager, they fell out so she changed her name to Mary Alice."
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