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Clips from Family Guy - Partial Terms of Endearment (S08E08)

"Hey everybody."
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"Got a pizza delivery for this sorority house."
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"Peter, what the hell are you doing ? Knock it off."
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"That is so nice of you."
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"Yeah, let's put it on ice."
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"You have to excuse my kitchen, I've been cooking all..."
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"Girls, I've just finished grading your midterms, and it's not good news."
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"I am so sorry about this."
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"Dinner is just about ready."
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"And so I went into corporate finance and that's where I met Dale."
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"What took me so long, right ?"
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"- get this orgy started or what ? - What ?"
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"We're running out of time."
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"Are we going to get this orgy started or what ?"
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"Oh my god. You thought that's what we're here for ?"
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"- You're not ? - No !"
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"- Then what are you doing here ? - Well, Dale and I found out"
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"that we can't have children."
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"We've conceived many times, but for some reason the eggs won't attach."
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"who would considered carrying our child to term."
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"And well, Lois, that's why we're here."
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"We were wondering if you would be our surrogate."
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"Oh my god. You want me to carry your child ?"
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"- Yes. - What ?"
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"I don't know what this is about,"
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"Wait a minute, so you guys can't have a baby ?"
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"- Unfortunately, no. - Well, who's fault is it ?"
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"I mean which one of you has the thing that's horribly wrong with them."
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"Is that you, Naomi ? You got a bum cervix ?"
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"Will you help us, Lois ?"
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"Okay, read the third row down, please."
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"Everyone, I have something to say."
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"I've given this long and careful thought"
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"You what ?!"
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"That's right. And I want your blessing, Peter."
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"You'll have my stool in your eye, that's all you'll get."
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"- You can't have their baby. - Yeah, mom,"
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"you get crazy when you're pregnant."
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"Peter, take off that belt !"
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"That buckle smells like acid !"
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"Look, I know it's an inconvenience,"
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"so I am going through with it."
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"Well, I support you, Lois. I think it's great what you're doing."
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"and are too egoitistical to adopt."
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"Why is it got to be you ?"
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"Because they need a healthy female body to carry the baby."
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"It was hard enough on your body"
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"- when you gave birth to Stewie. - What ?"
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"I'm just joking."
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"You've never even had a boyfriend more than a few weeks."
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"I have too. Remember when I dated the Count ?"
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"One nipple."
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"Two nipples."
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"No, you are not, Lois. I'm sorry, but I forbid it."
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"And I'm supposed to blindly go along"
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"with everything you decide for the both of us ?"
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"Yes, Lois, that's how we co-exist."
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"Dad, what's that ? I think I hear music."
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"That's the little people."
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"They're playing music so that I will bless them with food."
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"Lois, Dale and I just want to thank you again."
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"You're making us so happy."
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"Well, I wish my husband felt the same way you do, but..."
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"He's just gonna have to accept it."
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"Mrs Griffin, you should understand,"
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"a procedure like this is not without its risks."
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"For example, here's what happened, when we fertilized an egg from Shelly Duvall"
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"with a sperm from James Blunt."
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"Here's Hilary Swank and Gary Busey."
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"Florence Griffith-Joyner and Stephen Hawking."
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"Okay, I think that's enough."
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"I got more funny ones, I got Tina Fey and Joaquin Phoenix."
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"I think we're fine."
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"- Lot of face stuff going on on that one. - Yeah, let's just get to it."
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"Okay. So, the eggs have already been fertilized"
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"by means of intracytoplasmic sperm injection."
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"The insertion procedure will be performed"
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"by these south-american Hovitos blow gunners."
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"Well, perhaps you could tell them. If only you spoke Hovitos."
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"Can't believe she went ahead and did it."
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"Well, clearly she believed that it was within her right..."
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"- Lois just peed on something. - You're picking up on that ?"
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"- Yeah. - It worked, everybody, I'm pregnant !"
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"And if I'm gonna do something about it, it's gonna be now."
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"- What are you gonna do ? - I'm not gonna do anything."
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"But sometimes things happen."
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"Rickety staircases, faulty wiring, gay poltergeists."
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"Boo ! To that outfit."
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"I've hired some 1980s black breakdancers to do their routine on your stomach."
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"Peter, come on ! I'm having this baby and that's the end of it."
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"from being torn down and replaced by some mall."
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"Ozone, Turbo, do your thing."
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"Oh no, Lois, those are 90s black guys."
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"We're here to dance for the kids."
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"Run, 80s black guys. You are no match for the 90s black guys."
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"I bet I can drink more bleach than you."
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"Okay, you know what, Peter ? Stop it."
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"I know you are not happy about this, but I am pregnant and I am having this baby."
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"You'll be fat and cranky, and your boobs will get bigger,"
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"and you'll stop having your period. Wait, how I feel about this ?"
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"No. No ! I'm against that, I say."
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"Peter, this is important."
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"We interrupt this programs for a breaking news story."
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"has injured eight people and killed two others."
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"Naomi and Dale Robinson were pronounced dead on arrival at Quahog hospital."
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"Oh my god !"
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"Another news : a local man has won the lottery."
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"Well, I'll be the one to say it."
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"- What are you gonna do about the baby ? - Let's keep it for parts."
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"You know, you're not a young woman."
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"Like those cats you see in the special animal Olympics."
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"Whiskers, how does it feel to finally win your event after years of training ?"
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"Why don't you put the baby up for adoption ?"
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"But what do we do until then ?"
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"I mean, we can't afford nine months of medical bills."
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"Well, you could... have an abortion."
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"There you go, Lois, we abort it. Send it on up to Dale and Naomi."
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"- You'd send them back. Abort the thing. - Well, I don't know, Peter."
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"There is no harm in visiting the family planning center"
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"just to see what your options are."
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