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Clips from Heavy Weights (1995)

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They're getting charged for those.
"They're getting charged for those."
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Those books aren't cheap, either.
"Those books aren't cheap, either."
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Ha ha ha! Go, fat boy, go!
"Ha ha ha! Go, fat boy, go!"
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Right here!
"Right here!"
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# Everybody one, everybody two #
"# Everybody one, everybody two #"
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# Everybody needs to touch, you know, now and then #
"# Everybody needs to touch, you know, now and then #"
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Why is everybody home?
"Why is everybody home?"
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Did someone die?
"Did someone die?"
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Islanders fan, huh?
"Islanders fan, huh?"
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Come on, honey. He's got a videotape.
"Come on, honey. He's got a videotape."
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Wow, go-karts.
"Wow, go-karts."
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I've been coming here since I was 10 years old.
"I've been coming here since I was 10 years old."
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I'm not going to a camp with a bunch of fat-loads!
"I'm not going to a camp with a bunch of fat-loads!"
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We are doing this for your own good.
"We are doing this for your own good."
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We gotta nip this thing in the bud.
"We gotta nip this thing in the bud."
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Those of you on the left side of the aircraft...
"Those of you on the left side of the aircraft..."
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Hey, there, Mr. Rainy Day.
"Hey, there, Mr. Rainy Day."
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I've got a little surprise for you.
"I've got a little surprise for you."
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Huh?
"Huh?"
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...but in your seats...
"...but in your seats..."
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Cutie.
"Cutie."
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Because he's fat, too.
"Because he's fat, too."
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- I'm Roy. - I'm Gerry.
"- I'm Roy. - I'm Gerry."
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- Hell no! - You'll love camp, man.
"- Hell no! - You'll love camp, man."
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Camp is awesome.
"Camp is awesome."
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I got a rookie here, and his name's Gerry...
"I got a rookie here, and his name's Gerry..."
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That's us. You're looking good, Pat.
"That's us. You're looking good, Pat."
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You drive a stick, right?
"You drive a stick, right?"
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I thought that was pretty amusing, myself.
"I thought that was pretty amusing, myself."
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We lost six kids like that last summer.
"We lost six kids like that last summer."
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Camp Hope, everybody! Best place on earth!
"Camp Hope, everybody! Best place on earth!"
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Camp Hope! Camp Hope! Camp Hope!
"Camp Hope! Camp Hope! Camp Hope!"
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It's not funny, guys.
"It's not funny, guys."
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He used to be one of us, but then he lost weight...
"He used to be one of us, but then he lost weight..."
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Whoo! Look at that-- all tight and toned.
"Whoo! Look at that-- all tight and toned."
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Well, let's see...
"Well, let's see..."
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Pat, you've been coming here since you were ten...
"Pat, you've been coming here since you were ten..."
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and you don't know where the infirmary is?
"and you don't know where the infirmary is?"
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I panicked.
"I panicked."
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So you broke up with her before the summer...
"So you broke up with her before the summer..."
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so you could be free to play the field, huh?
"so you could be free to play the field, huh?"
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All right, put it down.
"All right, put it down."
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This is it, Gerry.
"This is it, Gerry."
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I've been the counselor in here for 10 years.
"I've been the counselor in here for 10 years."
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You'll be hanging with some pretty cool cats.
"You'll be hanging with some pretty cool cats."
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Josh, how you doing, man?
"Josh, how you doing, man?"
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Roy.
"Roy."
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I just saw the new nurse, and she's very attractive.
"I just saw the new nurse, and she's very attractive."
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This pleases me.
"This pleases me."
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You guys aren't gonna call me Captain all summer, are you?
"You guys aren't gonna call me Captain all summer, are you?"
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I gotta take care of some other stuff.
"I gotta take care of some other stuff."
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All right, take it easy.
"All right, take it easy."
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All right, Gerry, over here is your brand-new bunk.
"All right, Gerry, over here is your brand-new bunk."
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Get these salamis off my back. They really hurt.
"Get these salamis off my back. They really hurt."
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That's pretty nice, Nicholas...
"That's pretty nice, Nicholas..."
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Yes!
"Yes!"
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Everyone! Grab a taste of England, guys!
"Everyone! Grab a taste of England, guys!"
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and this year I hear they're getting us jet skis.
"and this year I hear they're getting us jet skis."
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Greetings, campers.
"Greetings, campers."
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Your new owner will introduce himself in a minute.
