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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Operation: Broken Feather (S01E01)

I know, because I've frequently caught her

"I know, because I've frequently caught her"

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wearing my hat and looking into a mirror.

"wearing my hat and looking into a mirror."

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Dismissed.

"Dismissed."

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I support her decision.

"I support her decision."

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All right, let's move on

"All right, let's move on"

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to your unpaid parking tickets.

"to your unpaid parking tickets."

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Oh, my. Fire.

"Oh, my. Fire."

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Uh, hey! Fire!

"Uh, hey! Fire!"

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Oh, I-I got it, okay.

"Oh, I-I got it, okay."

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Here we go. Here we go, Boyle.

"Here we go. Here we go, Boyle."

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What happened, Scully?

"What happened, Scully?"

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I didn't know there was a toaster there.

"I didn't know there was a toaster there."

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Why is the toaster there?

"Why is the toaster there?"

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Uh-oh. Aah!

"Uh-oh. Aah!"

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My beautiful fringe!

"My beautiful fringe!"

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Boyle's on fire!

"Boyle's on fire!"

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Extinguisher's empty, morons.

"Extinguisher's empty, morons."

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Aah!

"Aah!"

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Back to the drawing board.

"Back to the drawing board."

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Boyle is still smoldering.

"Boyle is still smoldering."

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The Holt-Jeffords vortex.

"The Holt-Jeffords vortex."

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did less experimenting and more working.

"did less experimenting and more working."

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You melted my fringe.

"You melted my fringe."

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You think I have an anger problem?

"You think I have an anger problem?"

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Really? A tad, icarus?

"Really? A tad, icarus?"

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Fine, message received.

"Fine, message received."

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Great, that will be all. Thank you.

"Great, that will be all. Thank you."

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Okay, bye.

"Okay, bye."

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Before you go in there, there's something I have to say.

"Before you go in there, there's something I have to say."

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The truth is, our job isn't always great.

"The truth is, our job isn't always great."

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But it sucks a little less

"But it sucks a little less"

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when I get to do it with you.

"when I get to do it with you."

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You're a great Detective,

"You're a great Detective,"

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In fact, if it helps,

"In fact, if it helps,"

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Including the word, "recommendation,"

"Including the word, "recommendation,""

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which is just... I don't have to tell you about that.

"which is just... I don't have to tell you about that."

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And right now, I like where I am.

"And right now, I like where I am."

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Ah.

"Ah."

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and you were nice.

"and you were nice."

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This is my nightmare.

"This is my nightmare."

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I thought I saw your big, white ass lumbering around.

"I thought I saw your big, white ass lumbering around."

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And they're a shade of pink called "loser."

"And they're a shade of pink called "loser.""

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There's no reason we can't be friends.

"There's no reason we can't be friends."

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Run!

"Run!"

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And I'm wearing shorts, there is no fly.

"And I'm wearing shorts, there is no fly."

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That's not what your mom said.

"That's not what your mom said."

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You make no sense.

"You make no sense."

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And now I'm inside your head.

"And now I'm inside your head."

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Ah, ah, ah.

"Ah, ah, ah."

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Do you have a murder suspect to question?

"Do you have a murder suspect to question?"

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get tired of stealing our cases?

"get tired of stealing our cases?"

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We rehearsed this, you guys. This isn't a drill.

"We rehearsed this, you guys. This isn't a drill."

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Oh, Detective Pembroke.

"Oh, Detective Pembroke."

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This coat's made out of whale skin.

"This coat's made out of whale skin."

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God owed me a favor.

"God owed me a favor."

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I told you, I didn't know the guy.

"I told you, I didn't know the guy."

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You're lying. We have pictures of you two.

"You're lying. We have pictures of you two."

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Come on, we only have three minutes.

"Come on, we only have three minutes."

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wrap my shirt around your face.

"wrap my shirt around your face."

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I got it from here.

"I got it from here."

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Helpful hint to the scientists that programmed you,

"Helpful hint to the scientists that programmed you,"

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stolen over $100,000 in jewelry.

"stolen over $100,000 in jewelry."

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You're not very bright, are you, bill?

"You're not very bright, are you, bill?"

