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Clips from Family Guy - The Giggity Wife (S11E11)

"the smartest school in the country, and they have..."
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"Peter, breakfast for dinner is anarchy."
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"It's fun, Lois! It's whimsical!"
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"It's ridiculous!"
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"Pancakes are not a nighttime food."
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"You're ridiculous!"
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"Boy, breakfast for dinner is"
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"a real hot-button issue for you guys, huh?"
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"She's also mad 'cause I shook Stewie"
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"and now he's walking weird."
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"with Scott Baio? No."
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"(sighs) Then I just totally failed"
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"So this is a Harvard bar, huh?"
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"Seems pretty normal."
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"Hey, check it out,"
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"Let's get a drink. I thought of it first."
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"Hey, you guys noticed how many Asians"
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"I don't know. Guess that's just the way God made 'em."
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"Gentlemen, I give you..."
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"the Asian."
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"Compact, hairless and fiercely intelligent."
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"The penises, while tiny, are extremely efficient."
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"We're projecting ten billion within five years."
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"Also, there'll be different varieties"
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"that will all hate each other for some reason."
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"Do they eat just, like, regular food?"
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"(chuckling): No, no, no, the opposite."
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"All right, this is more like it."
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"Way better than that lame-ass college joint."
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"Yeah, finally a terrible Boston bar"
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"with a giant low-def TV."
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"Let's go, Celtics!"
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"I think that's The Dr. Oz Show."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"This is the last scene of Independence Day."
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"Hey, look, even the bartender's low-def."
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"Hey, what can I get you fellas?"
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"Hey, what do you say we get some shots?"
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"Yeah! Let's get wasted!"
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"Yeah! Let's get wicked bombed!"
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"Well, now, hold on, hold on."
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"What's your name, friend? Peter."
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"Hey, sometimes when daddies drive home drunk,"
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"they come from far away places,"
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"but it's okay because they didn't get arrested"
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"and they're still kind of drunk"
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"so they-they think it's okay."
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"You should know that Mom has emotionally let you go."
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"It won't be long before she takes a lover."
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"Ah, my head!"
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"She already has two cell phones."
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"Aw, man, what happened last night?"
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"WOMAN (gruff voice): I can tell you what happened."
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"What the...? Who the hell are you?"
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"Who the hell do you think I am, sweetie?"
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"Oh, no. You mean...?"
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"As of last night, we're man and wife."
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"By the way, I need you to call my pimp"
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"and tell him I quit."
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"Oh, my God, I..."
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"I married a hooker?"
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"Married?"
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"All right, bachelor party!"
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"Come on! Back to Boston!"
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"Aw, aw, damn it."
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"I guess we're not going."
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"It's Charmese. Perfect."
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"Listen, Charmese, I was obviously very, very drunk."
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"Now, we got to fix this right away."
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"This is just what I've always wanted:"
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"to settle down, find a husband"
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"and live the married life."
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"And now I got that."
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"Your new wife is a human toilet."
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"How do I... how do I even know we're really married?"
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"It's legit."
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"And it looks like I signed one of the witness lines"
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"and Peter partially signed the other."
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"(chuckles)"
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"Joe, look."
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"I've learned the difference between true love"
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"and doing the entire bowling team of a pizza restaurant"
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"on a box spring by a brook."
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"This is true love."
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"Hey, what's our last name again?"
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"You know, Quagmire, I was thinking last night,"
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"I might remember Charmese from a stag party in 1991."
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"Ask her if she remembers getting hit in the forehead"
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"with a meatball sandwich."
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"You guys, I can't stay married to her."
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"This whole thing is a complete disaster!"
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"and file for divorce."
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"This thing ends now."
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"Hang on, Quagmire."
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"Quahog has some extremely draconian laws governing divorce"
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"that all heavily favor the woman."
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"What? What do you mean?"
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"Well, to be honest,"
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"if you divorce her,"
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"she'll probably get everything you have."
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"What? No, that's impossible!"
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"depressing divorced guy apartment!"
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"The oven, of course, is just decorative."
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"Seems okay."
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"Do you have any other units available?"
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"This is our only one."
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"MAN (screaming): I hope you're happy, Marsha!"
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"(thud) We might have something upstairs."
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"Sorry, Quagmire,"
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"but the only way around the law"
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"Consent?"
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"But Charmese will never agree to that."
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"You heard her, the crazy skank wants to be a wife."
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"She's found herself a husband"
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"I bet she's what happens"
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"if you put a Hooters girl in the microwave on "high.""
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"Well, the only other choice"
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"(sighs) Well, I obviously can't do that."
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"I guess I'm just gonna have to suck it up..."
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"...and at least try to make things work with Charmese."
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