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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Lice Things Are Lice (S06E06)

"And I don't even know how much to tip!"
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"Well, then that's what's gonna happen."
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"Mr. Frond, your hair and sweater match the mystery selfie."
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"I'm on top of trends. Oh, I..."
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"No. Please."
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"I-I have a date."
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"It's already not very close!"
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"Tina, you're hurting me."
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"and nobody will even notice."
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"I'm all up in my head!"
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"Yeah, I gotta take a break, too."
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"My kegels are givin' out."
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"We gotta keep going!"
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"Oh, trying to get the farts out of stools, huh?"
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"Yes. You have experience with this?"
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"Children laughed at me."
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"Before that, I was the cool mailman."
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"Mike's right! We can't do this alone."
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"When the Amish wanted to build a barn,"
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"did they do it themselves?"
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"and she got Harrison Ford to pitch in."
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"The Amish really know how to bathe."
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"Where? Where's free beer? Ohh..."
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"Yes! I'll make a sign!"
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"Farty party!"
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"We gotta get outta here."
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"Maybe someone's already dug a tunnel behind that cat poster."
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"Well, we'll dig one ourselves"
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"with these Popsicle sticks!"
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"Aw, man, people are gonna call me cue ball!"
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"I cried all the time!"
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"Ugh, and my dad just built me a scrunchie closet."
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"Maybe we send kids home,"
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"kick this can down the road a little bit?"
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"I'll be the school nurse that beat super lice."
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"And when I go to my nursing school reunion,"
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"I won't even need a name tag,"
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"though I'll probably wear it anyway"
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"I don't want to be weird about it!"
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"But... It's happening, Tina!"
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"I'm not gonna be the only freak around here with a shaved head."
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"I think the farts are going down!"
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"Marshmallow is here."
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"Okay, where to start?"
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"Ah! Ha!"
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"Now you're exposed!"
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"Eyebrows. That's commitment."
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"you look like someone who should be lying down."
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"Stop those louse-y kids!"
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"'Bout time!"
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"but Nurse Liz is kind of insane."
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"Which way do we go?"
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"We'll have a better chance if we split up."
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"Half go left, half go right!"
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"Go! Yeah..."
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"Wh... Oh. We're the only ones who chose right?"
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"Ow! You don't have to push me, I'm on your side!"
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"God! Go!"
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"Follow me! I know this school like the back of my hand!"
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"All right, let's go..."
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"Lice and easy."
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"Okay, well, I would just like to say"
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"that I am not escaping with you,"
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"Well, let's just run and not talk, okay?"
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"Fine, stopping now!"
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"The library? Ew. Ew."
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"We can make it out through that window."
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"and wait for him to get up."
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"Thank you. Thanks, everybody."
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"But I... I think we're ready."
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"I've always been a booth man myself."
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"They call me the booth fairy."
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"Oh, my."
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"Teddy, can you get in there?"
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"I'm checking it out right now, Bob."
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"It's real."
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"Oh, wow, it's a real one!"
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"Yeah, oh, now I'm getting it."
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"It's definitely her!"
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"All right!"
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"Ring."
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"Oh hello, a librarian emergency?"
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"Now's our chance!"
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"Lice alert."
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"We have re-quarantined most of the infected students."
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"Oh, no."
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"Louise Belcher and Tammy Larson remain at large."
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"If you have any contact with them, turn them in."
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"And then turn yourself in because you have lice."
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"Okay, let's go! Wait."
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"I know, I know."
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"But I have a gross feeling"
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"Which is also gross."
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"I hate helping."
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"where Nurse Liz is gonna shave kids' heads while we watch."
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"No, don't do that? Okay."
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"Hold it, Nurse Wacky!"
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"But she doesn't have lice..."
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"It's snowing!"
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"Dandruff's not contagious."
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"It's psychosomatic."
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"The power of suggestion."
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"Just say the word "lice" and everyone itches their heads."
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"the marked passage... how dandruff is often"
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"Like how my asthma was misdiagnosed"
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"as having a bad attitude."
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"Uh, I don't need to read it"
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"Darn it, Louise!"
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"Where were we?"
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"No, Nurse Liz, read the book!"
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"It's over, Tina. Read the book!"
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"Ugh!"
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"Uh... wh... I... I left them at home, okay?"
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"I got in the car and I thought it was gonna be that thing"
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"where I say "where are my glasses?""
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"and then it turns out they're on my head."
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"But they weren't!"
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"They're not, right? No."
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"And that's why you couldn't have"
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"All right, yes."
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