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Clips from American Dad! - Tearjerker (S03E03)

"Oh, my God! I've got an idea!"
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"because I foresaw this very situation."
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"'Cause sometimes I like to sit down."
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"I love you, Stan Smith."
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"Yes. But more importantly, where's the real McConaughey..."
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"I know you're delicious."
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"I want more dizzy water!"
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"Good-bye, Professor. I'll weep for you."
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"he spent a week at an exclusive celebrity spa..."
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"When that gas comes in contact with a woman..."
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"And as if it wasn't enough that he was Jewish and mentally retarded-"
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"Please hold your questions..."
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"Where is the wine?"
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"Sexpun, get those celebrities up here right away."
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"Oh, no! Why? Why us?"
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"So we need to find something that the world wants to watch more than Oscar Gold."
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"- Do you get a good feeling from- - Are you a whore?"
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"'cause my roommate's mother is coming to take us out to dinner."
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"their " spa treatments. ""
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"I want to drive the truck! I want to drive the truck!"
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"Well, open it and press three."
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"Good evening, Tearjerker. Smith. Stan Smith."
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"Okay, there we go."
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"Now I bet you want to know what drove me to this."
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"Your milk shake, Mr. Depp."
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"To your marriage proposal."
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"And I'm only telling you this because I... think I'm falling for you."
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"Oh, my God! You really are a virgin."
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"Hey, handsome. Got a light?"
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"No!"
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"Vroom-vroom! Vroom! Vroom-vroom!"
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"- # Oh, yeah-## - Dang, no tunes!"
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"# Sad things known to man But ain't too much sadder than #"
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"- I'd like an invitation to your spa. - I only invite celebrities."
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"Skateboarding Grandma. Wait a second."
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"in the remote Teardrop Islands."
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"I once found a robin's nest..."
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"I want to play more, puppy!"
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"I'm so fat."
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"Tearjerker's very own cinematic masterpiece."
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"Because you will also be viewing the film..."
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"He just left."
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"Really? 'Cause on the plane you- Open up!"
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"You promised me you'd tell me if you became a robot!"
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"And fix my damn lair, you thieving bastard!"
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"So it's a B-plus right off the bat."
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"Tears, drop!"
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"Oh, yeah! U.S.A. To the rescue!"
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"We're not sure. What we do know is..."
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"Okay. Let's play Highest Number."
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"- Will you marry me? - Wha-"
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"My God, you're so sweet! L- I-"
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"Let us make nautical haste!"
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"With the robots making terrible films that no one would want to see..."
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"Yeah, the producers laughed too."
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"- Tearjerker, that's impossible! - Is it? Tell that to the critics' screening!"
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"Is there anything more terrifying than a hovering blimp?"
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"What? Right. Look, there's no way to stop the film."
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"If I die, I want to die Mrs. Stan Smith."
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"Oscar, no! Be quiet!"
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"And I love you, Sexpun Smith."
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"Look, I know where this is going, but I'm saving myself for marriage."
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"Wait! Who is that? Is that Adrien Brody and Halle Berry?"
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"You broke a pinky promise!"
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