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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Operation: Broken Feather (S01E01)

the Diaz triangle?

"the Diaz triangle?"

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I will punch you.

"I will punch you."

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You're a funny little bird, Diaz.

"You're a funny little bird, Diaz."

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Any time mt. Diaz erupts,

"Any time mt. Diaz erupts,"

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everyone on the squad avoids her.

"everyone on the squad avoids her."

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Mt. Diaz. Humorous, yes.

"Mt. Diaz. Humorous, yes."

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Tell me, what room is just

"Tell me, what room is just"

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down the hall from her desk?

"down the hall from her desk?"

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bathroom breaks would be to a minimum.

"bathroom breaks would be to a minimum."

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to make sure I've got the details right in this file.

"to make sure I've got the details right in this file."

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Okay, all right, thank you, thank you. Ca-caw!

"Okay, all right, thank you, thank you. Ca-caw!"

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Got it.

"Got it."

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I'm so sick of these sucky computers.

"I'm so sick of these sucky computers."

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One more step and you're next.

"One more step and you're next."

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Oh, boy.

"Oh, boy."

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Have you seen anything unusual today?

"Have you seen anything unusual today?"

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What is this music?

"What is this music?"

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Leirkrakeegovnia.

"Leirkrakeegovnia."

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Do you like it? I weirdly do.

"Do you like it? I weirdly do."

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I was having a smoke, and I saw a bellboy

"I was having a smoke, and I saw a bellboy"

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take his jacket off and throw it in the dumpster,

"take his jacket off and throw it in the dumpster,"

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then go back inside.

"then go back inside."

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Well, that's unusual.

"Well, that's unusual."

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Yeah, that's why I'm telling you.

"Yeah, that's why I'm telling you."

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Great.

"Great."

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I can't believe you would ever

"I can't believe you would ever"

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consider leaving this job.

"consider leaving this job."

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This is real police work, and you love it.

"This is real police work, and you love it."

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Remember that time you had to shove your hand

"Remember that time you had to shove your hand"

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They steal cases. It's the lowest of the low.

"They steal cases. It's the lowest of the low."

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So if I transferred somewhere else,

"So if I transferred somewhere else,"

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Do whatever you want, you know, it's your life.

"Do whatever you want, you know, it's your life."

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Dust it for prints. And send a scan to Boyle.

"Dust it for prints. And send a scan to Boyle."

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He's surprisingly photogenic.

"He's surprisingly photogenic."

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A lot of criminals are, strangely.

"A lot of criminals are, strangely."

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He doesn't work here.

"He doesn't work here."

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Must have stolen the bellhop uniform.

"Must have stolen the bellhop uniform."

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An auction of Greek antiquities.

"An auction of Greek antiquities."

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Ah, I believe it's pronounced "antiques."

"Ah, I believe it's pronounced "antiques.""

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Have so. Wax museums don't count.

"Have so. Wax museums don't count."

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It's right there in the name.

"It's right there in the name."

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It's going really well, sir.

"It's going really well, sir."

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It's good, but we can do better.

"It's good, but we can do better."

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because of what he calls his...

"because of what he calls his..."

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So he goes to the lost and found,

"So he goes to the lost and found,"

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and he grabs something that's usually unflattering.

"and he grabs something that's usually unflattering."

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That's when Gina gets involved.

"That's when Gina gets involved."

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You look like you're starring in an Albanian remake

"You look like you're starring in an Albanian remake"

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when Boyle is wearing lost-and-found clothes.

"when Boyle is wearing lost-and-found clothes."

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Maybe we should just, uh, empty lost and found.

"Maybe we should just, uh, empty lost and found."

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Already done, sir.

"Already done, sir."

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Good lord. Where did he get that?

"Good lord. Where did he get that?"

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Oh, my God, we're doomed. Boyle looks like a lesbian.

"Oh, my God, we're doomed. Boyle looks like a lesbian."

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I had a backup plan.

"I had a backup plan."

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She's like a cockatiel, sir...

"She's like a cockatiel, sir..."

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Fascinated by her own reflection.

"Fascinated by her own reflection."

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We're tracking a thief that's stolen

"We're tracking a thief that's stolen"

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We think he's scouting auction winners,

"We think he's scouting auction winners,"

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We called for backup, but we need to move now.

"We called for backup, but we need to move now."

