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Clips from Heavy Weights (1995)

"Is everybody gonna behave themselves this summer?"
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"- No! - Good! That's what I expect!"
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"- All right! - Yeah!"
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"Ha ha! Psyched you out!"
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"- You stink, Pat! - That's not funny!"
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"I'm not going to pick up your head."
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"I don't need it anyway!"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"All right, now in a nice, orderly fashion..."
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"It's stuck!"
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"I don't know what to do! It's stuck!"
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"Here's another one!"
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"Hey, bony butt."
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"How was your year, chicken legs?"
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"Why are they teasing him?"
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"That's a counselor named Tim."
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"so we give him a hard time about it."
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"- He's cool, though. - Let's hear it."
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"That's funny."
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"Up there is the bald eagle, which is a single breed..."
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"I'm Julie, the new nurse."
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"Pat."
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"Can you tell me where the infirmary is?"
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"Nice to meet you."
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"Help me with these bags, all right?"
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"- Garner. - Yeah?"
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"Let's get working on this trunk."
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"- You got a girlfriend? - Oh, no."
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"Yeah, you gotta play the field."
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"You gotta be free, you know?"
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"I hope you're ready."
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"Here it is!"
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"Ah, Chez Chipmunk-- my summer home."
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"What do we got here?"
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"Gerry, this is Josh, camp legend."
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"Aye-aye, Captain, sir."
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"All present and accounted for, Captain, sir."
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"What's the matter? You're not a captain?"
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"No."
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"Then maybe you should lose the wings."
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"Welcome to the Chipmunk bunk, Captain--"
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"You're the best, Pat."
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"Don't tell anybody..."
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"That was very sneaky of you."
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"Chipmunks! Download, now!"
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"but look at this."
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"Crikey!"
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"This is definitely not sanitary."
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"You'll love the Bushkins."
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"Every year they surprise us..."
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"with something cool for the camp."
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"Last year they got us the Blob..."
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"- Jet skis! - Here they come."
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"- You'll love these people. - Really?"
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"Hi! Hi! Hiya!"
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"You'll get it."
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"That's the greatest sound I've heard in a long time."
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"Harvey and I are saddened and dismayed to announce..."
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"that we are no longer the owners of Camp Hope."
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"- What? - What's going on?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Sometimes in life..."
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"things don't work out the way you planned..."
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"and in those situations, sometimes..."
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"you file Chapter 9 bankruptcy--Jesus!"
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"We worked our whole life, and what do we have to show?"
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"Nothing! Nothing!"
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"Harvey, please stop."
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"What?"
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"Please, could you give us just one more..."
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"Camp Hope "Hi, hi, hiya"?"
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"Hiya."
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"God bless all of you."
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"One word of advice."
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"Never let anyone sign your checks!"
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"You can't leave. We need you."
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"Come back."
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"Tony Perkis is a man who believes in you."
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"His life is dedicated to saying things like..."
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"What? No."
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"There's a life force in here tonight."
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"Do you feel it? Hmm?"
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"I see the president of the United States of America."
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"I'm going to teach you..."
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"and I bet you might teach me a little something, also."
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"Now, those of you from western Pennsylvania..."
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"I'm not gonna give you a light."
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"I'm gonna show you the light!"
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"And to help me do it..."
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"let's meet the new staff of Camp Hope."
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"If all goes according to plan..."
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"we're gonna turn this summer into the number-one..."
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"weight-loss infomercial in the country!"
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"You're kidding."
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"Kids, at age 12..."
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"and no self-respect."
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"Now...I eat success for breakfast!"
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"- With skim milk. - Ugh."
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"Pounds are gonna fly..."
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"and fat is outta here, mister!"
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"I want to go home!"
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"I've been here for 10 years."
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"you have been reassigned to the big house."
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"I don't think Tony would mind if we switched back."
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"That would make me feel very uncomfortable."
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"Please do. Let me get your bag."
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"Enjoy your summer."
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"Hello!"
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"I am your new friend and counselor!"
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"Please enjoy your new Perkis system uniforms."
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"OK. That's Roy. That's Josh."
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"Sam. That's Cody. That's Nicholas."
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"That's Michael. That's Phil."
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"And I am Lars."
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"Where are you from?"
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"I must inform you I have a severely deviated septum."
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"When I sleep at night..."
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"I make a very disturbing sound."
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"Now, go to sleep."
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"I'm in Heaven."
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