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Clips from Family Guy - Love Thy Trophy (S02E02)

"And Joe, I've had new neighbors before, but none were half the man you are."
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"Since you're half a man already, that splits them..."
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"...into some kind of fraction I can't even measure."
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"My dad always says, "Measure twice, cut once.""
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"My daddy always said, "Cleveland Jr., quit jumping on the bed!""
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"Amazing. The whole neighborhood is working together."
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"I haven't brushed my teeth in three days, and no one has said a thing."
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"If I had a job, I could buy the bag myself."
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"I have squandered my munitions budget on that insipid Rugrats video!"
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"Mother teaches piano. I suppose I could as well."
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"All right, try it again, Richard."
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"And remember, the wrong keys are electrified."
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"No experience? No, thanks."
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"Oh, nuts. Young lady."
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"What's the little guy's name?"
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"What do you care?"
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"I can't send an unwed teenage mother out on the street without a job."
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"Stewie. My son's name is Stewie."
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"Are you kidding, Diane? I've got wood..."
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"...wins Quahog's coveted Golden Clam."
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"And here's our first float."
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"It looks like some wires got crossed on Clover Street."
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"Wonderful use of tree bark for the age spots though."
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"Oh, baby! Look at that!"
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"The float turned out great."
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"Our neighborhood hasn't been this united since Quagmire got us free cable."
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"We are not bad people."
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"We just don't want to pay $12 a month for Cinemax."
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"First place goes to Spooner Street."
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"Come on now! This is damn foolish!"
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"My theme, my trophy!"
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"My aunt Fanny! You said it yourself! I'm the boss!"
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"He said I, too, was the boss. And it's time Cleveland got his due."
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"Joe, my feet are starting to swell."
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"You two go home. I can stay here as long as it takes."
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"There's only one way to settle this."
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"Russian Roulette."
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"No. Wait a minute, this is crazy."
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"You first."
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"There's gotta be a way for you all to enjoy the trophy."
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"Wait a minute! I got it! No, lost it. There it is again!"
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"Perfect, Peter. Now we can all enjoy it."
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"Here's to togetherness!"
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"Car!"
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"Meg, order up!"
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"Here you go, hon. From Flappy himself."
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"Try them. You'll like them."
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"Yes, well, I rather doubt that."
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"Flappy, good news! I've decided not to kill you!"
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"What a precious little boy."
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"Your son? But you're just a baby yourself."
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"Henry, give the little skank a nice tip."
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"$20!"
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"Welcome to Flappy's."
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"Why don't you sit next to my baby..."
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"...whose deadbeat dad doesn't pay child support."
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"Peter, what is it?"
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"What's going on out here?"
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"Clear the way! I'm a cop!"
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"Oh, my God! I thought the safety was on. I'm so sorry."
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"That's okay, son. It's your right as an American citizen."
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"Perhaps someone could enlighten me as to the whereabouts of our Golden Clam?"
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"I never said the word "stole." Looks like someone has a guilty conscience."
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"Guilty conscience!"
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"I'm the only guy on this block who actually pays for his cable."
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"Pretty high and mighty for a man who left our nation's flag out in the rain..."
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"...last Fourth of July. That's against the law, Officer!"
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"He's sorting your recycling because he loves our Mother Earth."
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"If you weren't so busy trolling for booty all the time..."
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"...you could do it yourself, like the law says you should."
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"It's on now!"
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"Wait a second! What about Peter?"
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"He's the one who wanted the trophy all along!"
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"I couldn't have stolen it."
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"Last night I was stealing Joe's ladder so I could steal the trophy tonight."
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"What? It's a ladder. He can't use it. It's like taking a watch off a dead guy."
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"I don't trust them."
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"I saw them taking coupons out of our mailbox."
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"I don't like the look of her!"
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"I offer you a recipe."
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"Combine one small-town neighborhood with a dash of missing trophy..."
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"...and what you're left with is a gumbo fit only for a madman."
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"A gumbo served almost exclusively in The..."
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"Where are you going, Serling? Want some of this?"
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"I'm off to work."
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"Okay, honey."
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"One of our neighbors took that trophy, and I'll find out who."
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"- I'm taking Stewie with me again. - Fine, sweetie."
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"This whole thing just makes me sick!"
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"- We played Pictionary with them! - Bastards!"
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"Well, bye."
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"That was then and this is now!"
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"And this is a chair. That's a lamp. You have boobies. I'll find that trophy!"
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"To be honest, Peter, we were all a little surprised you invited us over."
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"We realized our friendship is a lot more important than some stupid trophy."
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"There's the tea. I'll get it, Lois. Two sugars, right, Bonnie?"
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"Not here either."
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"Nothing."
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"Oh, my God! We were robbed!"
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"Where's that picture of me in my two-piece?"
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"Should I call the cops?"
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"I'm guessing a cop had something to do with this."
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"Or a pilot. Or a deli owner."
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"Okay, you dirtbags!"
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"This means war!"
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"Excuse us. We're having a small problem with home security."
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"Do you have those round metal things that you bury in the ground..."
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"...and, when stepped on, they explode?"
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"- Land mines? - Land mines."
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"It was land mines."
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"- Quagmire. - Peter."
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"- Cleveland. - Joe."
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"Bonnie."
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"Loretta."
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"Come on, Peter."
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"Being a single mother is hard."
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"The real challenge is having a baby that's addicted to crack."
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"- Right, Stewie? - What's that? Yes. I love crack."
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"I'm absolutely coo-coo for crack!"
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"This is the first time he's eaten something other than dog food in three weeks."
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