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Clips from Family Guy - Love Thy Trophy (S02E02)

"That's better than sex!"
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"Cleveland and Quagmire are holding their positions..."
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"...but I haven't seen Joe all day."
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"Freeze! Dad?"
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"Thanks, Dad. Look out for your mother!"
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"Cleveland, these lobster traps aren't going to catch any intruders."
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"I baited them with these plump and tasty Fenway franks."
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"Daddy, we got one!"
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"Fat boy smelled a hot dog. Couldn't help it. Went right in."
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"- Hello. - Say, get the hell off..."
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"Hello, lips, legs, breasts, and ass."
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"Yes. I was hoping I could ask you about your neighbors, the Griffins."
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"No! It's not all right!"
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"The Griffins are not to be trusted."
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"And their carpet and drape scheme..."
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"Get that puree of loathsomeness away from me!"
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"I'm sorry. What was that?"
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"Sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Did you just tell me what I love?"
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"Write this down, you toad-faced frump. I love pancakes!"
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"Hi, little fella."
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"Probably out scoring more rock."
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"Sandy Balfour, Child Services. We're placing this baby in a foster home."
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"- What? - For God's sake, feed me!"
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"Let me guess. All out of Puppy Chow?"
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"What an awful home for a child!"
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"How dare you! This is a wonderful home!"
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"Quagmire, you rat bastard!"
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"Come near my fence again, and that'll be your head!"
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"Shut up!"
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"Honey, would you like some pancakes?"
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"Oh, yes! God, yes! Take me!"
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"Next up is Meg Griffin, sporting her stylishly cool, brand-new..."
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"She said we fed him dog food!"
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"Dog food?"
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"Is that a real Prada bag?"
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"How in the world did you make $1,100 as a waitress in one week?"
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"It's easy..."
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"...when you're the unwed teenage mother of a crack-addicted baby."
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"Wait a minute. Meg, when did you become a teenager?"
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"She's 16, Peter."
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"You knew about this?"
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"Welcome to your new home."
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"Baby Stewie, say hello to your new brothers and sisters."
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"Hola, Stewie."
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"Ni hao, Stewie."
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"Good God! I've been adopted by a Benetton ad!"
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"- I promise, it'll never happen again. - I hope not, Mrs. Stevens."
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"Because next time we won't just take him away, we'll kill him."
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"Let's see. Stanley, Starkweather, Stevens!"
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"Yes, Chris. This is where babies come from."
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"You told me I came out of your vagina!"
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"Next!"
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"Hi. Yeah, we're the Griffins."
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"Please, let me handle this. The name's Griffin."
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"We're the ones who fed dog food to our crack-addicted baby."
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"I never was any good at dealing with the authorities."
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"Don't worry. I know how to handle this."
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"Are you aware you were going 50 in..."
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"I'm gonna have to ask you to put your shirt down."
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"Crap. I get the one straight cop in Rhode Island."
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"Damn it! I want pancakes!"
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"Yo quiero pancakes!"
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"Donnez-moi pancakes! Click-click-bloody-click pancakes!"
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"Poor little guy."
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""Pancakes" must be street for "crack.""
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"Damn those parents of his."
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"Sarah, forgiveness."
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"Stewie, come complete our rainbow!"
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"I've got a better idea."
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"Let's go play "swallow the stuff under the sink.""
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"You lied to them!"
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"You told Child Services that we steal lawn mowers and cheat on our taxes..."
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"...and worship some guy named Stan."
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"No? Then whose fault is it?"
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"It's all of yours!"
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"You were all working together just fine, but then you won that stupid trophy."
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"Brian's right."
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"We were so obsessed with that trophy, we lost sight of what was really going on."
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"- Now we have a real problem to deal with. - That's right!"
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"Somebody tipped off the cable company about our free Cinemax."
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"Joe?"
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"And we have to get Stewie back!"
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"I remembered. We're here to help."
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"And we must get our baby back."
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"Right on! Let's do it!"
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"Let's go! We can do it!"
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"See kids? One day the world is going to be just like our home."
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"All races living together in harmony and love."
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"Pancakes!"
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"He must still be working the junk out of his system."
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"He needs hugs!"
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"We're from the One World, One People Book-of-the-Month Club."
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"Is there something missing in your life?"
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"Sarah, we have guests! And one of them is a homosexual!"
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"They're in place!"
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"God, it gets me hot when Joe lies to strangers."
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"When I get him home, I swear I'm gonna grease up..."
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"That's fine, Debbie. Go, Chris."
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"Here we go, Dad!"
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"Stewie, would you like to learn how to wrap a turban?"
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"Why don't you teach it to the Chinese girl?"
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"Or perhaps she can learn after her people invade your country."
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"Yee, would your people really do this?"
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"Try and stop them."
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"And try and stop Pablo's people from using drug money to buy arms..."
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"...from Li's countrymen, who in turn sells them to Ura's people..."
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"...so they can ethnically cleanse this nauseatingly diverse..."
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"...grab bag of genetic party favors you call a family."
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"Hosanna! It's the lesser of two evils."
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"Hey, kids. I'm Santa Claus."
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"Just practicing for Christmas."
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"But you're white."
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"Jack and Sarah told me Santa is Indian."
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"Don't be stupid! Santa is black!"
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"Santa can't be black. We do not fear him."
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"How can he be Asian?"
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"Santa doesn't drive his sled 20 miles under the speed limit with his blinker on!"
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"Go back to your rice paddy, Mulan!"
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"Come on, Stewie. We're out of here."
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"Careful, Peter."
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