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Clips from Family Guy - The Giggity Wife (S11E11)

"And who knows?"
Family Guy
"Maybe it... maybe it won't be that bad."
Family Guy
"After all, I liked her enough to marry her last night."
Family Guy
"There you go, that's the spirit, buddy."
Family Guy
"There's a little bit of good in everyone."
Family Guy
"Except that president guy from The Hunger Games."
Family Guy
"He was pretty bad."
Family Guy
"This year, in addition to the Hunger Games,"
Family Guy
"we're going to do the Special Hunger Games."
Family Guy
"I love you, Andy!"
Family Guy
"Come on, guys, fight."
Family Guy
"So, Doc, I figured if Charmese and I"
Family Guy
"are gonna live as man and wife,"
Family Guy
"Of course. Charmese, when's the last time"
Family Guy
"you had a pelvic exam?"
Family Guy
"When was the Missouri Compromise?"
Family Guy
"Uh, I think 1821."
Family Guy
"All right, I'm going in."
Family Guy
"If I tug on the rope twice, that means pull me out."
Family Guy
"HARTMAN: God, who are the pigs"
Family Guy
"who just throw their empty beer cans down here?"
Family Guy
"You know, I really love your clothes..."
Family Guy
"on strung-out teenage corpses."
Family Guy
"That's so lovely."
Family Guy
"But I was thinking, maybe this afternoon"
Family Guy
"you'd like to borrow my credit card"
Family Guy
"and buy yourself a new wardrobe."
Family Guy
"You know, something a little more conservative."
Family Guy
"No one's ever cared about me like that before."
Family Guy
"Thank you."
Family Guy
"♪ I bet her mama never told her why ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ She's been living in her white bread world ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ As long as anyone with hot blood can... ♪"
Family Guy
"I would like to pawn all these clothes"
Family Guy
"for crack money."
Family Guy
"Gosh, thanks so much for having us over, you guys."
Family Guy
"Of course, Glenn."
Family Guy
"Welcome to our home, Charmese."
Family Guy
"Sit anywhere you like."
Family Guy
"That chair with the garbage bag taped over it looks pretty good."
Family Guy
"Meg, you look pretty next to her."
Family Guy
"So, Charmese,"
Family Guy
"I was thinking of writing an article"
Family Guy
"Do you charge black guys more or less?"
Family Guy
"Hmm, that's a hard question to answer."
Family Guy
"Most of them get a group rate."
Family Guy
"Come on, now, let's not talk about work."
Family Guy
"It's a dinner party."
Family Guy
"Are you and Glenn thinking about children?"
Family Guy
"Unfortunately, I can't have children."
Family Guy
"No, I got knifed in the vagina one Christmas."
Family Guy
"Ah, the holidays are always stressful."
Family Guy
"I have $3.74."
Family Guy
"(hawks, spits)"
Family Guy
"I love you."
Family Guy
"They're supposedly putting an ice cream place"
Family Guy
"where the shoe store was."
Family Guy
"Excuse me, Lois, where's your bathroom?"
Family Guy
"I got to check on a whistling sound."
Family Guy
"Upstairs, to the left."
Family Guy
"Um, I'm obsessed with Charmese."
Family Guy
"Hey."
Family Guy
"What? You mean, like sex?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, and we should go now."
Family Guy
"I don't really think I'm in the mood."
Family Guy
"What? You're never in the mood."
Family Guy
"We've been married two weeks,"
Family Guy
"and we haven't done it since that first night."
Family Guy
"I haven't gone two weeks without sex"
Family Guy
"since I was in a coma for six weeks."
Family Guy
"Yeah, sorry, Charmese, I'm-I'm just not feeling it."
Family Guy
"Geez, what the hell's your problem?"
Family Guy
"What are... what are you, gay or something?"
Family Guy
"Excuse me? You heard me."
Family Guy
"Are you some kind of 'mo?"
Family Guy
"Oh, God, please tell me I'm not married to some Nancy boy."
Family Guy
"Are you kidding? Course it would."
Family Guy
"My dream is to live the married life and settle down."
Family Guy
"I can't be doing that with no gay."
Family Guy
"I see."
Family Guy
"Well, Charmese, I have something to tell you,"
Family Guy
"and this isn't easy."
Family Guy
"But I'm gay."
Family Guy
"You can't be."
Family Guy
"I was gonna be your perfect little wife."
Family Guy
"I was gonna make you breakfast maybe once a week,"
Family Guy
"and give you stuff to do"
Family Guy
"right when you walk through the door after work."
Family Guy
"And I would've loved that, Charmese,"
Family Guy
"if I just weren't so super duper double gay."
Family Guy
"(sobbing): Oh, this is awful."
Family Guy
"Aw, don't cry, Charmese."
Family Guy
"You'll find the right guy."
Family Guy
"There's someone for everyone."
Family Guy
"Hey, Ma, we got any pictures of me when I was a kid?"
Family Guy
"Maybe something in a tub?"
Family Guy
"I'm really sorry it didn't work out, Glenn."
Family Guy
"Me, too, Charmese."
Family Guy
"to that Rite Aid where you brush your teeth."
Family Guy
"Hey, buddy, what happened? She gone?"
Family Guy
"Yep, I'm off the hook, Peter."
Family Guy
"I told Charmese I was gay,"
Family Guy
"and now she's gonna consent to a no-fault divorce."
Family Guy
"That's brilliant, Quagmire."
Family Guy
"It's the exact opposite of what Hugh Jackman does."
Family Guy
"Pretend you're gay to get out of marriage."
Family Guy
"(sighs) Thank God."
Family Guy
"I really dodged a bullet there."
Family Guy
"I don't know what the hell I was thinking."
Family Guy
"Eh, everybody makes mistakes."
Family Guy
"Even doctors."
Family Guy
"(prolonged beep)"
Family Guy
"I forgot to say "clear.""
Family Guy
"(sighs) Finally, back to my old life."
Family Guy
"Man, I haven't done this in two weeks."
Family Guy
"Sorry, I forgot my prescription mouthwash."
Family Guy
"What are you watching?"
Family Guy
"That... that's straight porn."
Family Guy
"Listen, Charmese, it's not what you think, all right?"
Family Guy
"I've been poisoned,"
Family Guy
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