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Clips from Family Guy - Lois Comes Out of Her Shell (S11E11)

"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry. My hormones are just crazy right now!"
Family Guy
"I like you."
Family Guy
"Me neither."
Family Guy
"Wow! This is incredible!"
Family Guy
"Happy birthday, Lois!"
Family Guy
"the young filly you were when I met you,"
Family Guy
"I don't blame her."
Family Guy
"Hey, tweeps!"
Family Guy
"JK, I don't follow you, you're lame."
Family Guy
"MEG: Oh, my God, Mom!"
Family Guy
"No, that's great actually, because now"
Family Guy
"What's going on?"
Family Guy
""Take me out of this disgusting French hospital"
Family Guy
"(screams)"
Family Guy
"People are gonna miss me when I'm..."
Family Guy
"(both giggling)"
Family Guy
"♪ Hosing and scrubbing as best they can ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ I got a feeling I'm not the only one ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ All I want to do is have some fun ♪"
Family Guy
"(sniffs)"
Family Guy
"(panting)"
Family Guy
"(toilet flushes)"
Family Guy
"(chirping)"
Family Guy
"(sighs) You think they sell Anacin at the bar?"
Family Guy
"within that remark?"
Family Guy
"We're hitting another insane party across town."
Family Guy
"Same thing happened with that blog I started on 9/11."
Family Guy
"but I'm going to that party."
Family Guy
"It's no wonder she's trying to prove she's young and vibrant."
Family Guy
"Look! That's Mom!"
Family Guy
"Who's Quentin Vashay?"
Family Guy
"What's going on?"
Family Guy
"Rupert, the man from the newspaper"
Family Guy
"(crowd cheering)"
Family Guy
"I could just bite him and eat him up."
Family Guy
"(women screaming)"
Family Guy
"Okay, just get your pants off, hon."
Family Guy
"What, you think you're not gonna get old, you little bastard?!"
Family Guy
"Otherwise, you wouldn't have called me an old plow horse."
Family Guy
"But you got to admit, I'm not what I used to be."
Family Guy
"(roars)"
Family Guy
"But I don't want to be with a kid anymore."
Family Guy
"(crowd cheering)"
Family Guy
"(air hissing)"
Family Guy
"Damn it!"
Family Guy
"(video game sound effects)"
Family Guy
"Sorry I got so flipped out about my age."
Family Guy
"Peter, I'm 43."
Family Guy
"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Laugh and cry"
Family Guy
"All right, I'm going to the store."
Family Guy
"Anybody need anything?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, can you get me a chess set and a backwards hat?"
Family Guy
"I got some inner-city school kids"
Family Guy
"I gotta inspire tomorrow."
Family Guy
"Okay, Darius, point to the king."
Family Guy
"That's right. It's you."
Family Guy
"Hey, Lois. Doesn't, uh, somebody have"
Family Guy
"a birthday coming up this week?"
Family Guy
"Oh, it's nice of you to remember, Brian,"
Family Guy
"but, frankly, I'd rather let this one slip by."
Family Guy
"I don't need to be reminded how old I'm gettin'."
Family Guy
"You know, it's funny."
Family Guy
"You keep so busy with your kids,"
Family Guy
"time just seems to slip away,"
Family Guy
"and then you turn around one day and..."
Family Guy
"Okay, bye. Stop making noise."
Family Guy
"(sighs)"
Family Guy
"You know, Peter, I know Lois is downplaying it,"
Family Guy
"but I think she might actually appreciate it"
Family Guy
"if we threw her a party."
Family Guy
"Maybe even a surprise party."
Family Guy
"That's a great idea, Brian!"
Family Guy
"Yeah, I love parties."
Family Guy
"I mean, I had a great time at my baby shower."
Family Guy
"Well, after opening all these gifts,"
Family Guy
"I could use a little wine right now myself."
Family Guy
"(chuckles) Glug, glug, glug, glug."
Family Guy
"Can you imagine?! (laughs)"
Family Guy
"(sobbing)"
Family Guy
"(both laughing)"
Family Guy
"Stewie, you want a Mommy rocket ride?"
Family Guy
"What? What do you mean?"
Family Guy
"Here we go! Get ready for blastoff!"
Family Guy
"(bone cracks)"
Family Guy
"(gasps)"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, Stewie, are you all right?"
Family Guy
"Nice throw, Casey Anthony."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, I hope the guys at Sears portrait studio"
Family Guy
"will be able to retouch this."
Family Guy
"What am I saying?"
Family Guy
"Of course they will. They're Sears."
Family Guy
"What the deuce?"
Family Guy
"Well, hello there."
Family Guy
"I say, you're a cute little fellow."
Family Guy
"Tell me something: What do you think about Rose McGowan?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, she makes my turtlehead go in, too."
Family Guy
"How about Michelle Rodriguez?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, me too, kinda, right?"
Family Guy
"You know, she's got like a cute tomboy thing"
Family Guy
"where you feel like you could play softball with her,"
Family Guy
"and then later on, give her the old sau-seege."
Family Guy
"I can tell we're going to be good friends."
Family Guy
"We've got that unspoken bond that all bald guys have."
Family Guy
"I thought he'd never leave."
Family Guy
"(slurping)"
Family Guy
"(both sigh)"
Family Guy
"Yeah."
Family Guy
"Aw, did you guys just do the thing?"
Family Guy
"Okay, we'll see you soon. Bye. All right, you guys,"
Family Guy
"that was Lois. She's gonna be here in ten minutes."
Family Guy
"Dad, how did you get Mom out of the house so we could decorate?"
Family Guy
"Well, Chris, I constructed"
Family Guy
"a very elaborate fake grocery store."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"Are these pickles really only 39 cents?!"
Family Guy
"That's right, ma'am."
Family Guy
"(wind whistling)"
Family Guy
"What the hell's going on here?"
Family Guy
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