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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Lice Things Are Lice (S06E06)

"Maybe I saw what I wanted to see."
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"Is that such a crime?"
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"Again. I get it."
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"You had a zeal to heal."
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"But you forgot to keep it real."
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"Oh, can you sign this form so I get my nursing patch?"
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"That's not the right place."
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"Oh, you can't see."
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"That's my hand."
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"- I think it's my microphone. - No, Jocelyn, I'm not kidding."
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"Get off it! Ow! Ha-ha, got it!"
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"So gross. You're gross."
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"There you are, Louise."
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"There's still time to take your pop quiz."
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"And your heart rate is... six?"
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"by helping out the new school nurse today."
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"Here we go. What's in the box, Bob?"
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"But made 'em better. Right."
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"Tommy LaCroix thought it was an air freshener"
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"recognize the place."
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"Well, I'd be honored. Oh."
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"Hey, hats are fun."
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"Keep yours company. Come on, girl."
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"Nope."
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"Well, that explains everything."
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"Can you move down one, Bob?"
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"You stay put."
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"They live on your hair and chew your head and"
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"No, they aren't bad."
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"By 2:00. Oh, my God."
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"Have a great funeral!"
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"You can't leave, Louise."
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"and not even know it."
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"And I want a reward for being brave,"
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"Oh. Well, I might have leaned in for a selfie."
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"I have to match my picture!"
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"A date with someone besides my Aunt Gayle?"
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"Oh. Here we go!"
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"Crap! Treatment is postponed while I get these fixed."
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"Yeah. I had a vinyl seat"
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"But there's no time. How do we get the word out?"
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"Did someone say "free beer"?"
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"After a couple of beers,"
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"this stuff pretty much delivers itself."
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"No! I'm saving heads by shaving heads!"
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"if they have one for me, 'cause why not?"
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"Oops!"
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"about who's getting shaved and who's g..."
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"Come here, Louise."
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"Uh, Nurse Liz, you're on a roll!"
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"Move the table!"
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"Everybody run!"
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"Stop them! No way, man!"
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"you'll get book smell everywhere."
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"Mm, man, my cushion did some pushin'."
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"Uh, sorry."
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"Oh, are you the widow?"
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"Stop shoving!"
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"Was it the seat or was it her?"
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"Huh."
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"Sucks for them."
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"And I have an idea and I need you."
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"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow."
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"This microphone's heavy, I'm gonna put it down."
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"Right, kids? Right?"
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"Because you don't have your glasses."
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"the little marks on your nose."
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"We need to get this girl some ice!"
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"the most quizzical part of my illness."
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"because obviously, Tammy has dandruff and lice."
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"You gotta be kidding me."
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"Tina, I didn't become a school nurse"
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"I'm in the barn."
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"Don't know why you'd be scratching."
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"As a counselor, I've learned"
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"Very sad people will be here in an hour."
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"Oh, you've stopped me!"
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"It's just interesting to see her process."
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"We gotta go back. What?! No!"
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"Tammy is Patient Zero."
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"misdiagnosed as lice."
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"My leg! Oh!"
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"Well, until they're broken in."
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"It's just a bitter pill you have to swallow."
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"You can see just a little bit of hair and sweater."
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"Oh, and burning hats."
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"Hold him, Tina."
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"So... I'm picking up"
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"Yeah, this is where the dead end is."
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"Oh, God, don't open it..."
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"I'd rather have lice."
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"I was out the window!"
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"So, Tammy, what's next for you?"
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"- Just get off it right now! - Give it! Give it to me!"
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"But Mr. Ambrose can see the window from his desk."
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"No, I have the microphone."
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"Wh... whoa!"
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"All right, the funeral people will be here any second."
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"Sit... sit anywhere."
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"With Louise."
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"Yeah. You can have both."
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"And..."
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"some negative feedback"
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"Ah, I'm still a little worried about that third stool there."
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"Guys, we're in the nurse's office"
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"is we're here when someone really needs us."
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"Sit anywhere. Wherever you want."
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"A gentleman I've been seeing"
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"Nice, huh? Yeah."
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"Some of them are elderly"
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"What's up, universal nerd care."
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"Roger would have loved this place."
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"Well, the important thing"
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"Or maybe you love parents."
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"Yeah, I didn't notice it till she was bald and sweaty,"
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"For-for widows. Oh. Ow."
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"The booths are nice."
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"So anyway, I've got a real zeal to heal."
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"I smell it, but I don't hear it."
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"Ugh."
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