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lecturing him on how to make a sandwich.

"lecturing him on how to make a sandwich."

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I'd describe the work flow today

"I'd describe the work flow today"

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What is compstat?

"What is compstat?"

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I might get a promotion to major crimes.

"I might get a promotion to major crimes."

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They asked me to come in and interview for a job.

"They asked me to come in and interview for a job."

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I'm calling you the parrot from Aladdin.

"I'm calling you the parrot from Aladdin."

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And that's a Peralta guarantee.

"And that's a Peralta guarantee."

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Your last Peralta guarantee was that

"Your last Peralta guarantee was that"

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Peralta guarantee achieved.

"Peralta guarantee achieved."

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The bathroom.

"The bathroom."

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♪ Me teeme asju mis on ponev ♪

"♪ Me teeme asju mis on ponev ♪"

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from when a dog loses its virginity.

"from when a dog loses its virginity."

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Why do you even care if I leave?

"Why do you even care if I leave?"

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That whole division is the worst.

"That whole division is the worst."

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No, of course not.

"No, of course not."

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Ooh, receipt in the pocket.

"Ooh, receipt in the pocket."

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The thief's name is Benjamin disanto.

"The thief's name is Benjamin disanto."

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Mm. Hello, sexy, how are you?

"Mm. Hello, sexy, how are you?"

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Good afternoon, sir, I'm Detective Peralta.

"Good afternoon, sir, I'm Detective Peralta."

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Well, there's too many people in here.

"Well, there's too many people in here."

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It was made in the year... five

"It was made in the year... five"

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and depicts the classic Greek fable:

"and depicts the classic Greek fable:"

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He flew too close to the sun,

"He flew too close to the sun,"

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A man uses statistics and logic

"A man uses statistics and logic"

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I'm writing a movie right now about the Russian revolution.

"I'm writing a movie right now about the Russian revolution."

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Boom, sold to Joey Theismann!

"Boom, sold to Joey Theismann!"

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You broke my other leg. Uh...

"You broke my other leg. Uh..."

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Met Adam Sandler, broke Joe Theismann's leg,

"Met Adam Sandler, broke Joe Theismann's leg,"

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Jake, I'm still doing the interview.

"Jake, I'm still doing the interview."

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We still have to process the perp.

"We still have to process the perp."

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And to celebrate, Santiago is taking

"And to celebrate, Santiago is taking"

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She would literally shave her head

"She would literally shave her head"

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for a prank, if you're looking to prank her.

"for a prank, if you're looking to prank her."

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I got it.

"I got it."

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I hear you're trying to make the precinct more efficient.

"I hear you're trying to make the precinct more efficient."

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All right, I pushed it a little bit on that one.

"All right, I pushed it a little bit on that one."

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Ah, Santiago.

"Ah, Santiago."

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I should've been more supportive.

"I should've been more supportive."

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I already turned down the job.

"I already turned down the job."

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I put on a song that I think

"I put on a song that I think"

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Major crimes division just called.

"Major crimes division just called."

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NYPD. Stop!

"NYPD. Stop!"

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It's like you're not even trying to confess!

"It's like you're not even trying to confess!"

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Totally. It doesn't bother me.

"Totally. It doesn't bother me."

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Fun fact, she made me cry a lot.

"Fun fact, she made me cry a lot."

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Name's bill voss, just got this thing in the mail,

"Name's bill voss, just got this thing in the mail,"

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Oh, it's just a lousy desk job?

"Oh, it's just a lousy desk job?"

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It's my birthday. I hate birthdays.

"It's my birthday. I hate birthdays."

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Gina is completely useless

"Gina is completely useless"

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If we stay on this pace,

"If we stay on this pace,"

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Did football legend Joe Theismann

"Did football legend Joe Theismann"

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NYPD. You're under arrest.

"NYPD. You're under arrest."

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♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪

"♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪"

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And then Boyle spent 30 minutes

"And then Boyle spent 30 minutes"

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The Vladimir putin collection?

"The Vladimir putin collection?"

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Are you familiar with the story of moneyball?

"Are you familiar with the story of moneyball?"

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Seriously?

"Seriously?"

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