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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Lice Things Are Lice (S06E06)

"Oh, my God, is winking one of the symptoms?"
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"until I make a miraculous recovery after this nap."
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"Hello. I was in P.E. and we were gonna climb ropes"
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"and I began to feel a little gouty."
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"That's the last one."
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"Wow, I hardly"
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"Where am I?"
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"Go ahead, Teddy, try one out."
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"Yeah, be our stool sampler."
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"Teddy. Jeez!"
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"You really planted your flag in that thing."
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"Mm, sure."
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"Oh, no."
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"This one farts, too."
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"So does this one."
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"But not this one."
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"Oh, this one does, too."
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"Oh, no, no. They all do it."
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"It's a game changer."
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"Hi, Tammy. What's wrong?"
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"My nails are gross."
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"Can someone here file them?"
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"Oh, um, it will be when you do it."
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"I notice you're scratching your head."
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"Oh."
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"Well, I think I'm through"
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"Good day."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, Louise!"
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"- Zeke. - Now let's all switch shoes."
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"Like lice lice?"
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"No!"
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"I'm itchier than a pair of burlap pants."
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"This is public school. What?!"
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"I just hope my body is strong enough"
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"huge tables blocking doors."
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"Oh, you've never mentioned that."
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"to re-stuff my obesity puppet, Portion Control Joel?"
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"We have a serious lice outbreak at Wagstaff, Mr. Frond."
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"Okay, so we phone the parents and get the kids picked up."
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"It's a strain of lice"
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"it comes back even stronger."
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"Parents can't handle superlice."
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"Parents are stupid."
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"I d... I don't. Parents are terrible."
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"That's the plan."
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"That doesn't seem like a good plan..."
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"Listen to it again."
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"No, that was the stool."
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"I want them fixed."
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"Bobby, I installed them."
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"Let me talk to him."
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"Bob's handyman and best friend."
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"I know, I know. He can get a little hot."
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"Mediterranean blood, you know?"
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"We hire someone to play the trumpet real loud"
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"any time anyone sits down."
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"They'll never know."
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"That's so simple."
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"Why didn't I think of that?"
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""A year or two"?"
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"We-we can't be the farty stool restaurant."
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"That's not good for business."
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"Oh, we're gonna have to break them in ourselves."
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"Good idea, Bobby."
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"All butts on deck, come on!"
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"I'd like a little privacy."
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"Great idea, why don't you let me out and I'll comb the hallways."
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"No pun intended."
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"We have fun."
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"Open the door."
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"You open it. No, No."
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"You can't do that."
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"I know. Tammy, give me your phone."
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"You can give someone lice over the phone?"
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"No, selfies."
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"I'm filling in for Tammy, 'cause guys,"
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"I'm here with Nurse Liz."
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"So, what are superlice?"
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"- Well Jocelyn, they're parasites. - Ew."
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"- by sucking it out... - Shut up!"
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"Oh, my God! Stop talking!"
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"And then they poop on you, Jocelyn."
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"And lay millions of lice eggs."
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"Kids with lice are bad, right?"
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"But they are disgusting."
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"Michael Carlish, Licey."
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"Tracy Schwartz. Super licey."
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"So, you'd like to reserve the whole restaurant?"
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"Mm-hmm. For a post-funeral meal?"
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"recommended you highly."
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"Lin, take a break. Oh, sorry."
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"Uh, excuse us, we're just in the process of,"
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"and obviously grieving."
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"Teddy, stop. W-We'll be ready."
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"I mean, I'll, yes."
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"See you then."
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"Tammy's selfies sure liced a lot of kids."
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"Yep, these selfies went viral, literally."
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"And my lice are going over to Ollie's head."
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"Louise, I don't think you're supposed to move that table."
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"But it looks terrible here."
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"Let's try it by the trash can!"
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"But it's not a real pill."
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"I know, Tina!"
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"You're drunk with lack of power."
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"Like I'll never truly know how cute my butt is."
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"I've found a cure for superlice."
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"I'm just doing my job."
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"I get to go first."
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"Yeah, is it a pill or a shampoo I use at home"
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"I'm shaving heads!"
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"No! No!"
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"No! My hair and my ears?"
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"It's happening to us, too, Tammy!"
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"Well, not really, 'cause you're not blonde."
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"Um, Nurse Liz, this sounds like pretty aggressive treatment."
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"Anyone comes after me, they're gonna get"
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"an eyeful of cherry throat spray."
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"Do us! Do us! Do us! Do us!"
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"She wants to shave our heads."
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