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Clips from Family Guy - I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar (S02E02)

"I'll never know that joy."
Family Guy
"Peter, I'm sure you would have been a great mother if you'd had the chance."
Family Guy
"Oh, beans! I can't get this spit curl to..."
Family Guy
"- Lois, what day is it? - Thursday."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God. Oh, my God! I'm late."
Family Guy
"- If you spent less time fixing your hair... - No, Lois. I'm late late!"
Family Guy
"- Do we still have that pregnancy test? - Are you insane? You can't have a baby."
Family Guy
"Well, I don't have a lot of options. I'm Catholic!"
Family Guy
"God! I thought you'd be happy!"
Family Guy
"Oh. Oh, this is just great. Now my own wife is forced to cook dinner for her lousy husband?"
Family Guy
"Peter, you're my husband. At least, you used to be."
Family Guy
"- It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster. - Meg, can you change Stewie?"
Family Guy
"Fine. But this time if a boy calls, please don't tell him I'm wrist-deep in poopie."
Family Guy
"Honey, I'm glad you discovered your feminine side,"
Family Guy
"but I didn't want you to forget about mine."
Family Guy
"Remember this? Huh?"
Family Guy
"I gotta get myself a breast exam."
Family Guy
"Uh-oh. Uh-oh!"
Family Guy
"A lump. A lump! Oh, God! Oh, God!"
Family Guy
"How expected."
Family Guy
"Hi, Glen. I'm sorry to bother you. Is this a bad time?"
Family Guy
"It's never a bad time when you're with the Q man. Come on in."
Family Guy
"Anyways, Glen, I was wondering if you and Cleveland"
Family Guy
"Of course that's why you're here."
Family Guy
"- Don't worry, I'd do everything to you. - What?"
Family Guy
"I'd do anything for you."
Family Guy
"If we're gonna remasculate Peter, we need to surround him with chicks."
Family Guy
"Let's blow this sausagefest and hit the house of tail."
Family Guy
"No. He needs to learn how to respect his fellow man."
Family Guy
"That's what this march is all about."
Family Guy
"Respect for your fellow man."
Family Guy
"I can't respect men. Men are the reason our world is in such lousy shape."
Family Guy
"My brothers, we need to stand together..."
Family Guy
"Excuse me. I'd like to say a couple of truths to the men in this audience."
Family Guy
"It's your fault we have so much crime in this country"
Family Guy
"and it's your fault we have so much violence in this country."
Family Guy
"You are ruining our society and you should be ashamed!"
Family Guy
"You just get going and it's News at Noon."
Family Guy
"- Can we go soon? - Not yet."
Family Guy
"Gloria Ironbox and Camille Paglia are gonna whip it out and see whose is bigger."
Family Guy
"Peter, I'm so glad you could make it."
Family Guy
"- Gloria, this is my life partner Lois. - I'm his wife."
Family Guy
"His wife, yes. Peter tells me you don't have a career of your own."
Family Guy
"Oh, no. Life outside my kitchen is so bright and scary."
Family Guy
"I'm just here because you caught me between pregnancies."
Family Guy
"Well, I'm sorry you're so hostile toward someone who's fighting"
Family Guy
"Oh, just a housewife?"
Family Guy
"I choose to be a wife and mother. And now I'm choosing to end this conversation."
Family Guy
"No wonder your husband didn't respect women."
Family Guy
"I can't imagine how screwed up your kids must be."
Family Guy
"Ten banana cream pies."
Family Guy
"Holy crap, this is hot."
Family Guy
"Lois, we gotta go."
Family Guy
"- That was wonderful. - Who said that?"
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, Lois. I'm starving. How about a sandwich?"
Family Guy
"- Glad to have you back, Peter. - Lois, less talky, more fetchy."
Family Guy
"I'm just gonna assume that's Chinese for "I love you"."
Family Guy
"ENGLISH SDH"
Family Guy
"OK."
Family Guy
"If we can endure the pain of childbirth, imagine what else we're capable of."
Family Guy
"- Jump! Trust us. We love you! - We'll catch you."
Family Guy
"Aaaaaagh! Aagh! Ow!"
Family Guy
"Oh, for God's sake."
Family Guy
"Oh, Mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint."
Family Guy
"I know where this is going, Lois, and I'm already semi there. Oh!"
Family Guy
"You bitch!"
Family Guy
"Lucky there's a family guy"
Family Guy
"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
Family Guy
"He's a family guy"
Family Guy
"It's so cold in here. I mean, look at my..."
Family Guy
"Yahoo!"
Family Guy
"Come on!"
Family Guy
"And, remember, nothing says "good job" like a firm, open-palm slap on the behind."
Family Guy
"Aagh! Aagh! Ooh! Aagh!"
Family Guy
"No, Cheeto."
Family Guy
"Lois."
Family Guy
"Look, I'm all for equality, but if you ask me feminism is about choice."
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"Ow! Aagh! Aagh! Aagh!"
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