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Clips from Bob's Burgers - My Fuzzy Valentine (S03E03)

"And who's ready to fall in love?"
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"So, Teddy, this is Gina."
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"You two are now in pre-love."
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"We are? Well, you got 60 seconds"
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"to figure it out."
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"Uh, I'm Teddy,"
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"like Linda said earlier."
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"Um, what do we talk about?"
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"Uh, I don't know. What do we talk about?"
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"Great, mail jokes."
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"That's perfect, right? For your mom?"
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"School? Let's not get ahead of ourselves."
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"Dad, you need to wow her."
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"This is not gonna wow her."
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"Very funny. Stop goofing."
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"I don't know, I planned stuff."
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"It was our first Valentine's Day together."
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"to watch the sunset, and then my car died."
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"Tell me exactly what was wrong with the car-- was it a gasket?"
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"Was it the carburetor?"
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"While the car was getting fixed,"
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"we went to a bar across the street."
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"It wasn't the beach at sunset,"
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"And she kissed me and"
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"that's, uh, that's when I knew we were in love."
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"Yeah, she'd totally marry you if you did that."
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"Hmm, I do think I remember where it is."
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"The most noble mission there is--"
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"a love mission."
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"It's a missionary position mission."
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"Yeah, she'd really like that."
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"All right, I'll drop you off at school"
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"and then I'll go to the dive bar."
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"School is way out of the way."
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"it's raining-- what a clusterjam."
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"We should go with you, Dad."
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"To the dive bar!"
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"you're gonna hurt her."
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"What? I don't mind it rough."
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"Very good, Mort."
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"You are as limp as can be."
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"Limp and clammy, my signature hold."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Someone just robbed a jewelry store on Front Street."
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"He fled on foot in this direction"
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"so we're going door-to-door."
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"five-ten to six-feet tall with an athletic build."
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"Eh, none of you guys fit that description."
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"Wow, that's harsh. Hey. A few years ago."
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"after my divorce went through. Oh."
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"Well, keep looking!"
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"and then we lost him."
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"Talking to me, Bosco? No!"
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"Maybe don't leave your thumb on the button?"
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"Eh, what's going on in here? Speed dating."
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"Ladies, I think we've got a new contestant."
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"No, no, if I wanted to feel like"
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"Ladies and cops eat free."
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"All right, you got five minutes."
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"Okay, couple up, clank-clank!"
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"Do you know who he sold it to?"
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"I know where it is."
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"Hugo! Bob."
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"Bob. Ron."
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"Hugo. Yes, what?"
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"that used to be here is?"
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"I do. In fact, later today I'm inspecting"
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"the establishment where it's currently testometering."
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"That's great. I think you should invest in new soap"
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"for your bathroom before you purchase vintage amusements."
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"You think soap's the problem with our bathroom?"
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"But it's not for the restaurant."
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"a romantic Valentine's gift."
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"Maybe I don't want to hear it, Ron. All right."
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"There are 97 bars and restaurants"
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"in my expansive jurisdiction."
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"Good luck finding it, Bob."
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"Back to the mall, I guess."
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"Don't take this lying down, Dad."
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"He said he's inspecting the place today."
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"So, okay, so what day is it?"
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"So you have to follow him."
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"You're right. He'll lead us right to the love testometer."
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"But let's get a hot chocolate"
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"You're too close!"
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"You're gonna lead us right to the testometer."
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"And... we lost him."
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"I can still see him."
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"Look, he's turning."
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"We're losing him. Drive! It's safe! It's safe!"
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"Oh, sorry."
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"I'm... I'm in the FBI."
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"Everyone say your favorite food."
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"Go."
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"Soy sauce. Wax lips?"
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"Favorite love-making position. Go!"
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"The Fried Green Tomato."
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"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. The Sticky Wicket."
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"isn't gonna work."
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"Sure it is. If you like the same food"
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"or sex angles, you're compatible."
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"I'd make everyone say the worst thing about themselves,"
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"If the other person can stomach you for another second,"
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"then maybe you have a chance together, maybe."
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"What? That is the least romantic..."
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"I want to do it. Let's do it. I'm game."
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"No. I'll go first."
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"Hi there. I'm part of a secret society."
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"Sometimes I just put the mail down the storm drain."
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"I knew it. I knew it. Yeah, there you go."
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"I called in a bomb threat once"
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"for a year and hit his wife with my car."
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"No, stop it."
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"isn't what Valentine's Day is about."
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"And if you women can handle my baggage,"
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"'cause it's gonna be a real bumpy ride."
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"No."
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"Hey, do you have a coin-operated machine"
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"in there that predicts love?"
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"Can't I just take out the trash"
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