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Clips from Family Guy - Partial Terms of Endearment (S08E08)

"It's such a big decision."
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"Of course it's a big decision. Life is full of big decisions."
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"Like deciding whether or not to have indian food."
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"Do I need to do anything tomorrow that doesn't involve me"
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"being bent over in excruciating pain three feet from a toilet ?"
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"- No. - Time for some tikka masala."
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"And you should ask as many questions as you can before you decide."
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"How does it work, Doc ? You strap it down and then go"
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"We've come a long way since then."
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"Okay, what, so you go stab it in there with a laser and you try to zap it out ?"
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"Like, um, burning an ant with a magnifying glass ?"
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"No, Mr Griffin."
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"What ? So what ? You like hold her legs open and like send a pitbull in there ?"
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"You know, one of them little rat hunting dogs."
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"No. Mr Griffin, it's a very simple safe procedure,"
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"in which we very precisely and delicately remove the embryo."
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"Then why don't you get started. I'm gonna go sit in the car"
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"Sir, we are doing all that we can"
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"to stop the killing of millions of unborn babies."
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"If you have a few moments, I'd like you to watch this video presentation."
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"Hello, friend."
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"I hear you contemplating having an abortion."
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"But before you do, remember :"
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"science has proven that within hours of conception"
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"a human fetus has started a college fund"
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"and has already made your first Mother's Day card out of macaroni and glitter."
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"But don't take my word for it. Just ask my little friend Ziggy."
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"Hi, I'm Ziggy the zygote."
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"I'm looking forward to being an active member of your community."
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"Can I hug you ?"
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"Of course, you can, Ziggy."
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"Because even though they are not visible yet, you already have tiny arms."
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"Arms, that will one day work, play and fold in prayer."
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"But uh-oh. What's this ?"
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"who were probably snuffed out by abortion."
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"Like the guy who would have killed Hitler."
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"The Fourth Stooge."
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"That's right, there were supposed to be four stooges."
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"Thanks a lot for 9/11 abortion enthusiasts."
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"And remember. Not only is abortion murder."
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"But it's also a larceny, jaywalking and securities fraud."
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"And did you know the baby you aborting"
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"may also have a baby inside of it that you're also aborting ?"
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"No ! No, I do not !"
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"Peter, what the hell are you doing ? Have you lost your mind ?"
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"Oh, I am ! Prouder than when I was a peacock."
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"Griffin, nice work on the Anderson account."
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"- So how did it go at the clinic ? - Fine at first,"
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"but then there was a complication."
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"We have decided against the procedure."
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"- Really ? Why ? - Because it's killing babies, Brian !"
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"If god wanted us to kill babies, he'd make them all Chinese girls."
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"Peter, it's not a baby, it's a fertilized egg."
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"- It's the size of the tip of the pin. - It's alive, isn't it ?"
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"Peter, I'm sorry if you disagree with me."
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"But according to the law, it is still my right to choose what I do with my body."
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"Well, the law is wrong, Lois."
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"Okay, Peter, if you're so pro-life, let me ask you this."
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"Would you go down to the orphanage and claim"
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"Once they get out of vagina, they can go *** themselves."
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"Peter, what's inside of Lois won't be remotely human for six months."
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"There's no brain activity until at least the 27th week."
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"It's still a person."
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"It's a woman's responsibility to carry it to term."
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"What if the woman is raped ?"
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"Maybe she should have thought of that before she asked me for directions."
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"- What about incest, Peter ? - What's incest ?"
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"You know how cousin Lou has that kid who's eyes touch."
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"You don't mind him when you want a needle threaded."
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"I'm just saying that they should have at least have the option."
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"- he's given to uncle mom and aunt dad. - Okay, this argument isn't working."
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"- with no arms and no legs ? - You name it Matt."
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"Peter, I honestly don't care what you say."
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"I am going back to that clinic and I am having that abortion."
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"Oh no, you are not."
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"Oh yes, I am. Now you get out of my way."
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"You go down there, and I'll blow that place up."
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"You wouldn't."
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"You've seen Family Guy, You know I would."
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"So what ? You kill a bunch of doctors to show that the killing is wrong ?"
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"I..."
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"guess not."
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"So what the hell do we do, huh ?"
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"by standing here and screaming at each other."
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"And whatever we decide, we both have to agree that it's the right thing to do."
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"Well, so now what ?"
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"And we don't come down until we've made a decision that we both can live with."
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"Well, I think we made the right decision."
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"I mean, sure, having a baby costs a fortune."
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"There's diapers, and crying, and late nights with no sleep."
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"It's a one more person to share the world with."
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"Another little voice in a back seat of the car."
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"Naomi, I'm so glad you're here."
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"Because Naomi will be here shortly, and I'm anxious to get started."
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"Lois, this is such a lovely home."
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"We're running out of time. Are we going to"
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"And it was suggested that I find a healthy woman"
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"but you're my best friend and I'd like to think that you do the same for me."
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"Peter, it's nobody's faults. Conception is complicated."
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"Mom, I can't find my jacket."
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"but it's a wonderful gift to be able to give someone,"
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"That's not how it is."
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"just to hand over that thing when it comes out like a hen to a farmer."
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"Not cool."
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"Three nip... Oh hell no, I'm outta here."
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"No, I've had it ! I don't want you pregnant."
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"It was gonna be hilarious !"
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"Now that you know this do you want an abortion ?"
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"And he had a T-shirt on that confirmed it."
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"What if you look at the ultrasound and see that the baby is gonna be born"
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"Now I say we go upstairs and have a long talk."
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"All right, Lois."
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"But you know what ?"
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"Oh man, this is what I was afraid of."
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"Yeah, it's great. You're treating your vagina like a Red Roof Inn."
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"Naomi and Dale are placing their trust in us."
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"A devastating pile-up on I-95"
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"I have seen the light !"
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"There's cutbacks on things we love."
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"Lucky Quahog resident Dale Robinson has hit the jack... Oh boy."
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