"Your new owner will introduce himself in a minute."
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We love you, Harvey!
"We love you, Harvey!"
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"Yes!" and "You better believe it!"
""Yes!" and "You better believe it!""
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Entrepreneur, a motivator, and a new friend...
"Entrepreneur, a motivator, and a new friend..."
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I look around this room...
"I look around this room..."
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He's from England.
"He's from England."
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I'm looking forward to interacting...
"I'm looking forward to interacting..."
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probably know my father, Tony Perkis Senior...
"probably know my father, Tony Perkis Senior..."
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the Lighting Fixture King.
"the Lighting Fixture King."
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have been donated by him.
"have been donated by him."
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Hey, who wants to be on TV, huh?
"Hey, who wants to be on TV, huh?"
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The Bushkins always put me in the Chipmunk bunk.
"The Bushkins always put me in the Chipmunk bunk."
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Good-bye now.
"Good-bye now."
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Your families will be billed automatically.
"Your families will be billed automatically."
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Silence!
"Silence!"
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"Lars"? What kind of name is that?
""Lars"? What kind of name is that?"
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Don't be alarmed. I am fine.
"Don't be alarmed. I am fine."
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Oh, no. I'm dead.
"Oh, no. I'm dead."
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It's a glorious morning.
"It's a glorious morning."
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Do you have any? Not yet.
"Do you have any? Not yet."
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"Skinny weiners"? You hear that, guys?
""Skinny weiners"? You hear that, guys?"
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# Ahh, freak out! #
"# Ahh, freak out! #"
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Glide! Stride!
"Glide! Stride!"
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I'm feeling skinny, Tony.
"I'm feeling skinny, Tony."
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So am I!
"So am I!"
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why we can't beat Camp MVP in the Apache Relay.
"why we can't beat Camp MVP in the Apache Relay."
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It's a dumb inter-camp event where those jocks at MVP...
"It's a dumb inter-camp event where those jocks at MVP..."
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come over here and kick our butts every year.
"come over here and kick our butts every year."
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Only film the ones that are standing, Kenneth.
"Only film the ones that are standing, Kenneth."
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Weight-loss goal, 17 pounds.
"Weight-loss goal, 17 pounds."
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Ooh. Oh, my!
"Ooh. Oh, my!"
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All right, let's hear it for Simms.
"All right, let's hear it for Simms."
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Five and a quarter.
"Five and a quarter."
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Big smile.
"Big smile."
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Attention campers, tonight's lecture is...
"Attention campers, tonight's lecture is..."
Heavy Weights (1995)
"Liposuction: Option or Obsession."
""Liposuction: Option or Obsession.""
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- Nurse Julie! - Whoa!
"- Nurse Julie! - Whoa!"
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Perhaps later you could give me a deep-tissue massage.
"Perhaps later you could give me a deep-tissue massage."
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Don't worry, I have them on the body system.
"Don't worry, I have them on the body system."
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Yeah, have a look.
"Yeah, have a look."
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All right, Gerry, it's your bat.
"All right, Gerry, it's your bat."
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It's not kind of like cricket.
"It's not kind of like cricket."
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Thank you for telling me how to run my camp.
"Thank you for telling me how to run my camp."
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I'm not so good at sports.
"I'm not so good at sports."
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We're dead, guys.
"We're dead, guys."
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All right, I want to see some hustle out there!
"All right, I want to see some hustle out there!"
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Yeah. Listen, Chris, over the years...
"Yeah. Listen, Chris, over the years..."
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We wouldn't want to confuse them.
"We wouldn't want to confuse them."
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All right, let's work it around!
"All right, let's work it around!"
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Let's hit the field and let the fates decide.
"Let's hit the field and let the fates decide."
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Bring a mop and a plunger...now!
"Bring a mop and a plunger...now!"
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Oh, my knee!
"Oh, my knee!"
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Ohh, my--
"Ohh, my--"
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# Even the best gets beat sometimes, baby #
"# Even the best gets beat sometimes, baby #"
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
"Whoo-hoo-hoo!"
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Yeah, OK, Phillip.
"Yeah, OK, Phillip."
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Cody, what on earth is going on out there?
"Cody, what on earth is going on out there?"
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Strike!
"Strike!"
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Hey, batter, batter, batter.
"Hey, batter, batter, batter."
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# Even the experts miss sometimes #
"# Even the experts miss sometimes #"
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Strike three!
"Strike three!"
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