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Clips from Bob's Burgers - My Fuzzy Valentine (S03E03)

"one time without getting hit on by some perv?"
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"He may be a perv, but that's my dad."
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"to the next place if we found out where he's going."
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"But the window's open a crack."
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"Maybe we can find a hanger or..."
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"Hangers are for Sunday school clothes."
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"We're not smashing the window."
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"It'll look like the rain did it."
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"Do it. Get that clipboard."
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"Uh, thanks."
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"Hugo would have blamed me for that."
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"get some ice cream from this truck here."
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"Hey, thanks, Ron."
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"You know, we'll check those places out."
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"You're a great guy."
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"I look up to you, man. Oh."
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"Okay, let's go, kids. Thanks again, Ron."
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"♪ Falafel ♪"
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"♪ Pizza ♪"
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"Kids, uh, stay outside."
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"Excuse me, sir, do you have"
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"something called the love testometer?"
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"That goes in the buttbank."
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"Yah!"
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"Yah! Hyah!"
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"It better be here."
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"No! Make it an eight and eight."
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"Make mine a double, would you?"
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"No, wait. Um, yeah, just water."
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"and you're my last hope."
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"Everybody loves these tiny umbrellas."
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"No, no, no. I'm actually looking"
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"for Dr. Love's Love Testometer."
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"You want to buy my love testometer?"
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"Hello, Bob."
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"Lookie what I just boughtie."
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"Odd bumping into you here, Bob."
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"Oh, wait. No, it's not."
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"I knew you were coming, thanks to"
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"Mr. Opens-the-van-for-anyone over here."
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"Hugo noticed the missing carbon copy from the clipboard."
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"Come on, Dad,"
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"you need to get that testometer for Mom."
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"How much did he pay for that?"
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"A hundred bucks for that junk. All right."
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"Hugo, please sell me the love testometer."
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"Uh, no. Hugo, this isn't about me and you."
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"Listen, Hugo, please sell it to me."
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"Linda deserves it."
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"But you only paid $100."
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"Of course he wants it."
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"All right, fine."
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"Another thing about me, I'm hooked on pills."
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"The bad kind that make you feel good."
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"I like to play with a yo-yo, so something comes back to me."
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"People, enough with the confessions."
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"Yeah, there you go."
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"Stop, Mort, keep that carpet on."
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"You're infecting everyone with your poison."
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"Don't you have a jewelry store thief to catch or something?"
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"And one of these; it's called a gun."
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"Yeah, well, what you don't have"
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"Yup. This is the best present ever,"
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"Your Mom and I even carved our initials on the side. See?"
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"No, who's the other "BB"?"
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"Uh, what other..."
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"Oh, how could I have forgotten that Valentine's Day was"
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"with Barbara Bunkley?"
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"Will someone please tell me who Barbara Bunkley is?!"
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"And she's beautiful and sporty."
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"She was my girlfriend"
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"The date I'm remembering wasn't with your mom."
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"What a moron!"
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"So this love mission was a sham?"
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"Hugo, I don't want it anymore."
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"Take this stupid thing back."
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"Oh, no, Bob, no refunds."
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"Okay, okay, there we go."
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"Yeah, yeah, work those nubs."
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"Ooh, that's it, right there."
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"Another hard truth about me..."
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"Oh, you stupid..."
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"I pepper-sprayed my barber,"
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"Here it goes."
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"I dress up as Santa every night."
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"It's the only way I can go to sleep."
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"Uh... What, Miss ten-year yeast infection."
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"Technically he's my fiancé."
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"I also ran over Vinny Testaverde's wife."
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"Oh, that's it!"
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"Everyone needs to stop listening to this cruddy duddy right now!"
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"Kank-kank-kank."
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"Too bad, Linda, you just"
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"don't know anything about dating."
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"Then why is everyone listening to me? They're not."
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"They are. Oh, yeah, well, without this..."
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"Yeppity-do, da-da-da. Sha-ba-da-ba-bum."
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"Uh, Lin, I don't think you can take a police officer's gun."
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"No, I mean, by law."
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"Do you have any idea what you've just done?"
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"Oof, oof, tight."
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"Too tight."
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"What? Whoa-ho-ho, I thought Dad blew it."
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"Yeah, well, Mommy blew it real bad here today."
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"is taking an officer's sidearm is a felony."
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"I just wanted to get control of speed dating."
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"That does not seem like a thing you would need a gun for."
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"Where have you been, Bobby?"
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"All day? You kids weren't at school?"
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"Dad sprung us."
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"I wanted to do something special for you today."
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"We... we went all over town trying to find this thing"
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"from our first Valentine's Day together."
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"And Pickles. Pickles?"
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"I remembered it wrong."
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"to hunt down some expensive thing you remembered"
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"from a date we didn't even go on?"
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"Yes."
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"That... is..."
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"Aw. Aw."
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