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What can I do to help?

"What can I do to help?"

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I need a better vantage point.

"I need a better vantage point."

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You don't exactly blend in.

"You don't exactly blend in."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Irwin, how would you like to have the honor

"Irwin, how would you like to have the honor"

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of being the first man to undress

"of being the first man to undress"

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in front of Amy Santiago? Okay.

"in front of Amy Santiago? Okay."

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to sell you all of these cool, old, Greek things.

"to sell you all of these cool, old, Greek things."

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It is this old "vase," "vahs" if you're nasty.

"It is this old "vase," "vahs" if you're nasty."

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And on the back, just a whole bunch of wheat.

"And on the back, just a whole bunch of wheat."

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I think we'll finish on time.

"I think we'll finish on time."

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Sir, are you familiar with the story of icarus?

"Sir, are you familiar with the story of icarus?"

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He didn't know when to quit.

"He didn't know when to quit."

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and his wax wings melted, and he died.

"and his wax wings melted, and he died."

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and I'm never coming down.

"and I'm never coming down."

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This is terrible... you don't know what you're doing.

"This is terrible... you don't know what you're doing."

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I collect antiquities. I'm a serious person.

"I collect antiquities. I'm a serious person."

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Oh, really? Who does Kevin James play in it?

"Oh, really? Who does Kevin James play in it?"

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But he's got a wife who never wears a bra.

"But he's got a wife who never wears a bra."

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Thanks for dressing up, by the way.

"Thanks for dressing up, by the way."

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I think you could use it for a variety of things.

"I think you could use it for a variety of things."

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wanna pay for me to stick my socks

"wanna pay for me to stick my socks"

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in this moron's mouth? I will.

"in this moron's mouth? I will."

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Uh, 1,200 bucks, sock in the mouth?

"Uh, 1,200 bucks, sock in the mouth?"

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Boom, okay, the idiot gets the sock in the mouth.

"Boom, okay, the idiot gets the sock in the mouth."

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I'd say 1,300 would be even better.

"I'd say 1,300 would be even better."

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Joe Theismann coming in strong.

"Joe Theismann coming in strong."

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I got 1,300. 25,000 from...

"I got 1,300. 25,000 from..."

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and a one and a two and a...

"and a one and a two and a..."

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1,300 bucks, Joe Theismann.

"1,300 bucks, Joe Theismann."

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Can I stick the sock in his mouth?

"Can I stick the sock in his mouth?"

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I'll pay extra.

"I'll pay extra."

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sold my item to the man

"sold my item to the man"

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in the gray shirt at table 18.

"in the gray shirt at table 18."

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Heading your way.

"Heading your way."

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My leg! My leg!

"My leg! My leg!"

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Oh, this was supposed to be a safe event.

"Oh, this was supposed to be a safe event."

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Except for the bone,

"Except for the bone,"

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What a day, huh?

"What a day, huh?"

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and solved an awesome case together.

"and solved an awesome case together."

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Drinks are on me.

"Drinks are on me."

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No.

"No."

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Don't do that.

"Don't do that."

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after organizing your emails

"after organizing your emails"

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and replacing toilet paper rolls.

"and replacing toilet paper rolls."

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This job would be a great opportunity for me.

"This job would be a great opportunity for me."

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Okay, whatever. You know what?

"Okay, whatever. You know what?"

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You're being a bad partner.

"You're being a bad partner."

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You're joining forces with the enemy.

"You're joining forces with the enemy."

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And from now on, I'm gonna call you "the cheetah."

"And from now on, I'm gonna call you "the cheetah.""

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Come on, jewel thief.

"Come on, jewel thief."

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What is going on today?

"What is going on today?"

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Says I waste time when I sit next to Hitchcock.

"Says I waste time when I sit next to Hitchcock."

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Hello, Peralta.

"Hello, Peralta."

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Ah, a human greeting, nicely done.

"Ah, a human greeting, nicely done."

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Updates on the case?

"Updates on the case?"

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We busted the guy for grand larceny.

"We busted the guy for grand larceny."

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a job interview at major crimes.

"a job interview at major crimes."

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Why didn't you try and talk her out of it?

"Why didn't you try and talk her out of it?"

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if you asked her to.

"if you asked her to."

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Which, by the way, is a great idea

"Which, by the way, is a great idea"

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