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Clips from NewsRadio - The Secret of Management (S04E04)

"You think? Yes."
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"Okay. [ Clears Throat ]"
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"Uh, yes."
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"No. Let's mix it up a little bit. Come on. Come on."
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"[ Smacks ]"
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"Just-- Okay. Okay."
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"See, uh-- Oh, I know. I know. I know."
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"Did you know that, when enlarged,"
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"a prostate can swell up to the size of a grapefruit?"
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"Huh? That's big. No!"
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"Look, look. It wasn't all "prostates" this..."
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"and "Lisa's cute ass" that with Dave at first either."
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"- It wasn't? - No. Heck, no."
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"Dave was boss a full three weeks before I told him the Secret of Management."
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"Hello, Dave. Hey, Bill."
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"Oh, Cadbury's my new manservant."
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"You hired a butler? Well, I prefer to think of Cadbury..."
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"as a gentleman's gentleman."
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"Right, Cadbury? You are too kind, sir."
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"Your coffee, Mr. McNeal."
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"I trust you will alert me immediately if it is less than satisfactory."
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"Dave, when a person reaches a certain level of success in life,"
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"he finds he needs a loyal companion."
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"Take Batman, for example. He got very good at fighting crime,"
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"What was his name, Cadbury? Alfred, sir."
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"Very good. Cadbury's an Oxford man."
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"Well, maybe you're not, and neither was Batman,"
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"but plenty of people in 20th-century America have had manservants."
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"Mm-hmm. Name one. Well, there's Liberace."
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"Among those of a certain distinction and breeding,"
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"keeping a personal valet is de rigueur, sir."
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"Well, uh, fine."
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"Are you sure? Get you some coffee? Clean your desk? No. No."
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"Do a little dance for you? No. No dance."
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"- I don't know. A boogie dance. - Very good, sir."
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"Hey, thanks for taking me out to lunch, you guys."
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"Well, Dave said you were feeling a little down."
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"Dude, what exactly are you down about?"
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"I didn't even get a "welcome back" party or anything."
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"What about the cake we got you, the one that said, "Welcome back Matthew"?"
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"I mean, I-I-I could not be happier eating lunch with Joe and--"
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"So are you glad to be back? We're glad to have you back."
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"Yeah. You know what? I'm gonna go to the men's room right quick."
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"You know, he's not comin' back."
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"Yeah, but we have Dave's corporate card, so we might as well run up a nice bill."
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"Oh, did somebody say "Bill"?"
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"- We were talking about the check. - Right. Anyways,"
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"I'm just gonna finish up in the men's room."
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"Bill, we need to talk about the show."
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"The master is out, sir. Would you care to come later?"
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"Bill, we need to talk about the show."
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"Sir, if you'd like to leave a message for Mr. McNeal,"
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"- Bill! - Sir, if you don't leave the premises,"
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"- Uh, Dave. - It is my stapler. I have the receipt right here."
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"What? Dave? What happened to our little truce? What?"
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"- Ah. You want something from me? What do you want? - No. Nothing."
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"What is it? Come on. No, no, no, no, no."
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"You were? Really? Already? Yeah."
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"Yeah. Well, he made me wait two weeks, of course, but--"
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"Oh, yeah. That was quite-- was quite a surprise. Yeah. No kidding."
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"Hi, Mr. James. Hi."
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"- What kind of cookie you got there? - Cookie."
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"Oh. You discuss it with anyone else? Just Dave."
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"He tell you what it was? He tell anyone else? No. No."
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"You tell anyone else? Anyone else tell him? No. Tell him what?"
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"I forget. What were we talkin' about? The Secret of Management."
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"Are you gonna tell me, sir? Perhaps."
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"Perhaps she's ready. But I think maybe-- Yes."
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"- Are you okay? - You shall be told--"
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"But not here, not now. It's not safe, not secure."
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"and there, my child, you shall be told."
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"Wouldn't tell you, would he? No."
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"- I don't know. I've never been there. - Oh. Interesting."
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"[ Jimmy ] Lisa!"
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"- Well, I hope you're hungry. - You hope I'm what?"
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"What'd you say?"
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"I hate to waste 16 feet of table, but all right. Come on."
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"You got everything? Yeah."
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"So, you really designed this place all by yourself?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, sure did."
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"I wanted a place just like Xanadu, but without such a dorky name."
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"I like Dave better than I like you."
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"- Oh, no. - No, I have. I have and I'm sorry,"
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"but it's just the "Secret of Management" thing."
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"It's like a special bond we have between us."
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"I don't know any other way to say it,"
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"but it'll change your life."
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"♪ [ Orchestral ] secret ceremony..."
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"Guys, your stomachs are in for a serious party."
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"This is, like, my all-time favorite place."
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"Ahoy. Welcome to Petey the Pirate's Funtime Pizza Palace."
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"Petey the Pirate has prepared a pizza for you in his pirate pizza parlor."
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"Really?"
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"Just don't want them to know I know."
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"but I don't think she really knows what she's getting into with Jimmy."
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"Women troubles. Come and tell old Uncle Bill all about it."
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"back when my parents used to take me."
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"- Oh, when was that? - Last week. [ Laughs ] Just kidding."
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"My parents hate this place."
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"Perhaps Master Matthew would enjoy a good romp in the playroom."
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"I'm gonna give that a shot. Hey, wait up!"
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"And then, uh, during the Renaissance,"
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"the Secret of Management was rediscovered by the monks."
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"Mr. James, do you think we could just skip ahead..."
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"to the actual Secret of Management?"
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"The Secret of Management--"
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"- Are you sure you're ready for this? - I am so ready, sir."
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"Okay. All right. [ Clears Throat ]"
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"♪ [ Orchestral ]"
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"- Yeah, well, there's more. - Okay."
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"Okay. [ Clears Throat ]"
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""No shirt, no shoes, no service.""
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"And, "Don't do today..."
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"Did somebody say something? I can't hear anything under there."
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"Look, if we don't find the car keys, we'll never get home."
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"- So keep looking. - With pleasure, and I do mean pleasure."
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"How did you lose them in here anyway?"
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"Well, I was supervising Master Matthew, and it appears they fell out of my pocket."
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"Ahoy, mates."
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"Please check for lost items in Petey the Pirate's Lost and Found Treasure Department."
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